Household objects you fucked (shoved your dick into or shoved into your pussy or ass).

[Charlotte_Sin]

I couldn’t find this topic and I think it would be fun to confess and share ideas! I want to be inclusive of all genders/see organs and sexualities! So here are household items (non-sex toys) I fucked and others I shoved up my ass.

Fucked:
A jar of peanut butter (effective but a mess)
A pumpkin (ineffective - hard to get the hole and pressure right)
That’s all I can remember, like I said, really hoping for some ideas!

Fucked myself with:
Nerf crossbow - the first thing ever up there, great memories
Hairbrush handle - it’s my understanding that this is a go to for men and women as the wide head reduces the risk of an embarrassing trip to the hospital)
Shampoo bottle - was so soap-lubed and wet. Felt great.

Beer bottle, wine bottle, screwdriver handle, cucumbers, eggplants, pop cans, hairbrush handle

 

[womaneater58]

Sounds fun, I'd like to play with you.

 

[cubbyfire04]

Probably every phallic-shaped vegetable known to man in my ass. Before giving in and buying large dildos without shame, I also used to use a mag-light with a sock then condom over it (adding socks to increase size). Bottles. The list goes on lol...

 

[MightyMilly]

Oh my, since I started sticking things into my hole I guess I have tried just about everything that would fit, and a few things that didn't, but it was fun trying.
Best thing ever?
A big hard cock, naturally.

 

[dr2brd]

My wife and I do love experimenting and through the years of our marriage I think most of the objects of more or less suitable form and size have found their way into her pussy Her ass is much more delicate destination though not totally prohibited anyway. One of my favorites is a flashlight whose designer I guess has had some ideas. In fact it's ideal as small size dildo. And the view of my naked wife with light shining out of her pussy is surreal and hot