Horn, tooting ones own

[Guest]

L'edMdearAO

Honeybuns (ref. your AV), thanks for the grand laugh. Don't take offence but I want nothing to do with the dirty one's ovaries.

Perd

 

[DurtGurl]

Re: L'edMdearAO

Don't take offence but I want nothing to do with the dirty one's ovaries.

Well, that's a relief. I need all three of them on a regular basis.
DG

 

[Guest]

w/closed left eye

Praise be! A response from the wizzened one hurl, uh, herself.

May I ask what the third ovary does? What is a 'regular basis' for you?

Midst the muck, your fan,

Purd

p.s. with all due respect, please don't touch my petals.

 

[DurtGurl]

Hay, everbody!

The third, and hopefully last, epic in the "My Right Hand is My Wife" trilogy of poetry is now up. It's intiteled, "The Sons of Onan." It's at
http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=209212

We here at the group are all so proud of it that we could just soil ourselfes. Dr Mabeuse and Gabriel Lee made especially sordid contributions.

DurtGurl

 

[MathGirl]

Ugh

Dear DG,
That's disgusting. You and the other contributors should be ashamed of yourselves.
MG

 

[Guest]

Kudos to the pud(o)s

DG & Co.,

You improve with each stroke. 5 by 5 from Purd.

Loved the Noah verse, the sheep mention, and the 'fetes' ryhme.

But, please, what about the gurls? We need an Onanistic role model too.

CLITS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

Unashamedly femmie, Puss-puss Perdita

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Originally posted by perdita
But, please, what about the gurls? We need an Onanistic role model too.

It is sadly true that literature, both high and low, and the oral traditions have sadly neglected the army of gusset typists who like to flick the switch. Where are all the great euphemisms? Where is the heroine from mythology, who can give her name to the cause of the spinsters finger?

I'm not at all sure that Onan really masturbated at all in the bible (What did you do in Sunday School?). I think he merely 'spilt his seed on the ground' - so perhaps he was just a clumsy boy. But us guys still have Onan to look up to (but not from immediately underneath).

Suggestions?

GL

 

[Guest]

It is sadly true that literature, both high and low, and the oral traditions have sadly neglected the army of gusset typists who like to flick the switch. Where are all the great euphemisms? Where is the heroine from mythology, who can give her name to the cause of the spinsters finger?
I'm not at all sure that Onan really masturbated at all in the bible (What did you do in Sunday School?). I think he merely 'spilt his seed on the ground' - so perhaps he was just a clumsy boy. But us guys still have Onan to look up to (but not from immediately underneath).
Suggestions? GL

Muchissimas gracias, Senor Lee! I am already pleased with your poetry of clits above. Gusset typists - very nice; conjures up speed typing.

 

[Guest]

quim query

Dear MG, Secretary to the DG Group:

Excuse the above intrusion into this thead, but I wonder if the your miscreant crew would be interested in a verse epic on the clitoris.

Here are some interesting references.

Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms
http://www.starma.com/penis/muffy/muffy.html

All About My Vagina
http://www.myvag.net/names.shtml

Body Basics: The Clitoris
http://sexuality.about.com/library/weekly/aa040501.htm

Profanisaurus
http://www.ethick.com/other/Profane.html

Best regards,

petaloid, but not petulant* - Perdita
____________
*occasionally pettifogged and pevish.

 

[MathGirl]

Re: quim query

Excuse the above intrusion into this thead, but I wonder if the your miscreant crew would be interested in a verse epic on the clitoris.

Dear P,
Thanks, but probably not. The consensus seems to be that we'll do something on garderobes next.
MG

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: quim query

Dear P, Thanks, but probably not. The consensus seems to be that we'll do something on garderobes next. MG

Hope it includes something on latrine turrets (NO, not turds).

Guess I'll compose my own ballade (that's the rub with female masturbation).

Do announce your next opus. P.

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Originally posted by MathGirl
Thanks, but probably not. The consensus seems to be that we'll do something on garderobes next.

I guess that means no patting the head of the bald man in the boat then.