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Re: Depressing

StevenWill said:
This whole thread depresses me. The potential depth and breadth of sexual expression is so vast. The potential for intensity, abandonment to pleasure, growth and experimentation is virtually unlimited. Yet we are still worrying about penis size, breast size, butt size and body fat percent. Let's stop wading the shallow end of the sexual pool!

This and the whole dishonesty thing! I expected to see a couple of people who don't lie to their s/o, but damn was I disappointed. If I'm not tight enough, I sure as hell want him to let me know. I'll be Kegelling right away. If I get fat, I want his honest opinion. What worth does truth have if you use it in one sentence, misuse it the next? Likewise, I'm not going to lie to him about his cock size. It's average. It feels good. I'm not gonna scream "Oh my god, ram me with your gigantic cock!" in the middle of sex. I agree with the guy on the first page who said that the man in question probably knows he's below average anyway, so who are you fooling? I don't really believe in "tell the truth, except when..." when you're dealing with the person you're gonna live with til death.
 
I agree with the other writer that stated that he already knew that he was small before he asked. I mean, I am very straight, but I definitely know each time I am in a gym locker room where I "rank" among my peers.

Since I was not given a large penis, I have learned to use oral and foreplay to my advantage with my wife of 19 years. I have done a little experiment with a 9" toy with my wife and was amazed at how much more "vocal" she was in our lovemaking with it, but I know that she was that way with me, not with just any guy that has a large one. Most women are not wired to think that way - thank goodness.

This may sound odd, but I find stories where wives experience there first big one to be highly exotic as their clits betray them as the larger man enters all the way. But, that is a man's thinking, deep down size does not truly matter to most women like hygiene, sensitivity, and romance does. Sure, you will find a few women out there that demand 9" or more, but you will also find guys who will only date blondes. Personally, I like brunettes, but hair color has never been a factor for me.

Sorry to ramble, but your initial note did give me a "woodie" at the image of my wife measuring me. Thanks for letting me "vent".
 
Well said Emerald eyed...

you should support your mate thru thick & thin(no pun intended) :D
 
Hi Emerald - eyed. I like your new sun tan and have to agree. If yo momma and daddy read in here they'd likely be proud of you.

RE: ""I have been with large and small, and the best ive ever had is average. The worst I ever had was a 9"""

Funny. SO many guys are in a panic over their dick size. Some goof is making a couple million bucks as we speak because he's selling a PILL that is "guaranteed" to make your dick 25% longer and 25% thicker. GAWD. Sucka born every minute ummm.... second. Preying on our insecurities. The diet - exercise market in the US is larger than most country's GNP!!

Share. What made the 9 incher the worst. I'm not sure why this comes up but a number of F friends I've talked to over the years ALL describe their worst sexual experience as being with the guys who were hung like rhinos. They all said looking at it was a huge turn on but actually DOING anything at all hurt like hell!

I'm just curious. You say you prefer bigger but your biggest was the wurst (sic) so let us (and your parents) know what happened. A one time thing or did you have a relationship for a while?
 
pill???

Funny. SO many guys are in a panic over their dick size. Some goof is making a couple million bucks as we speak because he's selling a PILL that is "guaranteed" to make your dick 25% longer and 25% thicker. GAWD. Sucka born every minute ummm.... second. Preying on our insecurities. The diet - exercise market in the US is larger than most country's GNP!!

what pill?? Where do I go to get it?

huskie
 
His second ex wife hated having sex with him to.I would say a well hung man better not get to comfortable and actuallt TRY to please his woman. Oh and anal sex is best with an average man.I had another 8 to 81/2" before. He was awful!!!!!!!!!!!Clumsy, and selfish in bed.

you actualy talked to his NEW ex wife?? you must live in a small town.
 
I think what makes the perfect dick, is the man attached to it.
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Hahahaha. What a concept. Some guys look at a huge pair of tits and fall in love....regardless that "they" are attached to a man-hating, one-eyed, obese, psychotic triple-amputeed transexual dwarf with terminal acne and BO.

We BETTER like what it's attached to...be it a dick or titties. After a few years nothing works BUT what they are attached to so you better like what's underneath.


Oh and by the way, I saw your post about the G spot. Is there really a such thing? Whats the name of the thread again? I wanna find out for sure!
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Gurl, I was wundrin' why you didn't show up there and give your opinion.
It's called Try This and Report back. Lotsa readers so far. A bunch have said WAhOOO and a few have had no luck. We're about to run outta pages so I'll start a new thread soon. Some really good discussions over there.

I'm surprised. I kinda guessed you of all people would be a GFreak. There is an ASPot too but let's see if he can find and turn on your G rockets before you get too ambitious, yes?

YES it actually works (for many anyway) and when it does it is AWESOME. My wife and I had a marathon one aft and evening and her record was 42! These weren't little "ooothatwuznice." They came in groups of 4 or 5 at a time because they reduced her to a thrashing sweating screaming pile!
As soon as she was able to function again we'd do it all over again. 42 !! between about 2 in the aft and almost midnight. She could barely walk for three days.

Done a few "experiments" since losing her and it's worked for everybody I've tried it on so far. All my friends that I've told about it have found that it worked for them too.

FERSHURE- TRY IT. Lemme know if you can walk the ext day. Hope to hell he finds your button and it's all wired up and ready for launch. G'luck.
 
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