Hotel Masturbation

I miss hotel stays and can't wait until I can get back out on the road again. I'm thinking of taking a trip just to jerk off in a hotel.

Lots of fun memories.
 
And yes, I’ve been walked in on by hotel maids several times. And had a couple stayed and watched😉.

That would be so hot! I’ve set myself up a few times after hearing housekeeping in the hall, but never have been walked in on. :(
 
I used to be very careful about keeping my toy in a place it wouldn't be found. More recently what the hell:) It's on the bedside table while I'm in the hotel

I had a female boss who invited me to her room to discuss our approach to the next days meeting. This wasn't unusual and there wasn't any sexual motivation. However, she also forgot to put her dildo vibrator away before I arrived.

She was embarrassed at first but I said, "You miss your husband?" and that was the ice breaker and after that, we discussed that sometimes solo sex is necessary and more common than we thought.
 
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I miss hotel stays and can't wait until I can get back out on the road again. I'm thinking of taking a trip just to jerk off in a hotel.

Lots of fun memories.
I traveled for 21 years when I worked for the government about 35% of my days were in motels/hotels. It get extremely tiring and glad when I got to retire. You will be the same after 2 decades of it.
 
18 hours and counting.....can't wait to finish off my meetings tomorrow, order room service and (after delivery) strip down and spend some quality "me time". Yes, I'll miss my wife but really looking forward to my tub of lube, my sleeve and some stimulating conversation.
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When I travel solo, which isn't often enough, I take a laptop and Lit is my evening entertainment. Naughty chats, maybe some naughty phone sex and if the stars line up right, maybe a Skype session.
 
I work at a resort hotel, and I masturbate at work more often than I probably should so there are several times I've ducked into a vacant room or pulled a room out of service to give me a quiet place to release some tension by myself or sneak a partner in there with me.
 
I traveled for 21 years when I worked for the government about 35% of my days were in motels/hotels. It get extremely tiring and glad when I got to retire. You will be the same after 2 decades of it.

I've got 25 years in. I'm just missing the time away and the opportunities out there.

Any good memories in your 21 years@?
 
I work at a resort hotel, and I masturbate at work more often than I probably should so there are several times I've ducked into a vacant room or pulled a room out of service to give me a quiet place to release some tension by myself or sneak a partner in there with me.

I've worked in hotels for decades and enjoyed the same access to rooms for solo, couple and, on occasion, cool group stuff. Hotel folks are truly the best!
 
I've worked in hotels for decades and enjoyed the same access to rooms for solo, couple and, on occasion, cool group stuff. Hotel folks are truly the best!

People who work at them yes, sometimes the people that stay here leave a bit to be desired, but I work at a resort hotel rather than an overnight hotel so the clientele is somewhat different
 
People who work at them yes, sometimes the people that stay here leave a bit to be desired, but I work at a resort hotel rather than an overnight hotel so the clientele is somewhat different

So agree! There is a free-spiritedness to hospitality people, we tend to be way more fun than we should be.
 
So agree! There is a free-spiritedness to hospitality people, we tend to be way more fun than we should be.

We're just seasonal, but I'd say about 35% of our staff return every year, mostly in housekeeping and front desk. The rest is filled out by locals needing a summer job, mostly high school/college kids and a lot of foreign students here on a workstudy visa (Pre-Covid, J-1 Visa program was shut down this year and will likely remain so next year.) We've also got multiple bars and restaurants on the premises, along with a plethora of other resort related services. It's a family owned place rather than a chain or franchise hotel which is typical for the island we're on, north of 67th St. It's you high end corporate hotels and condominiums, south of 67th St. it's freaking Game of Thrones where about a dozen and a half families own nearly every scrap of prime real estate and are constantly feuding over stuff no one but them cares about :D :D :D I started out in the front desk but now I'm in management and at one point or another I've worked in just about every job in every department from grounds to waitstaff to retail to lifeguard and everything in between.
 
Does anyone ever feel a little guilty about the mess left behind for the cleaning staff? Do you take measures to leave no trace, so to speak? Or are you a hotel litter bug that hoses everything in the room?

I'll use the ole hotel towel trick, but I'll wad it up with other towels from my shower so they don't have to touch it directly. I know they wear gloves, but ick.

I hear they don't wash or change the comforters very often. Or the pillow cases. How many of you have fucked a hotel pillow! :D :eek:

I use a kleenex or toilet paper to shoot the load in. I have left one or two beds sticky.
 
I have spend many afternoons in hotels after work jerking to completion. I have heard the people next door as well and jerked again when they were having sex.

I once even bought a small vibrator and lube for some anal play. I was in that room for almost two weeks. It was also my first real business trip so I was aching for something new.

I have folded over pillows and fucked them, but not to completion. Quite sure I am not the only one who has done that!

I don't travel as much as I used to. I thought maybe next time, I could buy a water melon and fuck it, but I probably won't. I saw a video and thought it might feel good. The problem would be the disposal of it, lol.
 
