Hi, I'm Ken

[Guest]

¡Recepción, nuevo muchacho!

Despite the juvenlile w/the big butt (MathGirl to you) I do not speak to just anyone.

Hang around, it's an experience.

Perdita

p.s. Gauche is nearly often right.

 

[Guest]

p.s. to Lady Champagne:

Did you do the evil Barbie? Very nice.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Hi Ken, and a very warm welcome.

One quick question, how do you pronounce your name?

Lou

 

[gauchecritic]

Now I'm waiting for someone to start a thread about how nauseatingly nice it is on the boards lately.

Gauche

 

[BlueDaisy]

Welcome, Ken. Check out the assorted Texas threads, since you are a fellow Texan. Just do a search on "Texas".

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I read a very funny story about Ken leaving Barbie for GI Joe...

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by gauchecritic Now I'm waiting for someone to start a thread about how nauseatingly nice it is on the boards lately.

Dear Gauchie,
I did that a while back, to no avail. It's someone else's turn now.
MG
Ps. Huggy, kissy

 

[Guest]

Nausea

Loulou started the thread and dedicated it to Gauche (see his post above). Now everyone is waiting for someone to hijack it, or better still - kill it.

choke, choke,

Perdita

 

[raphy]

Hijack a thread dedicated to Gauche? I think everyone's far too scared to do something like that.

 

[Guest]

Hijack a thread dedicated to Gauche? I think everyone's far too scared to do something like that.

Raff, Raff, Raff, you're so naive. I won't do it simply because it wouldn't be fair. Still, I won't begrudge the poor sod the attention, he was complaining about being ignored just a week or so ago. Nah, no one fears Gauche; everyone's simply being charitable; that's how we are here on the AH .

Perdita

 

[raphy]

I'm allowed to be naive. I haven't gotten all old, ornery, jaded and crusty like you lit veterans yet!!!

*runs away*

 

[champagne1982]

Re: p.s. to Lady Champagne:

Did you do the evil Barbie? Very nice.

Perdita

Alas! No, I didn't. I just Google image searched and saw the Shiva Barbie. Isn't she scary with those flourescent eyes and neon lips though?

Edited for proper punctuation.

 

[Guest]

I haven't gotten all old, ornery, jaded and crusty like you lit veterans yet!!!

No need to run right now, Raff. I'm one for serving revenge very, very cold.

Perdita

 

[raphy]

Oh, and that makes me feel *so* much better...

Raphy, watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[The_Fool]

I'm allowed to be naive. I haven't gotten all old, ornery, jaded and crusty like you lit veterans yet!!!

*runs away*

Damn.....*shakes head slowly*

 

[KenJames]

Re: Welcome to the family

I was a virgin once

Ok twice

You got me, thrice... HERE

(I love your AV's lips.)

"HERE" sounds really interesting.

Here's how I lost my virginity (once)

Here's how I lost my virginity (twice)

I'm still working on the third time.

 

[KenJames]

But I'm recently married (lesbian relationship long story)

I saw your "Just Married" thread. Congratulations. I wish both of you a long happy future.

I'm bi, in a long-term male-male relationship, without a ceremony – yet.

 

[KenJames]

Touchy stuff??? Don't touch my name damnit!!! LOL... Welcome to the rubber room KenJ (a new variation of the theme). Just one you missed Gauche... Thought I'd be helpful.

Look forward to reading your stuff KenJ

JJ1

I love your Les Paul Av. I play a Gibson "Moderne" copy, although not very well.

 

[KenJames]

Hi Ken, and a very warm welcome.

One quick question, how do you pronounce your name?

Lou

Glad to be here.

I suck at phonetic writing, but I'll try.

It's something like "keh eh en" (one syllable). The 'e' is like in 'bet.'

How do you pronounce "Ken" in England? Kin?

I have a friend named Ian, pronounced "eye-ann." I've never heard anyone English pronounce it that way. The same family named another son Thane.

 

[KenJames]

Re: Re: p.s. to Lady Champagne:

Alas! No, I didn't. I just Google image searched and saw the Shiva Barbie. Isn't she scary with those flourescent eyes and neon lips though?

Edited for proper punctuation.

She's not my girlfriend!

 

[raphy]

Ken....

I may be going out on a limb here (and you'll know when Lou hacks my balls off with a rusty hacksaw), but I'd be willing to wager that Lou was being facetious.

Raph (the 'soon to be castrated')

 

[Guest]

Raff: limb, balls, hacksaw, castration? Get a grip, man, or you won't make it to 'really really experienced'.

And pleasegoddon'tputapicofyourdickupasanAV.

Nurse 'dita

 

[raphy]

Raff: limb, balls, hacksaw, castration? Get a grip, man, or you won't make it to 'really really experienced'.

And pleasegoddon'tputapicofyourdickupasanAV.

Nurse 'dita

But.. but.. I wanna!!

 

[Guest]

But.. but.. I wanna!!

Then be prepared for the wrath of MathGirl and SvenskaFlicka, not to mention yours truly.

Yours truly, 'dita

 

[Jenny _S]

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