Good men are hard to find and hard men are good to find ...

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gothedistance said:


I have tickets to the Milli Vanilli tribute concert at the Y Friday.

Those guys sound just like them!!!

Wanna go on a date?:)

Did you say Milli Vanilli? "Baby don't forget my number." *wink*
 
At first........work me up to the rough stuff. Then have your wicked way with me.......cause believe me.....once I have had a taste you will be speding alot of time on you back/knees.

I think the old saying is "one good lick deserves another.....or something like that"

Nic,:cool:
 
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HeidiManshankVA said:


Did you say Milli Vanilli? "Baby don't forget my number." *wink*

Ok...ummm...darn it,

I keep forgetting!

Was it your turn to be the 6?


Or the 9?
 
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gothedistance said:


Ok...ummm...darn it,

I keep forgetting!

Was it your turn to be the 6?


Or the 9?

Why I've no idear what you could mean by that! You know I'm a knock kneed prude!
 
Heidi,

Yes, near bear is out of the question. I use it to water my lawn... keeps the bugs happy. Speaking of happy... I've heard the top of my head looks absolutely wonderful. Care to check it out?
 
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Just made me remember that time I went down on a girl for an hour and a half... Damn why can't you be in Europe? (Or me in the US for that matter?).... I won't go on with my other qualities and description as anyway it would be tough to meet, which is a shame seeing as I thought you had seen me when you posted your criteria :D
 
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HeidiManshankVA said:


Why I've no idear what you could mean by that! You know I'm a knock kneed prude!

Our virtual interactive pool game! Don't you remember?

6 ball or 9 ball...smalls or bigs...stripes or solids!

your one of those two balls and I can't remember which!

What does prude have to do with pool anyway?

I don't understand...
 
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gothedistance said:


Our virtual interactive pool game! Don't you remember?

6 ball or 9 ball...smalls or bigs...stripes or solids!

your one of those two balls and I can't remember which!

What does prude have to do with pool anyway?

I don't understand...

Did I say prude? I meant pool shark ... yeah, thats it.
 
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HeidiManshankVA said:


Did I say prude? I meant pool shark ... yeah, thats it.

Long sinuey shafts, hard balls, stroking the shaft as you aim to sink into all the holes, controlling the other person by placing your own balls over their hole...

Honestly Heidi...prude? Don't know where you get that idea...
 
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gothedistance said:


Long sinuey shafts, hard balls, stroking the shaft as you aim to sink into all the holes, controlling the other person by placing your own balls over their hole...

Honestly Heidi...prude? Don't know where you get that idea...

Hey, I'm all for balls in holes and all but what does sinuey mean?
 
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HeidiManshankVA said:


Hey, I'm all for balls in holes and all but what does sinuey mean?

The same as sinewy, just spelled incorrectly...(damn her superpowers)...

sinewy adj

1. lean, tough, and muscular

...

3. vigorous and forceful (literary)

- Microsoft Encarta Dictionary
 
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gothedistance said:


(damn her superpowers)...

You're not going to comment on my bladder again, are you? Cause if you are ... you're going to have to hurry! I've gotta go!!!!


 
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HeidiManshankVA said:

Mmmmmm! Had this really hot dream about how you could pee and otherwise occupy yourself simultaneously...:devil:
 
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gothedistance said:


Mmmmmm! Had this really hot dream about how you could pee and otherwise occupy yourself simultaneously...:devil:

Oh you mean multi-tasking? Why, I have absofuckinglutely no idea what you could mean. *angelic smile* lol
 
Hmmmmm . . . .

Last I checked, living in Virginia did not make me a virgin, whatever that is.

In answer to your query:
1. How does 6'-0" and 180# suit you?
2. Well, I am
3. Fine if you do
4. Are you kidding me?
5. See #4
6. Yes

And the bonus answer would be no, but you might be surprised at what I can do with a piece of chewing gum caught in my moustache. It could be called . . . practice.

These absolutely will NOT work if nobody takes the initiative. Did my part . . . .

m
 
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HeidiManshankVA said:


Oh you mean multi-tasking? Why, I have absofuckinglutely no idea what you could mean. *angelic smile* lol

*smile in return* Hi Heidi,

Well, come to think of it, given the variety of orifices that sit around idle while the water...falls..., the possibilities are many and the images wild!!!
(especially when you have that hard man you've found, close at hand...) *wicked grin and evil wink*
 
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mbb308 said:
Hmmmmm . . . .

Last I checked, living in Virginia did not make me a virgin, whatever that is.

In answer to your query:
1. How does 6'-0" and 180# suit you?
2. Well, I am
3. Fine if you do
4. Are you kidding me?
5. See #4
6. Yes

And the bonus answer would be no, but you might be surprised at what I can do with a piece of chewing gum caught in my moustache. It could be called . . . practice.

These absolutely will NOT work if nobody takes the initiative. Did my part . . . .

m

What absolutely will NOT work?

And the bubble gum is interesting and scary at the same time. I tried jello-O once .... I was stuck to the sheets and smelled like grapes for a week.
 
postings, etc.

Your original question was if personal postings really work? I responded that they will not work if we read only and respond not.

Chewing gum, Dear. Bubble gum has way too much sugar in it, and my teeth get enough ice cream for sugar exposure. The gum is benign. It would be the little object which my tongue could flick, in the proximity of a pair of lips with decorative hair trim. It that an adequate verbal picture this time? It seems that my digital camera is still at the store. (Very large, full face involvement wink)
 
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HeidiManshankVA said:


I tried jello-O once .... I was stuck to the sheets and smelled like grapes for a week.
Stuck because of the Jello or the silk scarves so successfully secured to wrist and ankle?...:devil:
 
HeidiManshankVA said:
Do these personals posts really work?

I mean, has anyone really ever met someone they are compatible with from posting here?

If so, can I put in a request?

Seeking MALE

Tall (er than me)
Doesn't have to articulate well (just smile alot)
Loves a beer here and there
Loves kinky wild sex any where and every where
MUST have a great sense of humor
Etc on all the other good stuff.

p.s. if he can lick his eyebrows that would be a definite shoe in. :p

So Heidi, did you ever find that good, hard man?

Or just settle for a good, hard one...? (might be able to scare up a pic or two of the latter if you'd like *weg*)
 
Tall VA male 6' 4"

Well I really like all your ideas and am a 6' 4" tall male with some of my own kinky things in mind. Care to talk further? email me at migaven@yahoo.com
 
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migaven said:
Well I really like all your ideas and am a 6' 4" tall male with some of my own kinky things in mind. Care to talk further? email me at migaven@yahoo.com

Hi there Migaven. Thanks for the nice reply. You do meat (spelled incorrectly on purpose) the right height requirements.
 
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