'Full' balls

[vices2habits]

Guarantee?

Didn't you know? Every man has a threshold. A girl with an agile tongue will be guaranteed to bring him off if she wiggles her tongue under his glans a certain number of times. For Mark its 567.

Not if her husband comes in the door at 566... <snark>

The word "guarantee" seems just a tad strong here... I don't believe there are any such mechanistic guarantees in sex.

 

[vices2habits]

Fer Crump's Sake...

Actually, I boil my balls every other Wednesday. I find that it helps keep them fresh and sterile, and it helps get them ready for when they do actually fill up!

Don'tcha know? If you used the microwave instead you could skip the tweener Wednesdays?

 

[JADED_ONE1969]

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[Papa_Cali]

Don'tcha know? If you used the microwave instead you could skip the tweener Wednesdays?

Now you tell me! For years, I've been doing it the hard way!

 

[Rendclaw]

Not if her husband comes in the door at 566... <snark>

The word "guarantee" seems just a tad strong here... I don't believe there are any such mechanistic guarantees in sex.

Absolutely. I can count on one hand the number of lovers I have been with who were able to bring me to climax unassisted. Its not anything they are or are not doing, it is the way my cock is shaped.

 

[Susan2002]

...it is the way my cock is shaped.

Now how can you leave us hanging with that comment. I think a picture of the recalcitrant member is the least you can do!

 

[Biggie74]

with me it varies,if i havent cum in a couple days,during intercourse,i feel my cock swell,and a slight burn start at the base,and feel it moving up my shaft,but if i'm cumming every day,it is no where near as intense,but during oral,i cum a lot harder,only 2 girls have ever brought me off from just oral,one face fucking,and i had that burning intenisity,and one just oral,which takes a while,but in a way,during oral,i am multi orgasimic,meaning i will have many many small orgasims,just no cum,i have even had one from oral like that,no cum,just a dry orgasim,so intense i have blacked out for a minute or 2,was only once that has happened,if i am having intercourse,and finish in her mouth,it adds to the intensity as well,but not nearly as much as just oral,the BEST orgasim i ever had,was recent kind of,in a parking lot gettin oral from a very inexpereinced girl,and because of my girth she couldnt take it all in,so she went rally fast and hard on just the edge,driving me crazy,then watched me stroke until i could feel it building up really clse,she pushed my hand away and attacked the head and top 2 inches of my shaft,sucking s harder as she could using her tonue moving,when i exploded,i dont know,it was intense,the best feeling i have ever had,she told me a cople days later,she went to ask how she did,and looked at my face,and it said everything,and made her feel so good,but now,trying to remember how it felt,all that i can say is holy fuck,that girl was and is magic,i dont think i could even wrap my mind arond the fact that we was in a parking lot,or in my car,or even what state we was in,for a good 5 minutes,next tme i promise to try and remember every sensation,lol

on and if i cum really hard the first time,i get hard,and can fuck for sometimes an hour without cumming again,but when i do it is so intense and almost painful,but in a good way,but if i am about to cum,and slow down,so its not as explosive,i can keep going non stop until i have a hard orgasim the 2nd time

 

[crashD]

From my experience there is no sensation in the testicles regarding imminent ejaculation. I don't even feel my balls tightening. Whether the scrotum contracts or expands has more to do with the temperature.
Sensations of impending orgasm start in the penis, below the head, and this 'electric' thrill grows and grows in intensity, and also spreads through the whole penis. If it is a really good one the sensation can extend down the thighs and into the deeper groin area, but I am afraid there is nothing in the testicles.
When the semen starts to spurt I can feel it only in the last 3 inches of my penis, and the feeling of the thick fluid coursing through the urethra is the climax of the sensation. The best orgasm is when I can feel the semen distending the last inch of urethra as it erupts.
You ladies may be able to tell from all of this why we guys love coming in your mouths. Feeling your lips gripping around the head as the semen spurts gives spectacular orgasms.

this is an excellent description of what i feel...

a particularly spectacular orgasm can leave me feeling like the head of my cock is about to come off - or melt off - something like that... lol

 

[lemmesee]

There was another thread with someone asking technical questions about hymens, and this has prompted me to mention a 'pet peeve' of my own.
So many stories mention a guy's balls being 'full', or 'his balls disgorged a huge load' etc.
Those of us in the know realise that the balls only provide a minute volume of fluid - their job is to release microscopic tiddlers - the things that get us 'knocked up'.
The fluid that makes up semen comes mostly from the prostate, and seminal vesicles which store fluid, and various glands that secrete precum.
Now I know that this is not going to enhance erotic writing...

'Mark groaned as he felt his prostate swelling, it pulsed deep in his body, oozing thick viscous goo which slowly seeped into his distended vesicles, ready, waiting to discharge forcefully into his urethra after Sally's tongue had vibrated the minimum of 567 times under the cleft of his turgid glans...'

On second thoughts - I quite like it!

Correct, my scrotum and testicles contain no seminal fluid , only sperm....

 

[ericahope]

There was another thread with someone asking technical questions about hymens...

