Hi Fresh Start

i can't do porn. Injured too many of the ladies, too many workers comp claims.

I'm destined to travel the world alone. Dragging my huge dick behind me.

Have you considered the Guinness Book of World Records? And if it is just a matter of workers comp, I may be willing to sign a wavier...we can see if the fit is right

Wow. I'm loving this thread.

Ahh thank you
 
My cock is too big for the record books. But is in the encycockpedia.

You can sign a waiver. You'll need an insurance policy.
 
Well, I see where the party is today.;):D

Hmm, I'll sit back and enjoy the view until the private party starts;):D
 
My cock is too big for the record books. But is in the encycockpedia.

You can sign a waiver. You'll need an insurance policy.

Life insurance or pussy insurance or were you thinking 24 inches some where else? Should we have a Heimlich maneuver expert nearby?

I like big parties too I also like the outfits you seem to choose for your parties.

This old thing? I got it for my birthday 37 years ago and have been wearing it ever since. But I am glad you like it should I spin around in it?

You are beautiful!

Thank you:eek:

Well, I see where the party is today.

Hmm, I'll sit back and enjoy the view until the private party starts

no private parties today we will have to do it in the crowd


Hmm four men and me naked whatever will happen? :eek:
 
Maybe I'm actually 36 inches after looking at these pics.

Ohh another three or so inches and you will get the trifecta: In my mouth, out my pussy and back in my ass

any one want to see that?

Delicious natural-ness! I want to do very messy things with you!

Oh please do I dont want you to feel left out

In seems a better place for audience participation
Ahh yes, The best kind of show is the one where everyone is involved

Exactly
 
Now we're talking. Make a balloon animal out of my monster cock while everyone watches. Bend it all around and in you.
 
I love balloon animals.... hmmm though I guess we are really talking a snake one up and in .....

BTW: other than doctors appointments and three other trips out tomorrow is twenty five days naked
 
I love balloon animals.... hmmm though I guess we are really talking a snake one up and in .....

BTW: other than doctors appointments and three other trips out tomorrow is twenty five days naked

Mmmmmm. One day for every inch of my dick plus one.

Let's take it slow, you can have an inch a day.
 
Oh does it? So where?

You're offering yourself up right there.....and as wonderful as it would be to clamp down on one of your erect nipples I'm sure you wouldn't want to waste any time so I'd dive right between those lovely legs of yours.
 
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