Have you ever watched a porn scene that really turned you off?

[SissyKatie]

What they said.



Smoking is disgusting, it ruins anything. Swearing can make or spoil a scene depending on how it's done. Oddly I find the UK accents the most off-putting, unless it's a posh one - The lazy upper crust drawl in a man or the perfect diction in a woman just make me melt.

I agree entirely. A well spoken British lady sounds absolutely amazing. Kate Beckinsale is a nice example. I recently caught an interview with a cellist named Natalie Clein, and she sounded amazing. It wasn't just her voice; in about three minutes of talking she made absolute sense and said nothing sensationalist, artificial or downright stupid (something it seems no celebrity or presenter can manage these days).

Trashy Eastenders-like British accents are the epitome of all that is bad about the UK.

That is partly why I prefer German porn I think. Even if they are talking rubbish, at least I don't have to know about it. Although in truth, I doubt many other European countries have such a distinction between 'well spoken' and 'belongs in the gutter' as we do.

 

[laumar]

I was trying to imagine you stating what's in your signature with a British perfect diction ... rather hot indeed

I'm afraid I have a rather common English accent rather than a posh one. Hubbie's brilliant at accents and can make my knees tremble jut standing behind me and talking softly in my ear.

 

[vibes]

Although in truth, I doubt many other European countries have such a distinction between 'well spoken' and 'belongs in the gutter' as we do.

I humbly disagree; the fact is you can only tell the difference if you're mother-tongue

 

[SissyKatie]

I humbly disagree; the fact is you can only tell the difference if you're mother-tongue

I am happy to be educated to the contrary. It was just a thought.

I know when people from elsewhere in Europe speak or type in English, they put the average British person to shame... but I guess that is perhaps because they are using the language the way they were taught to, and don't deviate so much from it due to less familiarity.

 

[laumar]

I humbly disagree; the fact is you can only tell the difference if you're mother-tongue

Not really - even I can tell a New York accent from a Southern one. Scousers, Brummies, Manks, Wooleybacks (as Hubbie calls those from Lancashire), Cockneys, West County Yokels, all English, but night & day to the ear.

 

[sandybi]

seems like theres enough for ever ones tatse,so why watch it if you dont like it? just saying lol

 

[vibes]

Not really - even I can tell a New York accent from a Southern one. Scousers, Brummies, Manks, Wooleybacks (as Hubbie calls those from Lancashire), Cockneys, West County Yokels, all English, but night & day to the ear.

... SissyKatie was talking about other European countries/languages

 

[laumar]

... SissyKatie was talking about other European countries/languages

Ah, sorry. I've gone back up and re-read the posts now. You're right. One of Hubbie's clients is German and he has the same complaints about accents, he is very contemptuous of 'ossies' (if that's how you spell it)

 

[vibes]

Ah, sorry. I've gone back up and re-read the posts now. You're right. One of Hubbie's clients is German and he has the same complaints about accents, he is very contemptuous of 'ossies' (if that's how you spell it)

As in Australians? ... I wonder why

 

[AmandaJane]

faked arousal and orgasms.
guys jacking off in womens mouth. Not the least bit sexy.
Fake boobs.

I know, doesn't leave much.

 

[blkjames]

i fint the new stuff to fake,i like the older ones that seen more classey women doing naughty shit

 

[laumar]

As in Australians? ... I wonder why

No, Germans from what was East Germany

faked arousal and orgasms.
guys jacking off in womens mouth. Not the least bit sexy.
Fake boobs.
I know, doesn't leave much.

Yes indeed, even Hubbbie can't understand that, saying 'why on earth would you pull out of a pussy to have a wank?' A woman blowing a guy until he comes can be sexy as anything. As for the boobs, that's why we prefer europorn.

 

[Lynn_MXX]

I don't watch much porn, but now and then I like to settle down to a nice Interracial video. The clip may be going very well, until he decides to take her anally. Puke.

There's tons of sexual practices that I don't like, but that's the one that tends to catch me out

 

[secretlover1]

Smoking shouldn't be mixed with sex

Spitting is fine - not phlegm

Women swallow spunk so why is spit taboo? I am sure everyone here has licked their hand/fingers while masturbating for lube??????!!!

I am not saying actually hock it back and aim spitting or when it's vile and everywhere but if needs must it doesn't bother me

I actually have LOADS of videos I hate - there's not much I like apart from my own personal genre choice and that's x-art, dane jones, joymii, passion hd, babes.com x

 

[Lost_Yonder]

spitting
huge fake tits
overly dramatic/fake orgasms
men who abuse women - strangling, jamming their fingers in the mouth, etc. There is a place for domination and rough sex, but a lot of the new gonzo stuff is just crap
moronic storylines - I like a plot. I'm more enticed by the seduction towards sex than the actual sex scene - which are pretty much all the same, and tend toward the boring.
I also like classic/vintage porn. Marilyn Chambers!!! Kay Parker...

