Happy birthday, WickedEve

[WickedEve]

Better late than never!

Awww... flowers. I have nothing naughty to say about flowers. lol

 

[minsue]

Awww... flowers. I have nothing naughty to say about flowers. lol

You've been hanging out on a porn site for years and have NOTHING naughty to say about flowers!?! Eve, I'm so disillusioned now.

 

[BooMerengue]

Well, darlin... is this better?

or this?

or this to match your bra??

Theres more if these don't satisfy...

 

[WickedEve]

Jeez, Boo... that second image is really snaky. Forget that whole Eve, Eden, snake thing. Eeeee!
Hmm... the blue ones are cute. Dolphins?
I don't know about the red. I once saw this illustration of a big red Satan (satan, not santa) and he had a big red... well, you know. So, no on the red. I'd probably go to hell for using it.

 

[BooMerengue]

oh, good grief...













*fallin off my stool laughing










in a nice way, of course...









Bwaaahaahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Angeline]

I'm Late

but it's not midnight yet!

Happy Birthday!

 

[Belegon]

It's still two hours away here so ....

Happy Birthday Eve!!!!

I hope your day was wonderful and that your muse never shuts up!

 

[*Catbabe*]

I hope you had a great birthday Eve.

 

[The_Fool]

Hugs and sloppy kisses.

Sorry I missed your birthday. I miss mine too, usually.

But then I am alot older than you....

 

[Guest]

Happy belated b-day

 

[postobitum]

Dammit, got here a little late -

Happy Birthday Eve!!!

I hope it was fun and restful and just wicked enough.

 

[WickedEve]

Dammit, got here a little late -

Happy Birthday Eve!!!

I hope it was fun and restful and just wicked enough.

Thanks for posting, posty.
And thank you all for being so sweet and wishing me a nice birthday. I spent it with my kids. One tied gold ribbons around my ankles and read me "ice is the nicest" bedtime story. It's about a mouse. The other child... well, she's young and asked for juice all day long. lol

 

[seranade]

Happy Birthday

dang I'm always late,
the only time I was ever early
I went to a pre ejaculation class 101 , lmao

here dear

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you
I know that I'm late
but this will have to do

and many... more.

okay I have to ask
how many spankings do you get ?
bend over

 

[sandspike]

Belated Happy Birthday

I'm happy you made it another year. Keep turning out poetry
that is deep and thought provoking.... wait that was some
else. smooth sailing, sandspike

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Belated Happy Birthday

Keep turning out poetry that is deep and thought provoking.... wait that was some else.

Did you leave out "one" after some? If so... uh, thanks for the compliment? lol

 

[annaswirls]

Happy Birthday, Eve, I was not on-line for the actual day, I hope it was wonderful-- off into 2005



~j

 

[WickedEve]

Happy Birthday, Eve, I was not on-line for the actual day, I hope it was wonderful-- off into 2005



~j

At least you got around to it before the year ended. lol

 

[sack]

well I'm not too late....

At least it is still 2004! Hope 2005 brings forth 200+ more amazing poems that inspire us all! God bless!

Sack

 

[HomerPindar]

Holy crap, how'd I miss this one?

(honest, I was sober earlier this week)

Hey, Eve, in the spirit of theater, art and karma:

May you have a lousy godforsaken year filled with death, destruction, oh-my-gawds-how'd-that-ever-happen-to-me events punctuated by random violence, bad news, tragic events and catastrophic callamities that totally ruin any possible moment of happiness, due to death, desruction, nuclear waste, cancerious disease, and prolong exposure to aliens with sharp implements that poke at you for years in your nightmares that you never ever (not even once) sleep again because of fear of living out that scene in Aliens where the Alien burst out of the guys stomach and kills everyone which sucks but only because it comes out of your stomach and fuck the rest of those folks who think I've rambled on too long already.

Remind me next year and I'll spring for a chippendale to send you your birthday greetings... with the leather whip and cuffs of your choice, of course.

 

[WickedEve]

Holy crap, how'd I miss this one?

(honest, I was sober earlier this week)

Hey, Eve, in the spirit of theater, art and karma:

May you have a lousy godforsaken year filled with death, destruction, oh-my-gawds-how'd-that-ever-happen-to-me events punctuated by random violence, bad news, tragic events and catastrophic callamities that totally ruin any possible moment of happiness, due to death, desruction, nuclear waste, cancerious disease, and prolong exposure to aliens with sharp implements that poke at you for years in your nightmares that you never ever (not even once) sleep again because of fear of living out that scene in Aliens where the Alien burst out of the guys stomach and kills everyone which sucks but only because it comes out of your stomach and fuck the rest of those folks who think I've rambled on too long already.

Remind me next year and I'll spring for a chippendale to send you your birthday greetings... with the leather whip and cuffs of your choice, of course.

Are you still mad at me? lol

 

[Tathagata]

Jesus how many days are you gonna milk this for??


Happy New Year Oh scantily clad wicked one

 

[WickedEve]

Jesus how many days are you gonna milk this for??


Happy New Year Oh scantily clad wicked one

Oh, after homer's lovely comment, I'm ready to lock the thread. lol

 

[Tathagata]

Oh, after homer's lovely comment, I'm ready to lock the thread. lol

Musta et some bad chinese food er sumthin'

 

[champagne1982]

It's not Chinese New Year, yet!

I've been oot and aboot like all good Canadians and thus haven't had a chance to peruse the threads or chatter much.

Happy Birthday Wicked Eve. I hope you had a wonderful day and that you had an opportunity to celebrate in purely Wicked style.

And now, before it's too late on this day of posting,

HAPPY NEW YEAR LITICANS!

 

[Trolly]

From under the bridge

Wicked one,

I see a lot of love flowing to you. So nice. I wish you a happy and crapola-free birthday from my position under the bridge.

Trolly