Guys, how do you masturbate?

How do you masturbate?

It depends on the mood and the day

Some days it is a dry rub. It is just a hand to cock, get off kind of masturbation.

Some days it is a hand cream kind of stroke to explode

Some days it is a toy that is needed. A plug or a vibe kind of get off…. That will make the toes curl

Some days it is a remote controlled toy that makes me cry out loud.

It all depends on the mood
 
Sadly, since my wife quit sex and despises porn I usually have to jerk off in the dark while she sleeps next to me. About as far away from fun as it can be. Sometimes I think I should just jack off on her sleeping face and get the divorce over with so I can enjoy sex again.
 
I'm old so it's hard staying hard without porn or pharmaceutical help.

Normally at my computer in the basement, I'll stroke myself outside of my clothes while reading threads on Lit, especially the ones with pics or gifs. Then I'll push my pants down and go over to www.************** or www.xhamster.com and find some short videos in the category that has gotten me horny today. Usually 2-6 minutes duration, and scrolling through several, stroking myself with my right while I fondle my balls with my left until I'm ready to cum. The medication I'm on I don't ejaculate most of the time so it's a shock when I do.

I do sometimes really miss thrusting, so I try and hump some pillows with a fleece blanket if the wife isn't home. She doesn't mind me masturbating, she understands. It's just the hygiene of me fucking the fleece blanket on our bed or the sofa that would bother her. Naturally there's anxiety if that session was one during which I actually ejaculated.
 
Wife has to be gone so that I can have the volume up. I like porn movies featuring older women — with each other, with younger or older men, doesn't really matter. I stroke slowly and get hard quickly. Then I edge and tease, going through many different movies imagining the participants as my mother-in-law or sister-in-law or just the woman next door. Stroke, stroke, stroke until I can't take it anymore. Then I cum, capturing the cum in my foreskin for easy cleanup. Often, if I know I am alone, I'll say dirty things to my MIL or SIL. That gets the cum rising real fast.
 
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