HIMYM... but not really 🙃

[BrendaBear]

HARYO

Has Already Read Yearly Orders

Oh… Jack was first… HARDO

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Her Ass Rocks Dildos Openly

HARDS

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

Has a real yarn obsession

HARDO

Self-explanatory… “I had a raging HARDO today…”

No, really: Hugo Alves remedies dork obsession.

JARDO

 

[BrendaBear]

Her Ass Rocks Receives Dildos Openly

Fixed it for you

 

[cactusjack0584]

Self-explanatory… “I had a raging HARDO today…”

No, really: Hugo Alves remedies dork obsession.

JARDO

Jack always rides donkeys outside

CARDO

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Cocks Always Receive Daily Orgasms

CARDS

 

[cactusjack0584]

Cocks Always Receive Daily Orgasms

CARDS

Can’t always ride dicks sideways

CORDS

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Can’t offer repeated dick sucking

CARDM

 

[cactusjack0584]

Can’t offer repeated dick sucking

CARDM

Can arrive riding dark Minotaurs

MARDM

 

[BrendaBear]

Can arrive riding dark Minotaurs

MARDM

Married A Random Dame Methodically

WARDM

 

[cactusjack0584]

Married A Random Dame Methodically

WARDM

Wanked a random dildo maker

WORDM

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Won’t order random dildo makers

WURDM

 

[cactusjack0584]

Won’t order random dildo makers

WURDM

Wiggles under random dildo models

WUROM

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Wiggles under random dildo models

WUROM

Wilts under random orgasming mannequins

WUROS

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wilts under random orgasming mannequins

WUROS

Wobbles up right on sharks

WUMOS

 

[BrendaBear]

Wilts under random orgasming mannequins

WUROS

Wanders, Using Really Original Stuff

Oh… beaten by Jack again.

 

[XShadynzX]

Seeing as @BrendaBear forgot..
I'll repeat..
What under most other shorts

WUJOS

 

[cactusjack0584]

Seeing as @BrendaBear forgot..
I'll repeat..
What under most other shorts

WUJOS

Waits under jacks open shorts

HUJOS

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Hummus under Jack Old Shorts

HAJOS

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hummus under Jack Old Shorts

HAJOS

Helsp anyone jacks off speedily

HADOS

 

[BrendaBear]

Helsp anyone jacks off speedily

HADOS

Happily Advise Dancing Over Standing

EADOS

 

[cactusjack0584]

Happily Advise Dancing Over Standing

EADOS

Eats all dicks on sundays

EADMS

 

[BrendaBear]

Eats all dicks on sundays

EADMS

Earrings And Diamonds Makeme Smile

EATMS

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Eats all dicks on sundays

EADMS

Earrings And Diamonds Makeme Smile

EATMS

Eats Apples to Make smiles

EBTMS

 

[BrendaBear]

Eats Apples to Make smiles

EBTMS

Every Body Thinks Men Snore

TBTMS