Holidays, Holy and Otherwise

[bluebell]

Waitaminnit...do you two know everything or something?

Have you ever thought how boring an eternity in heaven will be, especially after the first million years or so?

Actually, yeah. It'd better have a fantastic library and some good chocolate.

And other fun stuff.
If I'm up there wishing I'd brought the game Bananagrams and my Super Soaker because Heaven didn't have them, I'm gonna be mad.

Worse yet, we'd need to put up with those incessant harp recitals!
Note to angels: never play music on an implement better suited to slicing cheese

Dude, those things just don't work. The cheese cutter-thingies, I mean, not the harps.
I'm sure the harps will be working fine, especially over in your corner, CC. We all know how much you love them.
Maybe you can convince the angels to learn some folk music...

Just be glad you don't live in Scotland - an eternity of bagpipe "heaven" ...

So you're telling me that even Heaven will be divided geographically?
Where in Helen's Hoppin' Hootenanny are you getting that?

 

[bluebell]

Just before a stroke

Ooh, we hit page two. I'm all tingly.

 

[CopyCarver]

Ooh, we hit page two. I'm all tingly.

Yeah, and the holidays are long over. Maybe there is something to that "eternal life" thing, after all?

 

[LadyCibelle]

Yeah, and the holidays are long over. Maybe there is something to that "eternal life" thing, after all?

Of course there is, CC. An eternity spent with you is well worth it too.

 

[CopyCarver]

Of course there is, CC. An eternity spent with you is well worth it too.

Where do I sign up?

 

[LadyCibelle]

Where do I sign up?

Sign up? Sign up? But you already did when you, all, elected me as your Queen!

 

[snooper]

So you're telling me that even Heaven will be divided geographically?
Where in Helen's Hoppin' Hootenanny are you getting that?

Oh, lots of biblical references indicate this, "sheep and goats", "sit at the right hand", "in my Father's house are many mansions", etc.

 

[bluebell]

Lots

Oh, lots of biblical references indicate this, "sheep and goats", "sit at the right hand", "in my Father's house are many mansions", etc.

It's okay that this made me laugh...right?

And, damn. I wanted to put my order in to sit next to someone with a cool accent.

 

[CopyCarver]

I wanted to put my order in to sit next to someone with a cool accent.

Be careful what you ask for. Can you imagine an eternity of listening to Andy Kaufman doing his Latka Gravas schtick?

 

[bluebell]

No one should sit next to Andy Kaufman, not even Andy Kaufman.

Be careful what you ask for. Can you imagine an eternity of listening to Andy Kaufman doing his Latka Gravas schtick?

I knew someone was going to say something like that.
I have a hidden cache of First Accent Choices that I didn't share because Emily Post (and her polite kin) wouldn't approve of such rudeness.

Plus, I don't know if you can actually order what you want to have in Heaven.
God probably doesn't do Gimme-Gimmie Take-Out.

 

[snooper]

I knew someone was going to say something like that.
I have a hidden cache of First Accent Choices that I didn't share because Emily Post (and her polite kin) wouldn't approve of such rudeness. ...

Who is Emily and does she post on here, or just on the AH or the GB?

... Plus, I don't know if you can actually order what you want to have in Heaven.
God probably doesn't do Gimme-Gimmie Take-Out.

That reminds me of the joke where God shouts into the kitchen, "Two coffees please, Allah."

 

[cloudy]

And, damn. I wanted to put my order in to sit next to someone with a cool accent.

I have a very unique accent. They tell me it's southern Ojibway - southern girl with an Ojibway cadence - it's very strange.

 

[bluebell]

Who is Emily and does she post on here, or just on the AH or the GB?

She invented the Post-It. Duh.

I have a very unique accent. They tell me it's southern Ojibway - southern girl with an Ojibway cadence - it's very strange.

Well, see, cloudy, I wasn't going to be so specific as to name you directly, just because it might make other people cry. People who also want to sit next to you in Heaven.
I mean, who wouldn't want to sit next to you?
Maybe Amicus. He might want to sit...somewhere else...

I also kinda hope God rocks some sort of Conga line every once in awhile. That would be fun. Plus, Gloria Estefan has to get paid somehow.

 

[CopyCarver]

She invented the Post-It. Duh.


Well, see, cloudy, I wasn't going to be so specific as to name you directly, just because it might make other people cry. People who also want to sit next to you in Heaven.
I mean, who wouldn't want to sit next to you?
Maybe Amicus. He might want to sit...somewhere else...

I also kinda hope God rocks some sort of Conga line every once in awhile. That would be fun. Plus, Gloria Estefan has to get paid somehow.

God himself has a Puerto Rican accent. Didn't you see Steambath?

You forgot to mention that Emily also invented Post Toasties.

 

[bluebell]

"Toasties" is a fun word. Especially from your fingers.

God himself has a Puerto Rican accent. Didn't you see Steambath?

You forgot to mention that Emily also invented Post Toasties.

Okay, that's not fair. You made me giggle.
I demand a re-count! *bangs fist on desk*

Wait. What am I talking about again...?

Oh yeah. I thought God was a woman. Alanis Morissette, to be precise.
Or are you also going to burst that bubble and tell me that Kevin Smith movies aren't true to life?

 

[CopyCarver]

Oh yeah. I thought God was a woman. Alanis Morissette, to be precise.
Or are you also going to burst that bubble and tell me that Kevin Smith movies aren't true to life?

I thought Fredric Brown gave us the "Answer" (and that Isaac Asimov usually got credit for it): God is one big honking computer.

 

[bluebell]

Me as Mrs. Bennet

I thought Fredric Brown gave us the "Answer" (and that Isaac Asimov usually got credit for it): God is one big honking computer.

You know, CC, I'm tired of re-arranging my world view just because of what you say!
Too much strain! My poor nerves.

 

[snooper]

I thought Fredric Brown gave us the "Answer" (and that Isaac Asimov usually got credit for it): God is one big honking computer.

Douglas Adams gave us "The Answer": 42.

 

[bluebell]

I want Memorial Day off.
America is so shysty with its holidays, I never know which ones they'll give.