Hotel masturbation

I keep promising myself that this time, I'm not going to masturbate in the hotel room, then after the 3rd time of the day, I tell myself that next time, I'm not going to masturbate in the hotel room.

I almost always leave the curtains open and freely walk around naked. Lately, when I have an adjoining room door, I'll unlock and crack it for some bold person to open their side and see what happens.

My wife and I will be in a hotel room next time. That could be interesting.
 
I keep promising myself that this time, I'm not going to masturbate in the hotel room, then after the 3rd time of the day, I tell myself that next time, I'm not going to masturbate in the hotel room.

I almost always leave the curtains open and freely walk around naked. Lately, when I have an adjoining room door, I'll unlock and crack it for some bold person to open their side and see what happens.

My wife and I will be in a hotel room next time. That could be interesting.
Why would you promise yourself not to masturbate?
 
I keep promising myself that this time, I'm not going to masturbate in the hotel room, then after the 3rd time of the day, I tell myself that next time, I'm not going to masturbate in the hotel room.
Broken promises - - then you have to masturbate in the hotel room as an act of contrition or penitence for masturbating in the hotel room.
 
One time in a hi-rise city hotel my first wife came out of the bathroom with sexy red lingerie with stockings and 5” red pumps. She opened the drapes and bent over the air conditioner and said “fuck me”. It was after dark with the room lights on. I fucked her from behind. If anyone was watching they would have had a nice view of her big natural boobs bouncing like crazy. What a great experience!
 
Why can’t you ever be in the room next to me!!??

I’ve always hoped I’d get to hear something in an adjacent room. That experience would be pretty hot I think.

I find being in a hotel great for masturbation because you are fully alone…no worries about being walked in on, etc.
I travel frequently for work and stay in hotels 3 out of 4 weeks a month. Only once in the past two years have enjoyed listening to to a couple enjoying each other in an intimate way. I would agree that I wish it happened much more often as it is extremely erotic to listen to to.
 
Ever let maid service "accidentally" come in to clean while you're in the buff, maybe stroking it?

Better! This one time we got mixed up over checkout time; our flight was late afternoon and we'd thought for some reason hotel checkout was 11pm (the booking forms weren't very clear). So of course we're having a lazy last-day sex morning, haven't even considered using the do not disturb sign, and I'm pumping away with her legs over my shoulders when the maid comes in without knocking at 11am, and I'd assume got a great view of my naked buttocks in motion.

I'd love to say it ended up in a hot threesome like the porn vids, but she was actually just pissed off at us holding up her work and stood there scowling and scolding us in Greek till we'd got dressed and thrown our stuff back in suitcases and got the fuck out 😁
 
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Sometimes old, rather tired hotels are the best for aural voyeurism. I once stayed with a g/f in one where the stock of beds was obviously pretty antiquated (all part of the vintage charm). Come night time, we could hear squeaking bed springs and creaking frames from several rooms, and next morning before breakfast the couple next door treated us to the soundtrack of a prolonged fuck session with bed noises and moans and grunts. I was hot to return the favour and join in with them but the g/f was being a bit prudey and wouldn't, so I had to content myself with wanking along (unsurprisingly she didn't, and we didn't last very long 😁)
 
I travel frequently for work and stay in hotels 3 out of 4 weeks a month. Only once in the past two years have enjoyed listening to to a couple enjoying each other in an intimate way. I would agree that I wish it happened much more often as it is extremely erotic to listen to to.
I travel overnight 3 or 4 times a month. Corporate Lodging usually lists 2 and 3 star hotels. The "affordable" hotel chains. I would say 3 out of every 10 stays, I've heard the neighbors. Extended stays have thin walls and ceilings.
 
I always always always masturbate in hotel rooms. First thing I do on entry is fully open all curtains and blinds and check out the view; who can see me, who can I potentially see. Sometimes I'll have some lingerie to slip into, and maybe a dirty magazine. Occasionally I'll prop my door open, but I've never, to date, gone out into the corridor. Love to think about how many other folks are getting themselves off just down or across the hall.
I always leave as much mess as possible on the sheets.
Maybe we could try to introduce a signal to passers by who are in the know: If my door is held open by a shoe in the gap then I'm masturbating and you're welcome to join me. Please do.
 
I always always always masturbate in hotel rooms. First thing I do on entry is fully open all curtains and blinds and check out the view; who can see me, who can I potentially see. Sometimes I'll have some lingerie to slip into, and maybe a dirty magazine. Occasionally I'll prop my door open, but I've never, to date, gone out into the corridor. Love to think about how many other folks are getting themselves off just down or across the hall.
I always leave as much mess as possible on the sheets.
Maybe we could try to introduce a signal to passers by who are in the know: If my door is held open by a shoe in the gap then I'm masturbating and you're welcome to join me. Please do.
Lovely thoughts 😉
 
It’s great to just be able to be naked for a few hours, no distractions, slowly browse your choice of porn/erotica/Lit, sip a glass of wine, and eventually find yourself touching yourself more frantically… In fact I’m doing it now!
Buddy you really know how to make a former road warrior envious … I’ll be thinking about those times when I start leaking soon.
 
I've been in this room all weekend with no work to interrupt my fun. A couple hours of work today and tomorrow but plenty of time to enjoy pleasing myself. I've only gotten dressed for a quick dinner and then back at it. Hotels leave me constantly hard and horny.
 
One time in a hi-rise city hotel my first wife came out of the bathroom with sexy red lingerie with stockings and 5” red pumps. She opened the drapes and bent over the air conditioner and said “fuck me”. It was after dark with the room lights on. I fucked her from behind. If anyone was watching they would have had a nice view of her big natural boobs bouncing like crazy. What a great experience!
we have a fav hotel room with floor to ceiling mirrors. She’s got huge natural tits. Love to bang her from behind and watch those babies bounce
 
Years ago, when I was into phone sex and went on business trips, I had some amazing solo sex with various hot women on the phone. It was great to be able to speak freely (and super-dirty) and hear a woman do the same.
 
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