~Ho Ho Ho~ (Poetry)

[My Erotic Trail]

SANTA'S suit was destroyed at the cleaners and he is embarking on the christmas eve journey in his red 'long johns'

 

[ewopper]

she came to see Saint Nick,
and not for candy canes.
yes, she wants to lick,
but more so suck his dick.

so that is what she did;
the north pole ho she was.
too bad for her large jaws
she got thrown out on four paws!

(Gee, did I just turn her into a dog? LOL! Off meter, off rhyme, but fun! I killed sal forever. She got on my nerves.)

Can I lay Christina O' Leigh
make her feel good in every way
ride her like a cadillac
to see if baby really got back

you have truly got to be
a lovely sensual lady
and it would really make my day
to lay Christina O' Leigh

 

[Christina O. Leigh]

Can I lay Christina O' Leigh
make her feel good in every way
ride her like a cadillac
to see if baby really got back

you have truly got to be
a lovely sensual lady
and it would really make my day
to lay Christina O' Leigh

I could really use a lay.
It would surely make my day.
My man is out of town,
so why not sneak around?

Just bring the rum and coke.
It makes my juices flow.
But I may not have to drink it
'cause your words have got me thinkin'.

A horny poet who writes to me,
makes me melt down to my knees.
Just stand up tall and show it all;
I'll blow my thank you's till you fall!
















oops...I left a line here.

 

[ewopper]

Christmas Eve

Christmas Eve rolled over in bed
rubbing her pantie covered slit
easing a hand in panties red
began to massage her clit

what she was doing felt so good
she shrieked in erotic delight
not knowing her antics would
attract the one who brings toys at night

the bedroom door opened and standing there
was good ol' Kris Kringle
with huge erection beyond compare
that made Christmas Eve's pussy tingle

taking her panties off she invited
St. Nick to come fill her hole
in erotic voice so excited
with his enormous north pole

complying gladly he skewered her
literally threatening to split her apart
as she felt erotic shocks everywhere
and a fluttering of her heart

it felt so good what they were doing
and they were enamored by the thrill
that with intense vigor they continued screwing
and perhaps are screwing still

 

[Christina O. Leigh]

it felt so good what they were doing
and they were enamored by the thrill
that with intense vigor they continued screwing
and perhaps are screwing still

ROFLMFAO!!!!

 

[My Erotic Trail]

a good ole rebel yell
jingling christmas bells
sounding the horns
as the star slips away
and rises christmas day

 

[ewopper]

I could really use a lay.
It would surely make my day.
My man is out of town,
so why not sneak around?

Just bring the rum and coke.
It makes my juices flow.
But I may not have to drink it
'cause your words have got me thinkin'.

A horny poet who writes to me,
makes me melt down to my knees.
Just stand up tall and show it all;
I'll blow my thank you's till you fall!

To be with you in intimacy
would be the ultimate fantasy
and give new meaning to holiday cheer
if only you were somewhere near

you'd be the best gift I could receive
one too incredible to believe
and what could be a more wonderful way
than screwing away the holiday
















oops...I left a line here.

To be with you in intimacy
would be the ultimate fantasy
and give new meaning to holiday cheer
if only you were somewhere near

you'd be the best gift I could receive
one too incredible to believe
and what could be a more wonderful way
than screwing away the holiday

sorry I posted this twice but I missed your last line

 

[ewopper]

On December the Twenty-Sixth

It was the day after, the twenty-sixth
things were calming down from the Christmas blitz
Santa and the reindeer were back at the North pole
the wind was blowing chilly and cold

the kids were now tired of the expensive toys
and played with the boxes, both girls and boys
dad went back to work, while mom cleaned the house
the wino in the alley felt like a louse

as from his hangover he tried to recover
while in the house across the street, angry lovers
through sad and teary eyes
gave each other final good-byes

and the local peeping tom
with binoculars did glom
the couple getting it on upstairs
and to his voyeurism was unawares

as things went back to the lunacy
that resembled some kind of normalcy
bringing the Christmas blitz
to an end on December the twenty- sixth