kathyisgr65
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Funny pictures VI (No gifs, please)
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talikat
Music is my refuge
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hahaha, yeah, I got the elbow/stern looks from mom in church A LOT!!In honor of talikat, who keeps the laughs and chuckles coming . . .
37_ttej
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Only in the past tense, Talikat?hahaha, yeah, I got the elbow/stern looks from mom in church A LOT!!
talikat
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Yes, I haven't been to church since I got married, except for weddings and funerals.Only in the past tense, Talikat?
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investor2020
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summer_reine
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Yup, that's about how I feel. At least he can't have my car.
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A Senator at a Primary School A senator is visiting a primary school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No," the Senator says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside ... that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains the Senator. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer. "What?" asks the Senator, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally Little Johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying a Senator was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy."
"Marvelous!" the Senator beams. "And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"
One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No," the Senator says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside ... that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains the Senator. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer. "What?" asks the Senator, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally Little Johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying a Senator was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy."
"Marvelous!" the Senator beams. "And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"
summer_reine
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I am a huge fan of malicious compliance when it is appropriate
ccs29745
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Grew up on that stuff
ccs29745
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Before the time of photo editing on the spot.
ccs29745
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And pit fall too, that was best set up.
