Guys, how do you masturbate?

[KyleR215]

How do you masturbate?

It depends on the mood and the day

Some days it is a dry rub. It is just a hand to cock, get off kind of masturbation.

Some days it is a hand cream kind of stroke to explode

Some days it is a toy that is needed. A plug or a vibe kind of get off…. That will make the toes curl

Some days it is a remote controlled toy that makes me cry out loud.

It all depends on the mood

 

[Pornfan77]

Sadly, since my wife quit sex and despises porn I usually have to jerk off in the dark while she sleeps next to me. About as far away from fun as it can be. Sometimes I think I should just jack off on her sleeping face and get the divorce over with so I can enjoy sex again.

 

[MarionsLover]

I'm old so it's hard staying hard without porn or pharmaceutical help.

Normally at my computer in the basement, I'll stroke myself outside of my clothes while reading threads on Lit, especially the ones with pics or gifs. Then I'll push my pants down and go over to www.************** or www.xhamster.com and find some short videos in the category that has gotten me horny today. Usually 2-6 minutes duration, and scrolling through several, stroking myself with my right while I fondle my balls with my left until I'm ready to cum. The medication I'm on I don't ejaculate most of the time so it's a shock when I do.

I do sometimes really miss thrusting, so I try and hump some pillows with a fleece blanket if the wife isn't home. She doesn't mind me masturbating, she understands. It's just the hygiene of me fucking the fleece blanket on our bed or the sofa that would bother her. Naturally there's anxiety if that session was one during which I actually ejaculated.

 

[jakinov]

Wife has to be gone so that I can have the volume up. I like porn movies featuring older women — with each other, with younger or older men, doesn't really matter. I stroke slowly and get hard quickly. Then I edge and tease, going through many different movies imagining the participants as my mother-in-law or sister-in-law or just the woman next door. Stroke, stroke, stroke until I can't take it anymore. Then I cum, capturing the cum in my foreskin for easy cleanup. Often, if I know I am alone, I'll say dirty things to my MIL or SIL. That gets the cum rising real fast.

 

[womaneater58]

Well, since you asked. Right now, I am typing slowly with my left hand. My right hand is playing with my very hard cock which is well lubed with baby oil. I'm freshly shaved so it feels really nice as I play with my cock, rub my balls and rim mu ass while reading stories and thread here. It's a great way to start my day.

 

[sandybrooke]

Sadly, since my wife quit sex and despises porn I usually have to jerk off in the dark while she sleeps next to me. About as far away from fun as it can be. Sometimes I think I should just jack off on her sleeping face and get the divorce over with so I can enjoy sex again.

You have to be real with her. Discuss the lack of sex and your need to masturbate. Just fucking talk about it

 

[Friendlyhillbilly]

Vicks vapor rub, generous amounts on my cock and balls. Then a slow edging. And a hot shower after.

 

[PeteyPP]

A lot of times time it's in the shower. I like to catch my load in my free hand and slurp it down when I'm finished.
Sometimes it's fun stroking into my girls panties. The silk feels so good sliding up and down my cock

 

[liqueur]

Masturbation has always been an intensely personal thing to me. I've never fully understood guys’ urge to share details... although, I confess, being “forced” to share, by a dominant someone, could be a turn-on...

 

[SCRob95060]

Preferably with a friend

 

[Don_private]

So, guys - how do we like to jerk off? For me, it's always while watching porn, on my knees in the bathroom (easier to clean up ). Fingering my arse with one hand while I wank with the other. Sometimes just rimming my arse, sometimes finger fucking myself. Lots of spit for lube and always a good orgasm.

You might enjoy sharing on this thread…it’s a fantastic hobby
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/best-edging-techniques.1644824/page-4#post-102352378

 

[Mrs_and_mr]

I don’t, not for awhile. But when I do it for myself it’s a blur. I beat it as fast as I can. The first time I did it for a friend mom, I went into blur action and 20 seconds later I shot it on her gown. Then the next time she told me to not go so fast and gave me jack off instructions. She also had me stand farther back from her.

 

[hulmule]

How do i ? well i like a fresh shower, shaved cock and balls. Warm some coconut oil , have a buzz going and get naked. Then start working that oil...