My ex would masturbate in his hotel room whenever he was away on business trips though never to completion. He said it felt extremely erotic and special that way.

I have never had the courage to ask him why and was wondering if that was "normal" behaviour among you men?

Um...No. It was always to completion, just a long long session with no interruptions.
 
We're just seasonal, but I'd say about 35% of our staff return every year, mostly in housekeeping and front desk. The rest is filled out by locals needing a summer job, mostly high school/college kids and a lot of foreign students here on a workstudy visa (Pre-Covid, J-1 Visa program was shut down this year and will likely remain so next year.) We've also got multiple bars and restaurants on the premises, along with a plethora of other resort related services. It's a family owned place rather than a chain or franchise hotel which is typical for the island we're on, north of 67th St. It's you high end corporate hotels and condominiums, south of 67th St. it's freaking Game of Thrones where about a dozen and a half families own nearly every scrap of prime real estate and are constantly feuding over stuff no one but them cares about :D :D :D I started out in the front desk but now I'm in management and at one point or another I've worked in just about every job in every department from grounds to waitstaff to retail to lifeguard and everything in between.

Similar career trajectory. Thank god I worked for a GM who would take chances on people and promoted from within. I owe everything I am and everything I have to the hotel industry and the opportunities it gave me. Worked hard and played hard. ..no pun intended!
 
Similar career trajectory. Thank god I worked for a GM who would take chances on people and promoted from within. I owe everything I am and everything I have to the hotel industry and the opportunities it gave me. Worked hard and played hard. ..no pun intended!

It's the same for me, they almost always promote from with in because the General Manager position is long hours and high stress and the like to find a younger employee and invest significant time and money in training them for the job because around the mid 30's they find people burn out within a season or two, or worse push themselves until they get forcibly retired by a heart attack or just plain dead (My job has an actually body count!) During the summer months my average work week is between 100-120 hours per week and I don't get any days off between Memorial Day and Labor Day, But I'm off work completely from mid-November to mid-April.
 
My ex would masturbate in his hotel room whenever he was away on business trips though never to completion. He said it felt extremely erotic and special that way.

I have never had the courage to ask him why and was wondering if that was "normal" behaviour among you men?

Some guys on Lit say they like to "edge" (stroke without ejaculating for a long time), but I assume they eventually ejaculate.

I have masturbated to orgasm without ejaculating, but that's different. Maybe that's what your ex was doing.
 
It's the same for me, they almost always promote from with in because the General Manager position is long hours and high stress and the like to find a younger employee and invest significant time and money in training them for the job because around the mid 30's they find people burn out within a season or two, or worse push themselves until they get forcibly retired by a heart attack or just plain dead (My job has an actually body count!) During the summer months my average work week is between 100-120 hours per week and I don't get any days off between Memorial Day and Labor Day, But I'm off work completely from mid-November to mid-April.

Yup, that sounds about right. It's either a heart attack or a divorce, often both. Mind you, in this day and age of Covid, I'm super fortunate to even have a job so counting my lucky stars every payday! 4 more hours....4 more hours.....
 
Yup, that sounds about right. It's either a heart attack or a divorce, often both. Mind you, in this day and age of Covid, I'm super fortunate to even have a job so counting my lucky stars every payday! 4 more hours....4 more hours.....

I had to lay off about 500 people right after Labor Day and I felt awful for it because i know their unemployment got all used up last winter and there won't be many jobs available locally until next spring. The curse of living in a seasonal resort area. We changed our payment structure for all our salaried employees, it used to just be optional to get your salary spread out over 52 weeks instead of getting it all from April-November, now that's mandatory, and the owner has offered small 0% interest loans to any employees coming back in the spring. It's stuff like that why I prefer working for a family owned place rather than a chain or franchise
 
I think I accidentally turned this from a thread about hotel masturbation to a conversation about hotels in general.... sorry :( In penance I'll masturbate in my hotel office ;)
 
I think I accidentally turned this from a thread about hotel masturbation to a conversation about hotels in general.... sorry :( In penance I'll masturbate in my hotel office ;)

Yeah but every time you post I get to look anew at (what I assume are) your lovely breasts. Nevertheless you should serve your penance and report back.
 
Yeah but every time you post I get to look anew at (what I assume are) your lovely breasts. Nevertheless you should serve your penance and report back.

I hope they're mine... if not then something has gone horribly wrong! :D :D :D

They look bigger in that pic than they really are
 
I hope they're mine... if not then something has gone horribly wrong! :D :D :D

They look bigger in that pic than they really are

They look nice, whatever size they may be. I'm not a "size queen," (king?) haha. If you've got a twinkle in your eye, that's more of a turn on.
 
I think I accidentally turned this from a thread about hotel masturbation to a conversation about hotels in general.... sorry :( In penance I'll masturbate in my hotel office ;)

Penance paid? I am in a holding pattern waiting for room. While I wait, I'll head to the gym and stretch out the muscles in my left hand and arm.....gunna be a long night!!!!
 
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