Hawk Tuah in hot water over meme crypto

[DeluxAuto]

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Of course lance uses American money on his fantasies.

 

[TastySuckToy]

Yes, he does and no, it's not like that at all.

If someone says they have Bitcoin or have some Bitcoin, they could be talking about multiple Bitcoins or fractions of a Bitcoin.

You don't get to decide how everyone else commonly uses the term.

 

[DeluxAuto]

If someone says they have Bitcoin or have some Bitcoin, they could be talking about multiple Bitcoins or fractions of a Bitcoin.

You don't get to decide how everyone else commonly uses the term.

Just like there are a gazillion "co-owners" of the Packers. Fuck outta here, dipshit.

 

[DeluxAuto]

If someone says they have Bitcoin or have some Bitcoin, they could be talking about multiple Bitcoins or fractions of a Bitcoin.

You don't get to decide how everyone else commonly uses the term.

Lemme break it down fer ya...

Bitcoin owners are like vegans and CrossFit dorks - they will tell you all about it whether you want to hear it or not.
Even if you had the smallest fraction of a bitcoin, you know exactly where it is especially with how much it has been in the news and the fact that's nearly doubled lately.
For lance to say that he totally forgot about it until a random thread in a political forum on a porn board reminded him is straight bullshit.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Poor lance. Back to deleting his posts that make him look even more stupid than usual

 

[TastySuckToy]

Just like there are a gazillion "co-owners" of the Packers. Fuck outta here, dipshit.

In other words, you got caught in your stupidity of thinking that if someone says they have Bitcoin or some Bitcoin, it could only possibly mean whole Bitcoins, because you say so.

Hey DeluxAuto, I have some lego in my house. Want to tell me that only means I have full complete sets and it's impossible to mean I just have assorted pieces of lego sitting in my desk?

 

[DeluxAuto]

In other words, you got caught in your stupidity of thinking that if someone says they have Bitcoin or some Bitcoin, it could only possibly mean whole Bitcoins, because you say so.

Hey DeluxAuto, I have some lego in my house. Want to tell me that only means I have full complete sets and it's impossible to mean I just have assorted pieces of lego sitting in my desk?

Stupid analogy from a stupid person.

If you have "some" LEGOS, you can't build shit.

You tried.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Can you break it down for us again?

Lol

Even Bot could grasp what I broke down.

 

[TastySuckToy]

Stupid analogy from a stupid person.

If you have "some" LEGOS, you can't build shit.

You tried.

I've built countless lego projects with assorted small numbers of pieces.

But hey, if the lego analogy is breaking your brain, let's try this one:

I have 'some cake' at my house.

Want to explain to the class that could only possibly mean I have multiple, fully intact cakes sitting at home?

 

[DeluxAuto]

I've built countless lego projects with assorted small numbers of pieces.

But hey, if the lego analogy is breaking your brain, let's try this one:

I have 'some cake' at my house.

Want to explain to the class that could only possibly mean I have multiple, fully intact cakes sitting at home?

If that's the pathetic way you have to justify your retardedness, you go, girl.

 

[TastySuckToy]

If that's the pathetic way you have to justify your retardedness, you go, girl.

Thanks for showing everyone your complete lack of understanding of basic English.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Thanks for showing everyone your complete lack of understanding of basic English.

My God, you're not even just a little bit dumb.

 

[dmallord]

It reminds me to look back in the closets for those mason jars of coins I've accumulated over the past eighty or so years. I used to sort them for a lot of years: quarters, dimes, nickels, and pennies. Those things are so damn heavy today to move around. A while back, when I could drive and get out like a normal old guy, I went to the bank and asked them about turning them in. See, there was a public coin shortage announcement and I just knew I was partially responsible for that crisis.

Long story short, the bank doesn't have a machine to sort coins! They ship them out somewhere to get it done. For a FEE I could bring them into the bank and they would send them out. I asked about bags to put them in. They didn't have any to share they told me. Besides, they said I could BUY some coin wrappers and bring them in as I wrapped them up.

I looked at the closet again when I got home and shook my head. Must be a hundred jars and Lord knows how many wrappers and time left to roll them I would need. My car's weight limit would definitely be exceeded in one trip. I'd need a truck for that.

But I digress... Thinking of BitCoins, I figure I have 'quite a bit of coin' lying around. Most of them still have the same value...I wonder if that lady could use some of mine to help her out? I'd not mind a Hawk Tuah girl dropping by for a coin-rolling party.

 

[MajorRewrite]

It reminds me to look back in the closets for those mason jars of coins I've accumulated over the past eighty or so years. I used to sort them for a lot of years: quarters, dimes, nickels, and pennies. Those things are so damn heavy today to move around. A while back, when I could drive and get out like a normal old guy, I went to the bank and asked them about turning them in. See, there was a public coin shortage announcement and I just knew I was partially responsible for that crisis.

Long story short, the bank doesn't have a machine to sort coins! They ship them out somewhere to get it done. For a FEE I could bring them into the bank and they would send them out. I asked about bags to put them in. They didn't have any to share they told me. Besides, they said I could BUY some coin wrappers and bring them in as I wrapped them up.