As long as we're talking about the mechanics of sex and unrealistic story scenes, I have a question...

I often read in stories an author who says something to the effect of...

"He inserted his/her tongue into her pussy and found her G spot..." The woman then goes on to have an amazing orgasm from her lover tickling her G spot with his/her tongue.

I don't know about the other women here, but no one I've ever been with, man or woman, has been able to reach my G spot with their tongue. Their finger, yes. Their penis, yes. But not their tongue. I can't imagine a tongue long enough or flexible enough to reach my G spot. Now perhaps these amazing men and women exist and I haven't met them. I'd be interested in what other women have to say...

Is this just pure fantasy on the part of authors or are there people out there who can actually do this?

 

[kromen]

Gene Simmons? Ok, I apologize, but you have to admit that was pretty witty.

 

[ericahope]

Gene Simmons? Ok, I apologize, but you have to admit that was pretty witty.

Perhaps he could, but I definitely don't even want to think of him attempting it on me! yuck.

 

[SwallowItAll]

"Blue Balls" can be very painful. Long periods of stimulation without the release of ejaculation gives you a feeling of soreness in your balls and the crotch area immediately to the left and right of the scrotum. Intensity varies, I'm not sure why.

Stimulation usually translates into having a tremendous woody for whatever reason without finishing things off. Reading erotica, thinking erotica, thinking about sex, watching sex and wishing that Jenny's avatar would turn and give you a good look are all things that can give you "Blue Balls".

I always believed that blue balls was something men said to have sex, and told my girlfriends I thought this as well, until my current girlfriend and I met, we spent a long time in an arcade, I was pressed against her from behind and she just ground that tight ass against me, I was so hard. I put my hands on her hips and just got a standing lapdance like none other.

About an hour later I was still equally as turned on, we had gone to a mall to go to a mini golf course and when we got there we found it was glow in the dark golf, so we just bought clubs and made out in the dark. Plenty of groping and whatnot.

by the time we got anywhere to get some relief I suddenly could barely walk, I went to the restroom to urinate and it was impossible, it hurt so bad, I felt like crying. Thankfully she helped relieve me and has continued to make sure I get plenty of sexual healing now.

 

[iamoutofafrica]

Susan very eloquently posed, i am sure thatGray(anatomy) would have approved.hehe xx
patient calls dear heart, another diy incident

 

[JackVettriano]

Six months

I am in the forces and spend six months away from normal life at a time. I have gone he full time without sex, sharing a room with other guys in close proximity is not easy especially when we all get horny. It's worse if a girl is on camp. We all get full balls. I can assure you the prostate is where it at.....

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Look, Susan. This is fiction and fantasy.

All women have enormous tits and need help even standing up. All men have twelve inch cocks with balls the size of soccar balls filled to over flowing with cum.

Some fifth-grader started that years ago and we are stuck with it.

Sorry.

JJ

PS - Technically, your discription is correct. Most of the seminal fluid comes from the Prostate Gland, not the testicles.

Waa hey! You still exist. Stick around a bit and you'll rejuvenate SF.

Give us a few more of your erotic pastiches.

Two questions 'cos I'm ignorant - how do you explain the concept of 'blue balls' and why can men remain fertile even after prostate removal?

 

[lovecraft68]

Waa hey! You still exist. Stick around a bit and you'll rejuvenate SF.

Give us a few more of your erotic pastiches.

Two questions 'cos I'm ignorant - how do you explain the concept of 'blue balls' and why can men remain fertile even after prostate removal?

Sorry Elfin, the post you quoted is several years old.

You've been taken in by another of those Zombie threads people keep digging up.

 

[MiliktheRed]

Yeah ok. First of all, when referring to boiling, its his semen being referred to, not his balls.

I sometimes feel my scrotum tighten, sometimes not. When I ejaculate, it feels hot. I can usually feel the semen travel the last few inches and it has a hot feel to it. Each spurt feels hot. I seldom masturbate but during oral, vaginal or anal sex my semen, once ejaculated feels hot to me as I continue to thrust away.

During particularly intense orgasms, the feeling of pleasure spreads outwards from my cock. Down my thighs, up my stomach and around to my butt. The longer it lasts, the better and more intense it gets. It seems to me, that the more intense it is, the hotter my cum feels when I ejaculate.

While I am not alone in this feeling, not every guy feels this. I suppose it is all in how your brain interprets the feeling of your orgasm and subsequent ejaculation. I have to say that during ejaculation without orgasm I do not get the hot feeling. This is most likely to happen if just before orgasm I stop or my partner stops what they are doing.

If for example, I am receiving oral and am just about to orgasm and ejaculate, they stop giving me oral, pause a moment and then proceed with just their hands. For this reason, I would much prefer a simple handjob if she is not going to let me cum in her mouth. I am fortunate my partner gives me that and works hard to give me the best orgasm she can that way. Naturally, I reciprocate.

I hope that answers your question Red.

MJL

This. As to the rest, its dramatic license. The last thing I'm going to write is that my semen was pumped forcefully from my prostate...

 

[melly001_uk]

Sounds like a mouth full..... To me


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