have you ever had sex in your workplace?

have you ever had sex in your workplace?

  • yes

    Votes: 663 77.8%
  • no

    Votes: 189 22.2%

  • Total voters
    852
I have never had sex with my wife at work. At my current job, I am secretly bi, I have men come by for oral trading, just getting blown and ever fucked a few guys when here alone. Even when I met a female a few weeks ago that wanted a threesome with me and another bi guy we had a quickie on the conference room table.
 
My last summer job before college (i was 18 at this point) was at a local stable, about an hour walk from my house. I would walk back exhausted every afternoon after mucking out 50+ stalls and sweeping and tidying the tack rooms.

I had found an older woman on a chat room earlier that summer, who popped my cherry and trained me up good. One day she visited me at the end of my shift, cornered me in the tack room. She was bent over an old wooden saddle rack within seconds, begging for me to bury my cock in her. She loved how I smelled when I was sweaty, so after I came inside her, we switched places and she licked the sweat off the small of my back and rimmed my ass for a few minutes until I was hard again. I was almost about to cum down her throat when someone almost caught us.

Thankfully, riding boots on concrete echo loudly and we were able to get mostly covered up by the time a boarding client came in to the tack room. Im pretty sure she could tell. She didn't say anything as I said hello pleasantly, as I always did with the boarders. There was sex stink mixed with the straw and leather smell, and we were pretty bedraggled. I was terrified that the client would rat me out and get me fired. But nothing ended up being said, as I closed out my employment there on good terms a month later.
 
I am an event planner, one of the hotel managers was a horny asshole who had a thing for trannies (as he delicately put it) but he was hot and I was a little high so he took me to his office and fucked me over his desk.

On another occasion the brides mum who was divorced and single got really drunk and grabby, she was dressed to the nines and trying to embarrass the ex husband while not ruining the wedding. I ended up in a disabled toilet fucking her.

My wife has a thing for managers and bosses. Staff parties are a real treat as she always ends up with a manager in a hotel room, male or female
 
I often have sex in my workplace. But I live in a 1 room tiny house and work from home, so that's a kind of cheat. But I love it anyway 😉
 
Yes. Lots with my partner and when we could we had another guy join us for a mmf fun. Also a great place for a little bondage fun.
 
over the yrs before I got married 2 before and one after. At 3 different places I worked at.
 
have you ever had sex in your workplace?

please describe best most memorable experience

thank you
Yup had a temp flirt with me and then she ended up on her knees giving me a blow job. That was it, she was great at giving head and a few days later her assignment was over. Never saw her again
 
My most memorable was where I was at an industry function and was chatting with a woman who worked for one of the big suppliers. We had known each other for ages but just from a business point of view. As the drinks kept coming our chat got a bit more flirtatious until we were surreptitiously touch each others ass and occasionally she would press her breasts into me under the guise of trying to hear me over the music. Quite late into the evening a very pissed acquaintance started to become a bit of a nuisance until she leant forward and asked me if there was somewhere we could go for a quiet drink without the loud music and pissed people. I suggest our office as we had a good selection of booze in the boardroom.

To cut a long story short within 15 minutes she was laying on her back on our boardroom table and I was pulling her black panties off. She was not that keen on me going down on her as she was self conscious about not being clean enough. After she realised I loved her scent we both had some great oral and then she spread wide and we had a great fuck on the edge of the table. I can still see my cum dripping from her.

We never did anything together again but I do recall that at a meeting at my office she blushed when she saw I was sitting where her ass had previously been with my cock buried inside her.
 
I won a big case against the IRS for a client. Several days later (she must have worked it out with my PA) she came in to my office. My PA walked her in, looked at me with a grin, backed out and closed the door behind her.

The client pushed my chair back, got on her knees and proceeded to give me a blowjob to die for. She got back up, hugged me and thanked me, and walked out with a grin on her face.
 
I am a PA/secretary/office manager for a small plumber's merchant. Only female member of staff. Had lots of fun with various employees over the years. Always up to a quick BJ or HJ or a nice fingering in my lunch hour
Are there any vacancy in your office?
 
I won a big case against the IRS for a client. Several days later (she must have worked it out with my PA) she came in to my office. My PA walked her in, looked at me with a grin, backed out and closed the door behind her.

The client pushed my chair back, got on her knees and proceeded to give me a blowjob to die for. She got back up, hugged me and thanked me, and walked out with a grin on her face.
My attorney did such an amazing job during my deposition that I literally said to my husband in the hall after, "I don't know what we're paying him, but man deserves a blow job!" I didn't mean by me! I meant, like call his wife, or hire a sex worker. Apparently you have more grateful clients than I.
 
No. Not something I wanted to do in the workplace.
Glad someone is -
I'm hiring ... send me your resume and pics! 😜:ROFLMAO:

Inquiring minds would like to know the reasons behind this - just to confirm you don't work with them and obviously don't fancy them :oops:
If I had been hired to fuck, I would assume it would have been indicated, with more pay.
 
Glad someone is -

If I had been hired to fuck, I would assume it would have been indicated, with more pay.
I think that comes under "and any other duties as required by the management" :ROFLMAO: But if the offer was made in your interview, how would you respond? :unsure:
 
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