Have You Ever Caught Someone Masturbating?

This is kind of goofy, but…

Had a 10 acre pond in the woods in back of our house growing up. We would duck hunt on it from time to time. My best friend at the time wasn’t big on hunting but wanted to go anyway. I put him on one side of the pond with the dog in a makeshift blind and another friend and myself covered the other side.

A couple of ducks fly by and we’re calling and they approach Roberts side of the pond…nothing…not a shot not a call from him. This happened again. Still nothing. We decided to walk over and see what was going on.

There he is, in flagrante, huge smile on his face, pants around his ankles laying back stroking like there’s no tomorrow!😂. Even my shit for brains Lab was crapped out beside him!

Ol’ Rob is long gone for this world but I still laugh when I think about this!
 
Yes, my wife in the middle of the night. She woke up horny from a dream and tried to get herself off without waking me (bless: I had a hideously early lesson to give the next morning). She failed, and being the chivalrous soul I am I could hardly leave a lady in distress. Not sure how I managed to teach the next morning, mind.
 
When I was younger I went down stairs in the middle of the night to get a drink from the kitchen, saw lights on in the front room so I discreetly looked in and saw my older brother wanking off to eurotrash on TV.

Also looked out the bathroom window one night and our neighbour was sat at the computer desk naked wanking his cock.
 
One time I walked in on my wife. I had left for work on a Saturday morning, got to the car and realized I had forgotten my wallet. Went back in the house to get it, and there she was on the bed, legs spread wide, with the vibrator pressed against her clit. The only time in over 30 years together that I caught her. She has caught me dozens of times.
 
On a swat raid we entered the house and there was a woman on the couch with a huge black dildo in her pussy. We told her to put her hands up and covered her up swiftly. We had to call a female officer to bring her to the bathroom to clean her up and dress her
Was she the subject of the raid?
 
I walked in on myself masturbating once. My wife, now ex, was watching a video on the TV. It was one I made of myself masturbating. I forget to take it out of the VCR. Anyone need me to explain what that is?
 
More than once I have caught my husband (and he has caught me) masturbating. It is a very erotic scene seeing him gripping and stroking himself while he watches porn. We both enjoy visual stimulation, so it isn't a big deal with me to catch him doing that. This has usually happened late at night or the early hours of the morning. Depending on my mood, sometimes I will join him others I will leave him to himself, but only if I am really tired.
I'm a nurse..work mainly night shift..you can imagine iv seen some sights in my time lol.. including men ......and women .. getting themselves off 🙂👄
 
I have never caught anyone and am now curious what my reaction might be. I would hope to watch discretely for a bit before joining in on the fun.
 
I know there's a whole thread called Caught Masturbating, but that seems to be all about BEING caught. Have you ever accidentally found someone enjoying themselves? How did you react? Did they know you saw them? How did they react?
Hi Everyone and I like making my girlfriend masturbate in front of me and my friends. Some times we will spy on her like she doesn't know that we are watching and other times I make her put on a full on masturbating show. I like making her strip naked and lay on her back and spread her legs apart and masturbate with a dildo. She lets each one of us use the dildo on her pussy until she comes. She really likes it when we stand around her and stroke our cocks until we come on her face and tits. More than a couple of times there has been five guys who have masturbated onto her face. I have attached a photo of her masturbating on her hands and knees with a wine bottle. She did this in front of me and a couple of my good friends and put half the length of the bottle in her pussy and really pounded herself until she came. She then took the bottle and put the tip of the wine bottle in her asshole. She slowly pushed the wine bottle into her asshole until it was half way into her asshole. I stood up and took the wine bottle and started fucking her asshole she moaned that she wanted us to fuck her in her ass. There was three of us and we all took turns fucking her in her ass. That was over a couple of years ago and since then she has been fucked in her ass over a hundred times by about a dozen different guys.
 
I'm a nurse..work mainly night shift..you can imagine iv seen some sights in my time lol.. including men ......and women .. getting themselves off 🙂👄
I (and many others on here, I'm quite sure) would LOVE to hear some of your better stories! Hell, you could start your own thread! Experiences of a Night Shift Nurse. You'd get about 1.2 million views on each story...
 
I think I've forgotten to post my only story, and I started this thread! I was home from college one summer. Late night, I got up and went to the kitchen to get a soda. My dad's room was right next to the kitchen and the door was wide open, which was unusual. I was going to see what he was still doing up, but I stopped dead in my tracks in the doorway. He was jerking off looking at a magazine. Biggest cock I've ever seen hard and in person! I quietly crept away and never mentioned it. Still pissed I didn't inherit that gene...
 
I've got a few people over the years. The one that leaps to my mind happened when I was a deputy sheriff in a largely rural area. About sundown one evening I got a call from a local contact about a missing/walk-away woman we had a look out for notice on. The caller told me where she was. There was no criminality involved, just a missing person and the family simply wanted her to let them know where she was.

I rolled up on the house and parked over on the next block, then got out and walked up on the house. It was a hot summer night and the windows and curtains, along with the door, were all wide open. Out of an abundance of caution (it was sketchy house in a sketchy neighborhood) I paused and looked through the window as I approached the door.

Laying on the couch, with one leg propped up on the back of the couch was the young woman, diligently rubbing one out and, just from my glance, near climax. She was quite beautiful, with long dark hair and soft brown skin, and gorgeous breasts and body. Instantly feeling like some kind of perv, I backed off, walked back to the neighbors, counted off five minutes, then headed back to the house. I rapped on the side of the house with my night stick and waited until she came out (flushed and flustered), did the welfare check. She was fine, staying with a friend, called her family while I was there.
 
I caught a woman masturbating in the seat next to me on an overnight flight. Her hands were busy under her blanket. She caught me watching her and took my hand, guided me under the blanket so that I could finish her off. After she came, she reciprocated. Such a turn on.
 
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