Hotel Masturbation

In the middle of June I’ll be in Ames, IA for 2 nights.

I had been thinking about this very thing, and then stumble into this interesting thread!
 
This thread title would a terrific brand name: Hotel Masturbation. Big Beds. 24 Hour Room Service. Free TV (and camera!) View of Hotels Across the Street. Forget your tooth brush or condoms? Visit our friendly gift shop.

I'll prepare the stock offering. Unless Hilton or Marriott beats me to it.
 
Agreed. I have heard this quite a few times myself. Very erotic
I preferred the times when I was with a woman and we were the ones making the noise. :nana:
This thread title would a terrific brand name: Hotel Masturbation. Big Beds. 24 Hour Room Service. Free TV (and camera!) View of Hotels Across the Street. Forget your tooth brush or condoms? Visit our friendly gift shop.

I'll prepare the stock offering. Unless Hilton or Marriott beats me to it.
I'd prefer Hotel Fornication.🚻
 
When I checked into my hotel earlier today (alone), the receptionist informed me that the walls were wooden and asked me to please adjust my behaviour/volume accordingly. She must have known what was on my mind! 🤣
And did you keep quiet ?
 
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