Funny Happenings While Having Sex...

[genxer36]

I have a very similar cousin.. She's a bit of a air head.
She would randomly pop over for a cuppa. Biggest problem was it generally happened late at night when she was lonely. I'd be strapped to a bench or table and the doorbell would go off..
She wasn't so oblivious when we had music playing and she used the hidden key to get in... I was mid punishment. She turned purple/red with embarrassment and wanted to call the cops.
It took me 2 hours to explain it's consensual and I enjoyed every second of it

That is fantastic! Did it stop her late night visits? Or was she curious and wanted to see more.

 

[genxer36]

Having sex on the carpeted floor with my gf at the time. I'm on top and am getting into it when I thought I felt a little breeze on my ass, but was into what I was doing, then a couple seconds later, I felt it again. I turned around to see my dog sniffing my butt with a puzzled look on his face.

Did not continue until I kicked the dog out and shut the door.

RFLMAO! Winner!

 

[moonchild040815]

funny happenings

A few years ago, i went home with my boyfriend to celebrate Christmas; thinking we were alone we decided to have a quickie . Only to find out after the fact, that his sister and her boyfriend , and grandma were home! i spent the rest of the weekend unable to look an of his family in the eyes. No one came right out and admitted they heard us but his sister would make random comments

 

[RNJAG]

Scribeded for later

 

[Megreg]

Cats and doggy style

We have cats... one is a chunky large male. They are used to lying in our bed whenever they please. Yes, cats have slaves. In the middle of a hot doggy style session, the male decided to jump up on the bed. He landed on my back and started sliding off, and tried to stop himself by digging his claws in. Very painful...and not in a sexy way it broke up the session for wound care, and since then we shut the door. Afterwards its too funny...

 

[zoso682001]

Recently the wife was blowing me and right when I came she coughed it all over my lap ! She thought I'd react badly but I just cracked up and couldn't stop laughing . Now I ask if she wants something to drink or a throat lozenge first .

 

[zoso682001]

Another one from years ago ,
My wife and I were having at it way off the beaten path in a huge wooded park . She was riding me , kind of laying over my chest , and getting close to cumming when all of a sudden she leapt up to almost sit on my face and shrieked . WTF ?
Didn't take long to figure it out as I saw a friendly black lab wagging his tail behind her after she got off my face .

I almost died laughing but she didn't think it was funny at the time . He'd stuck his snout right in her pussy ! LMFAO !!!
I looked around and if he had an owner around he/she was hiding out of sight .

Kind of ruined the moment though . She did blow me on the drive home though so not a total loss .

 

[bone251]

I had some newly wed clients that had a problem with the parents dropping in unannounced. I told them no matter what you were doing lose your clothing and answer the door naked.
I understand she made sure he was up for answering the door and it seemed to work.
After that the parents called. Word got out.

 

[SPARTAN047]

I jumped on the bed once ready to have sex and there was a CRACK on the bed frame.

Then there were the gassy moments...

 

[Sgts19]

Having sex on the carpeted floor with my gf at the time. I'm on top and am getting into it when I thought I felt a little breeze on my ass, but was into what I was doing, then a couple seconds later, I felt it again. I turned around to see my dog sniffing my butt with a puzzled look on his face.

Did not continue until I kicked the dog out and shut the door.

Almost the same thing happened to us. She was on the bed on all fours I was behind her going to town when suddenly I felt a cold nose on my ass. He timed it perfectly, I jumped back and cum went flying everywhere, the bed, her back, on his head. I always made sure I knew where he was after that

 

[SPARTAN047]

We were having sex early on on our relationship in my partner's living room. There was a knock at the front door..

Her reaction was if her mother had arrived unannounced and I was ushered rapidly into the downstairs bathroom, had my clothing thrown at me and the door shut.

It was just her friend.

Sorry, I know your sexy time was ruined, but I'm laughing so hard thinking of it. It kind of happened to me too.

I was having an ONS with someone and the bell rang.

We got dressed in 10 seconds with cum and spit on us, they thought it was their mum. And it was just a friend to drop off something.

 

[Lucien_Al]

Very early into my first marriage we were staying with my parents and while we were enjoying a nice early morning session with my wife on top the door swung open and my mother brought us a tray of coffee. Instead of putting it down and leaving she put the tray down next to the bed and sat on the chair discussing the plans for the day. She must have stayed for about 10 minutes before she finally left. We laughed about it for years.