Hottest girl on literotica?

[Hocky9377]

Dammit, this happens all the time.

Look, I know it's hard to reconcile the idea of my posts here with the god-like forms on my picture thread. You're asking yourself, "How can such a perfect physical specimen have such objectionable thoughts running through his head?"

It's okay. Lots of women feel the same way. But you're going to have to brace yourself for the fact that I won't fuck you, no matter how much you beg for it. You can send me all the PMs you want (and really, fifteen in the last hour is a bit much, don't you think?), but they're not going to change my mind.

I'll always treasure our time here, but that's all it will ever be. I'm sorry.

*sniff, sniff*

I smell bullshit.

 

[DaddysAngel23]

Dammit, this happens all the time.

Look, I know it's hard to reconcile the idea of my posts here with the god-like forms on my picture thread. You're asking yourself, "How can such a perfect physical specimen have such objectionable thoughts running through his head?"

It's okay. Lots of women feel the same way. But you're going to have to brace yourself for the fact that I won't fuck you, no matter how much you beg for it. You can send me all the PMs you want (and really, fifteen in the last hour is a bit much, don't you think?), but they're not going to change my mind.

I'll always treasure our time here, but that's all it will ever be. I'm sorry.

For once!!!! Actual humor!!! I'm amazed, shocked, flabbergasted.

Not to burst your bubble though, I don't even what pics you are talking about, I doubt I'm sure your body matches your equally vain mind. Hence holding no value what so ever for me, just because the package says 'sex god' doesn't mean anyone cares.

As for PMing you HA HA HA HA HA Damn that was funny

 

[Ekserb]

*sniff, sniff*

I smell bullshit.

Yessiree, you have what's called an uncommon sense of smell.

 

[DaddysAngel23]

Ooh, yes please!!

Pats gently instead, wouldn't want to leave marks now dear.... ok maybe just one.

 

[Hocky9377]

Yessiree, you have what's called an uncommon sense of smell.

Wow. Your rapier-like wit is astounding.

 

[DaddysAngel23]

Wow. Your rapier-like wit is astounding.

ROFLMAO!!!!!

On that note, Good night every one 's all around (well mostly all around)

 

[trick1962]

OK.....im back

What did i miss? Profound words to live by? Verbal fist-a-cuffs? Ritualistic suicide? A decission on the "farm animal" inclussion in the "domesticated animal" category?.......Fill me in. thank you and God bless you all, trick

 

[Ekserb]

What did i miss? Profound words to live by? Verbal fist-a-cuffs? Ritualistic suicide? A decission on the "farm animal" inclussion in the "domesticated animal" category?.......Fill me in. thank you and God bless you all, trick

Lots. Some. That, too. I wish. The jury is still out.

 

[trick1962]

Hey.....

Lots. Some. That, too. I wish. The jury is still out.

Now thats so much better(my opinion, of course), fun, light-hearted banter

 

[pookies]

 

[Ekserb]

perfect physical!!
Is that really how you see yourself?

Back on Page Four I said I never apologize without sarcasm. Now you read that I'm apologetic. With me so far? Okay, now add two and two.

 

[pookies]

 

[Ms_Logic]

Hi, I made a few posts a year or so ago but they seem to have been wiped so looks like I'm starting from scratch! Thought I'd start a new topic to get to know some of you and a bit about the board.

Who are the sexiest girls on literotica both present and gone by? Give both your own personal opinion, and also who, typically, are regarded as the most attractive by the majority.

Cheers.

Jamie.

OK you people need to get back on fucking topic here! Why the hell do you people have to go off and kill j_spencer's thread....damn!

Sexiest IMO:

Lorali82 is a a fucking hottie, some serious eye candy.

 

[pookies]

 

[Lorali82]

No offense babe...But WTF!!!???

Sorry, pookies. Sometimes I forget that intended intonation doesn't always translate in text. Post edited.

 

[Ekserb]

OK you people need to get back on fucking topic here! Why the hell do you people have to go off and kill j_spencer's thread....damn!

Sexiest IMO:

Lorali82 is a a fucking hottie, some serious eye candy.

I agree.

 

[orgasmicsizzle]

OK you people need to get back on fucking topic here! Why the hell do you people have to go off and kill j_spencer's thread....damn!

Sexiest IMO:

Lorali82 is a a fucking hottie, some serious eye candy.

5 - Jennifer Kaye
4 - Lorali82
3 - Sulk
equal 1 - Berry Juice and Horns_Hold_The_Halo!

 

[Lorali82]

I would totally start a Hottest Boys thread if 1) it didn't make me a total hypocrite and 2) I wasn't afraid certain egos would pop from over-inflation.

 

[Matthew Craig]

I would totally start a Hottest Boys thread if 1) it didn't make me a total hypocrite and 2) I wasn't afraid certain egos would pop from over-inflation.

And i would win hands down anyway.

 

[DaddysAngel23]

And i would win hands down anyway.

HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


hehehehhehehehhehhehehehehhehehhehehehhehe

Now that was actually funny my dear.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

I would totally start a Hottest Boys thread if 1) it didn't make me a total hypocrite and 2) I wasn't afraid certain egos would pop from over-inflation.

 

[ChocolateHarlot]

Partially true. They are afraid to talk in the open for fear that they will be subjugated like anyone else who has an opinion.

And you're still talking to me.

Thats not strictly true....

I still talk to Ekserb. Yeah, he has opinions, We all do. Yeah, they sometimes cut close to the bone. He voices his opinions, where others maybe prefer not to.

At the end of the day... this is the internet, in most cases nothing to do with real life. When we post on a forum, we leave ourselves open to all kinds of comments but are they really going to damage us personally? Surely if that was the case, we shouldnt post pics? I have had people make all kinds of comments over the years but you have to let certain things go over your head, after all... if everyone found the same kind of people/pics appealing, it would get very boring!!

I'm quite surprised after so many years here that people still take things to heart!!

 

[DaddysAngel23]

Thats not strictly true....

I still talk to Ekserb. Yeah, he has opinions, We all do. Yeah, they sometimes cut close to the bone. He voices his opinions, where others maybe prefer not to.

At the end of the day... this is the internet, in most cases nothing to do with real life. When we post on a forum, we leave ourselves open to all kinds of comments but are they really going to damage us personally? Surely if that was the case, we shouldnt post pics? I have had people make all kinds of comments over the years but you have to let certain things go over your head, after all... if everyone found the same kind of people/pics appealing, it would get very boring!!

I'm quite surprised after so many years here that people still take things to heart!!

Whose taking any of it to heart. I just liked watching him get pissed off

 

[ChocolateHarlot]

Whose taking any of it to heart. I just liked watching him get pissed off

LOL Not everyone....

 

[DaddysAngel23]

LOL Not everyone....

Well not everyones sense of humor is quite as sick as mine