 

[The_inspector_and_the_fish]

I don’t, not for awhile. But when I do it for myself it’s a blur. I beat it as fast as I can. The first time I did it for a friend mom, I went into blur action and 20 seconds later I shot it on her gown. Then the next time she told me to not go so fast and gave me jack off instructions. She also had me stand farther back from her.

Now we need the story of how you came to be jerking off in front of your friend's mom!

 

[The_inspector_and_the_fish]

You might enjoy sharing on this thread…it’s a fantastic hobby
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/best-edging-techniques.1644824/page-4#post-102352378

Thanks for the heads up, I'll check it out!

 

[Don_private]

Thanks for the heads up, I'll check it out!

It absolutely has become a fun hobby that I look forward toward to…Do you get high?…I’ve tried a number of strains…the very best is to smoke one bowl of Sativa…puts you in the right frame of mind, and doesn’t relax your ‘body parts’…only your brain. Indica makes it hard to stay hard…and a gummy lasts way too long and the high is actually TOO HIGH…one bowl of Sativa puts your brain into the scene and also makes it easier to remember/associate fun past experiences

 

[The_inspector_and_the_fish]

It absolutely has become a fun hobby that I look forward toward to…Do you get high?…I’ve tried a number of strains…the very best is to smoke one bowl of Sativa…puts you in the right frame of mind, and doesn’t relax your ‘body parts’…only your brain. Indica makes it hard to stay hard…and a gummy lasts way too long and the high is actually TOO HIGH…one bowl of Sativa puts your brain into the scene and also makes it easier to remember/associate fun past experiences

Ha ha I haven't got stoned for years. But as it happens I'll have the house to myself in a couple of weekends and I was thinking of asking a mate for some weed precisely so I can get high and watch a ton of porn.

But yeah when I was in my 20s a lot of weekends were go clubbing, take E, come home, get stoned, jerk off and have mind-blowing orgasms. Happy days!

 

[Rchaz]

Vicks vapor rub, generous amounts on my cock and balls. Then a slow edging. And a hot shower after.

I just heard of using Vicks vapor rub. I have no luck with the pills as I only get semi hard.

 

[Don_private]

Ha ha I haven't got stoned for years. But as it happens I'll have the house to myself in a couple of weekends and I was thinking of asking a mate for some weed precisely so I can get high and watch a ton of porn.

But yeah when I was in my 20s a lot of weekends were go clubbing, take E, come home, get stoned, jerk off and have mind-blowing orgasms. Happy days!

If you can…get Sativa…works best!…I enjoyed my lab testing trial series!

 

[Sgts19]

2 things before I start babbling. I seldom jerk off and I have a wife fetish. I need audio or visual either stuff I have of my wife and someone else or a vid where the woman has the same body as my wife getting fucked. When I do jerk off I sit right here in my recliner sitting on the front edge of the chair legs spread towel on the floor. I guess it's like edging I try and not to touch my cock just get major excited. When I do finally cum it's intense!!! really intense

 

[Mrs_and_mr]

Now we need the story of how you came to be jerking off in front of your friend's mom!

This was the summer after highschool. So I don’t know about naughtiest but I had a friends mom who alway seemed to wear a nightgown and not like a grandma one but a sexier one. Every time I’d see her you could visibly see that I had an erection. One day see made it a point to talk to me for an extended amount of time. She must of thought it was so fun cause I was so nervous and fidgety trying to stand in such a way as to not make it obvious but ultimately was making it more so. She told me it was ok and to hold still and that she was flattered. When she was done talking to me she told me to think of her when I masturbated. Easy for me I’d been doing that for like a month anyway. The next time I saw her alone she asked me if I did what she asked, she had to ask a couple times before I told her yes. She said good, noticing the erection in my shorts she said that it looks like I’m going to have to do it again. Anyway she talked some more and said I could do it there and she would love to watch. My friend got home and we left. I didn’t go back to their house for a few days but all I could think about is her watching me. The next time I came over again our conversation started right where it left off. So I took it out she said a few things a I was going to give her a show. So maybe 30 seconds in and right after she said to slow down I shot the biggest load I’d ever shot, most of it on her nightgown. I jacked off for her several times after that following her instructions and standing a little farther away. I wanted her to touch me or to have sex with me but we never did.

 

[vandelayatx]

Adding
This to the try it list.

I wish I was that flexible. I would do this all the time.