Happy Birthday Deefalttwunnyfor 🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍹🥃🍸🍾🍻

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OMG WHAT?!
Dude. I love you soooooooo much. I hope you’re having an amazing birthday. I am about to BLOW UP your inbox with filthy nudes 💋
A lot of people don’t realize this, but when default changed his name, he also changed his inbox to @hotwords229_A (I know that looks like it’s spelled the same as my inbox, but it’s pronounced “deefalttwunnyfor”—true story).
 
I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in the horndogs of Lit ever. I didn't think this was possible.
You've seen the glory that is my dong, right?
I mean. Is there anyone left who hasn't? Or are you more discerning now?

Me and @aussiegeekygal and others are still waiting for hot boy anal.

Not even that for my birthday.

It's sad. So sad. It's a sad sad situation.
 
I mean. Is there anyone left who hasn't? Or are you more discerning now?
Lit has like 2.4 million users. I think at least 10 haven't seen it yet. so I'm holding out hope that they're impressed by what little I have to offer
Me and @aussiegeekygal and others are still waiting for hot boy anal.
I'm trying! It's not easy to fuck your semi-platonic friend from across the country!
 
Lit has like 2.4 million users. I think at least 10 haven't seen it yet. so I'm holding out hope that they're impressed by what little I have to offer

I'm trying! It's not easy to fuck your semi-platonic friend from across the country!
Ok stats guy.

I mean. How much effort are you really making?
 
Ok stats guy.

I mean. How much effort are you really making?
How much am I making for #hba2024? The minimum to keep interest? I mean, if I could make it happen, I would because I'd be absolutely drowning in boobs/booty in exhange for that glorious homoerotic content
 
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