I looked at the closet again when I got home and shook my head. Must be a hundred jars and Lord knows how many wrappers and time left to roll them I would need.

I know this wasn’t your point but … most grocery stores have coin machines. Dump your coins in. It counts them and prints a credit for you to use in the store. Easy and convenient.

 

[dmallord]

I know this wasn’t your point but … most grocery stores have coin machines. Dump your coins in. It counts them and prints a credit for you to use in the store. Easy and convenient.

Sugar... you're correct in believing that wasn't my point. For the life of me I can't see why this thread even got started. I was just using an old man's time to poke some fun at the commentators here.

A young lady had some notoriety, and someone cajoled her into profiting from it. It seems now that she and her 'clan' are in legal trouble. Worst, it has gone south quickly, and some know-it-alls are waxing piously over it as though it mattered or that they knew better than she to begin with. That's what I find amusing.

Where I live, grocery stores don't have those machines. [The banks don't either. Isn't it strange that a bank of all places doesn't have one? It seems no one uses coins these days.] Given my current abilities to lift only a couple of pounds at most and my confinement to home hospice care, it's not likely I'll be out to carry a few hundred pounds of coins, literally that many. At one time I had them counted way back when and had more than a thousand dollars that kept growing. I come home with change in my pockets and into the jars they went. When credit cards took the place of money, I stopped saving the change but never 'cashed in.' The idea was to save them for a rainy day fund I suppose. One of my closet's floors looks like Scrooge McDuck's cartoon vault.

I appreciate you taking the time to alert me to the machines, though. Perhaps I'll fill a few pillowcases and give them to the nurses who come to check on me. They have kids; maybe they'd find a use for them! Though I doubt any of this latest generation have piggybanks these days.

Thanks for coddling an old-timer, hon, I enjoyed this very much.

 

[AceDesSpades]

If someone says they have Bitcoin or have some Bitcoin, they could be talking about multiple Bitcoins or fractions of a Bitcoin.

You don't get to decide how everyone else commonly uses the term.

In its head it does.

I won't touch it with a ten-foot pole.

 

[HisArpy]

In other words, you got caught in your stupidity of thinking that if someone says they have Bitcoin or some Bitcoin, it could only possibly mean whole Bitcoins, because you say so.

Hey DeluxAuto, I have some lego in my house. Want to tell me that only means I have full complete sets and it's impossible to mean I just have assorted pieces of lego sitting in my desk?

Or one solitary piece lurking in the dark in the middle of the hallway just waiting for that moment...

 

[AceDesSpades]

He doesn't believe there is such a thing as a bitcoin unless he can see, feel, touch and most importantly, taste it.

 

[Lance_Castro]

He doesn't believe there is such a thing as a bitcoin unless he can see, feel, touch and most importantly, taste it.

he wants to taste my Bigcoin.

 

[AceDesSpades]

∞chortle∞

 

[ChloeTzang]

I’m so fucked and I don’t know what to do so I'm going to post here and ask for advice (Not!). LOL

When the Hawk Tuah girl announced that she’d release a coin, I genuinely thought it would be my shot at making millions.
- I convinced my parents to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, liquidated all my assets, took out a 6 figure loan from the bank, sold my husband's business without telling him, leased out the neighbor's home (they're old and live in Florida so it's empty most of the year), sold my car, sold my husband's car, sold the neighbors cars (the repo guys are out there now), maxed every credit card I have, maxed out my husband's cards, and, well, sorry dad, yours too, and then put everything on $HAWK the second it released.
- For the first 20 minutes I was in a state of literal euphoria.
- I was worth tens of millions of dollars and could see the generational wealth being accumulated in front of my eyes;
- My parents would have finally, after years, be able to quit their 2nd jobs that they started working in order to allow me to stream from home full-time.
- Me and my husband would be able to go on real date nights after scrounging pennies for years.
- I’d be able to tell my grandmother that she doesn’t have to give me her insulin money anymore so I could buy WoW memberships and RP.

And then it all came crashing down.
- the “Hawk Tuah, Spit on That Thang, Twitter” went berserk.
- The team and many posted: “Major price drop!!!” Everyone went berserk.
- I held, thinking we were going to bounce back and fly straight into the stratosphere. I even bought more. Coz, you know, take advantage of the suckers sellng.
- The charts nosedived. I refreshed my portfolio, and the numbers looked like my GPA in high school: pitiful.

In the span of minutes, I lost everything, tens of millions reduced to, literally, hundreds.
- I’m still in a state of shock.
- I really don’t want to call my 63 year old father and tell him he needs to start working a 3rd job, but I see no other option at this point.
- I've just asked my mom and my grandma's to start Only Fan's accounts. They're going to need the income to rent that trailer home
- I'm going to have to call my husband and tell him the new boss starts on Monday
- I can't even buy my car back
- I've booked my husband in to sell that spare kidney
- I might need to start Hawk Tuahing

Fuck you, Hailey Welch.

You ruined my life, I hope you rot in prison.

 

[ChloeTzang]

That said......

 

[ChloeTzang]

And when all's said and done, spittin' on that thang usually precedes the pump 'n dump LOL

 

[ChloeTzang]

 

[Rebel5soul]

That said......

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Seriously. I don't think that girl had a clue as to what was going on.