Guilty pleasures

Chloroforming drifters, gutting them down by the railroad tracks and then wearing their entrails like a boa.

I know it probably shouldn't be my first reaction, but wouldn't that just smell really really bad??
 
I know it probably shouldn't be my first reaction, but wouldn't that just smell really really bad??

Sorry.


Chloroforming drifters, gutting them down by the railroad tracks and then wearing their entrails like a boa with a cinnamon and pine Yuletide Hearth-brand scented candle flickering in the steaming body cavity.
 
:eek: :eek: :eek:

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Truly terrible B scifi movies from the 1950s. :eek:

Watching horrendously horrible B horror movies from the 1960s... by the flickering light of a cinnamon and pine Yuletide Hearth-brand scented candle, while drinking spiked hot chocolate.
 
Sorry.


Chloroforming drifters, gutting them down by the railroad tracks and then wearing their entrails like a boa with a cinnamon and pine Yuletide Hearth-brand scented candle flickering in the steaming body cavity.

A new romantic scent coming this holiday season to stores near you.

Zombie Christmas by DGE.
 
So many…and so guilty.

"Mean Girls"
Pork Rinds
Krystals burgers with cheese
Reading "People" in the doctor's office

Damn. Reading my own list makes me want to take a shower.
 
He knows if you've been reanimated as a walking corpse or not, so be very quiet and hide in a locked storeroom, for goodness sake.

This seems snow coaled hearted, DEEGE... Are you all white?


Ok, ok... I can admit it. Playing with my words is totally a guilty pleasure. :D
 
Chocolate on the left nipple, chocolate on the right nipple, where did you want the third dollop, and as it's the BDSM Café, Sir?
 
Chocolate on the left nipple, chocolate on the right nipple, where did you want the third dollop, and as it's the BDSM Café, Sir?

Hmmm.. only slightly confusing, as I am (obviously, I hope?) a woman. Though there is Peppermint Patty setting that whole "Sir" precedent, and no doubt so many more ;) So I'll just say... close your eyes and I'll take care of the third dollop in my own good time :D
 
Hmmm.. only slightly confusing, as I am (obviously, I hope?) a woman. Though there is Peppermint Patty setting that whole "Sir" precedent, and no doubt so many more ;) So I'll just say... close your eyes and I'll take care of the third dollop in my own good time :D

OMG! I'm so sorry, I never thought, how stupid of me, a thousand apologies: where do you want that third dollop Madam?
 
Having collar_and_cuffs make me hold still while she tongues away that third, extra large blob of chocolate.
 
Cheese Fries....with tons of melted Velteeta

Fried cheese. Just slices of cheddar, tossed onto a hot frying pan, until the moisture has all bubbled away and you can pull them off the surface in one wafer-thin piece, with tongs.

Like potato chips made of latex and salt.
 
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