Funny pictures VI (No gifs, please)

[Smuttyandfun]

 

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[investor2020]

^^^
It really does exist . . . in Burlington, NC . . . but not with that sign.


The plaza is named after the two men, Hugh M. Cummings and Carl Parks,
that started the shopping center in the 1960s. Some lady actually won $500
in a contest by suggesting that name.

 

[investor2020]

I apologize in advance if you are not a punster . . .

I've started investing in stocks: beef, vegetable, chicken. One day I hope to be a bouillianaire.

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. Now that's humorous.

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight.

I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes. I turned to a local tribal leader and said, "That lizard is really funny!" He replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand-up chameleon.”

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I thought I nailed it but nobody saw it.

The Black-Eyed Peas can sing us a song but the chick peas can only hummus one.

Then there was the time Fruit of the Loom took Hanes to court... it was a brief case.

Ran out of toilet paper, now using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, and tomorrow romaines to be seen.

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables. That's right...Jack and the beans talk.

I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants. You probably have not heard of Herbivore.

I was struggling to understand how lightning works and then it struck me.

Six cows were smoking joints and playing poker. That's right. The steaks were pretty high.

I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work.

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

 

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[Cwtchseeker]

 

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[hotoldrguy]

 

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