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auction

Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big
ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for
twenty dollars."

Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"

Wife :Those they gave away.

Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were
auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand
dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."

Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"

Husband : "That's where they held the auction."
 
What goes in pink and hard, but comes out soft and wet?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking... nope it's bubblegum
 
good one....

What goes in pink and hard, but comes out soft and wet?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking... nope it's bubblegum

double meaning joke....funny.....



Super Abusive Breakup
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Girl: Don't Talk U Ass hole .I Wear Heels Longer Then Your
Dick..
Boy: Shut Up Bitch. Your Pussy Has Been Used More Then
Google
 
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