 

[pplwatching]

I've watched a lot of porn, mostly past tense. One thing that is always a complete turn off is a lack of passion and connection between people. Sometimes the turn off was bad enough that I lost interest in watching more. I could watch dark, amatuer clips of couples obviously totally into pleasing each other and be hard as steel. Then I would find clips where it was obviously just about getting a dick wet, probably another pay check, and I couldn't keep it up. Watching some guy who really doesn't give a rats ass about the woman he's f*cking really turns me off. Watching her faking any kind of pleasure because he's clueless and selfish just drives a nail in the coffin.

 

[LadyVer]

No, but I haven't watched that much porn, and I'm not one to watch it alone.

 

[RomanSteel]

Pretty much every time I decide "Sure, I'm horny and need a little something."

By the time I find something I'd like to watch, I'm generally so turned off I just give up and pick up on some Skyrim.

I've only found 3 vids that I like in the last year and I've only searched for porn 3 times. So I guess that's not too bad.

Various reasons for the pornos I like: 2 lesbians that actually like each other and are cute, Interracial couple - cute girl, man with awesome accent that asks her if she's his "dirty baby", and an artsy porn with awesome lighting, shots, angles, beautiful couple.

Meh, I'm picky and would rather read it visualizing my own "porno" than seeing a 20 minute suck off and chicks that look like tramps and ugly men. Not to mention the recent "ass to mouth" fetish. I don't care what kind of enema I might have had, I'm not sticking something that's been in my poopshoot in my mouth. ECK!

 

[xBuxombabex]

The spitting thing is a huge turn off for me too - bleugh!

I also hate it when the women make that weird chuffing noise that seems to be indicating that they're enjoying it but actually comes across as the inability to formulate any kind of sentence!

 

[Dvus_D]

Spitting is generally gross, but I have been desensitized to it. So, when they spit, I turn away and wait until the good part.

Dirty talk is a huge turn off for me. Hearing a guys say, "Yeah, suck that cock!" makes me go limp. Likewise, a chick saying, "Fuck that dirty pussy!" dismisses any arousal I had been experiencing up to that point. Swearing at each other... yeah, I don't like that.

Don't get me wrong, I use a lot of swearwords in my life, but for some reason I am unable to explain, I can't mix sex and swearing.

 

[jasonmason]

No because I don't watch guy/guy porn or scat porn and other than that I am not turned off by much else.

 

[laumar]

I agree entirely. A well spoken British lady sounds absolutely amazing. Kate Beckinsale is a nice example. I recently caught an interview with a cellist named Natalie Clein, and she sounded amazing. It wasn't just her voice; in about three minutes of talking she made absolute sense and said nothing sensationalist, artificial or downright stupid (something it seems no celebrity or presenter can manage these days).

Country House - check
Riding Boots - check
Jodhpurs - chec
Riding Crop - check
Gorgeous Brunette - Oh yes.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbb8ppYcWL1rhev96o1_500.jpg

 

[Dvus_D]

Country House - check
Riding Boots - check
Jodhpurs - chec
Riding Crop - check
Gorgeous Brunette - Oh yes.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbb8ppYcWL1rhev96o1_500.jpg

She is all kinds of awesome.

BTW, I love your signature.

 

[jasonmason]

No because I don't watch guy/guy porn or scat porn and other than that I am not turned off by much else.

I am going to quote myself because after reading through this thread more I have come to the realization that porn has changed since I watched it regularly. I don't remember spitting in the porn I used to watch. That is a turn off to me.

 

[MadWriter]

Very few things actually turn me *off* but a few things will definitely fail to turn me on ...

Fake anything. Fake breasts will definitely make me push stop. That stupid, nasally, "Ohhhh Ye-ah" that some girls do. The inhale ... that teeth together, lips apart, sucking in noise that's supposed to connote arousal, I guess ... just ... yeah, if I hear that, I'm staying flaccid.

Cameramen who talk too much. Or, at all.

Goofy music.

Overuse of closeups.

Bad acting. Thankfully you can kinda fast forward through the set-ups most of the time.

Fully-grown women acting like teenagers. If a girl is 18 or 19 and legal and consenting and is just a cute lil thing, that's yummy. But if a woman is clearly not 18 or 19, I do not find it appealing if she tries to make me believe she is. Nothing against women who are 25 ... 29 ... 33 ... 35 ... 45 ... whatever. Women are hot at all ages! Just don't pretend.