Help me name my new band

[Magnetron]

Possum Punchers

 

[Magnetron]

Lithium Poptarts

 

[Magnetron]

Pat Choulie and the Funky Micro Bus

 

[Magnetron]

Spandex Ballet

 

[Magnetron]

Kidney Theft

 

[Magnetron]

A.F.O.





Armpit Fart Orchestra

 

[Magnetron]

Grill Frankenfurter and the Scorched Weenies

 

[Magnetron]

Pastafarian Overlords

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Turkey baster and the G Spots.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Prince Albert and the Genital Piercings

 

[butters]

Lithium Poptarts

ok, that made me laugh

 

[butters]

I want to tap all this poetic prowess as a brain trust. I have put together a new ensemble, old experienced players like myself. The name should be something that I can plausibly sell to club managers, yet one that has some originality and pizazz. The band is a traditional power trio, guitar, bass, and drums, which will be playing mainly blues and funk -- we do a lot of Stevie Ray Vaughn, Stevie Wonder, a little Santana, some reggae and miscellaneous.

Let the names begin.

i love the sounds of santana and stevie wonder, and the below might be more suited to metallic rock but i'll type whatever pops up in my head. i'm sure they'll be of no help whatsoever

One Step ahead of the Devil

Devil may Cry

Windy City Blues

Loose 'Gators (sorry

Stalkin' Sister Jane

Stolen Strings

Steel strings 'n' Thunder





ok, i should stop now because. yeah. because. because i don't know what the hell i'm doing

 

[AlwaysHungry]

I should mention that I decided on a name yesterday, but don't let me interrupt the brainstorming.

 

[Magnetron]

I should mention that I decided on a name yesterday, but don't let me interrupt the brainstorming.

Well ............. what is it?






I severely doubt it is better than Maximum Flop Sweat.

 

[AlwaysHungry]

Well ............. what is it?






I severely doubt it is better than Maximum Flop Sweat.

I can understand the severity of your doubt. My name is not funny at all. It's "Uprising". Tentatively.

 

[JanneE]

How unusual

 

[Magnetron]

I can understand the severity of your doubt. My name is not funny at all. It's "Uprising". Tentatively.

I think it needs a little more oomph.





Boners Uprising





See ..... if you say it real fast, it kinda sounds like Boner Surprising.

 

[Magnetron]

Kay o kay, let's get more serious now.



Octopus Army Uprising


Pitched Tent Uprising


Flaccid Manhood Uprising


Angry Dwarf Uprising


Rocket Dildo Uprising


Radical Salamist Uprising


Fiddler Crab Uprising


Sausage Fest Uprising

 

[Magnetron]

Colon Blowout

 

[Magnetron]

Urinal Cake

 

[Magnetron]

Amber Alert

 

[Magnetron]

Forest Dump and the Three Bears

 

[Magnetron]

Do It Yourself Lobotomy

 

[Magnetron]

Angry Cheddar Meltdown

 

[Magnetron]

Subliminal Throat Punch