How big is too big?

[Jigs]

quote:
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Originally posted by Wicked-N-Erotic

NO....When I see anything over 8 inches I think...OUCH!
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Except for blacksnake and Svensaflika this seems to be the consensus. All of us guys can save our money, delete those penile enlargement advertisements, and quit feeling guilty and inadequate because we were never hired by the porno industry.

One thing, however, if average is in such demand why wasn't I more popular? Wicked-N-Erotic & Chicklet, you girls would have loved me <evil grin>!

 

[Chicklet]

Wicked-N-Erotic & Chicklet, you girls would have loved me <evil grin>!

I still love you!!!

smoochies for jigs

 

[tenyari]

Barring the wonder bra and other padded impliments, it's very easy to tell that most women don't come anywhere near porn dimensions...

But male size is a little less -street obvious-. I've honestly no idea if the men I've known were average, over, under, or simply sufficient for the job at hand.


Marketing is sorely off with me though... I get both the breast enlargment and 'tool enhancement' spam mails...

My male pattern baldness is apparantly curable (I suppose I have to get it first...), and I can stave off the harmfull effects of menopause... I can buy herbal viagra to make me feel what men feel, or help me on those nights when I just can't get it up...

If I paid any attention to the spam I get, I'd be so gender confused... But at least I could make thousands from home while being so.

 

[tenyari]

My advise is skip the whole dilema by not giving out inches. Use adjectives instead to get the size point across. That way your reader will fill in their own blanks with whatever they're willing to believe.

I think you can get a lot further with descriptions of stance, demeanor, and prowess than something resembling a calibration lab.

"He stood there with his naked frame half cast in shadow from the trees. Every muscle rippling on his steaming hot frame as he glared down at me with those powerful eyes -the dark eyes of a primal hunter. His hair billowed about his shoulders in the hot wind of the jungle night as his fists clenched while I watched the rising of his manhood."

Maybe a wee bit overdone, but that's the image that popped into my head...

 

[destinie21]

size

I'm going to have to agree with the others On this one.Size should be left out of stories because it does turn alot of people off to have a picture painted for them like that also In most cases the guy with this 10 inch(or more) tool is thrusting and pounding in a fashion that would be more likley to send a woman to the hospital instead of into a mind blowing orgasm.

Just as a side note I enjoy lesbian stories as well and the way that some of the woman are described is such a grotesque exageration that it turns me off. Have most of these people seen or invisioned what a woman who is 5'3 with a tiny waist and 42DD breasts would look like ? she would either be overweight (nothing wrong with that ,except it wouldn't fit with the continued physical description of a flat stomach and thin legs/thighs) or she would be unable to preform all of these sexual shennanigans because her back would be horribly strained from always carting her breasts around. (as an artist and a visual person this really sticks in my craw)

P.s
If you've got it flaunt it blacksnake. As you said in your earlier comment it takes time if you're that big most likely you don't go in thrusting and pounding away.

 

[Chicklet]

My advise is skip the whole dilema by not giving out inches. Use adjectives instead to get the size point across. That way your reader will fill in their own blanks with whatever they're willing to believe.

tenyari brought my attention to this - i'd skipped over it before

i really agree. i think that a paragraph filled with sizes, inches, colors, and dress is pretty boring and unimportant altogether.

 

[indigo sky]

having had experience with both the uselessly small and the just plain huge; and yes, when I say huge, I mean it, like more than 10 inches huge. Just keep it believable, if you even have to mention it all. I think somebody said that already, but I've never gotten out a ruler and measured the size of someone's dick whom I was about to fuck. The only two that stand out sizewise were the extremes, and they were both awful.


As fare as breasts go, I like to believe they're real. Once you get obscenely huge all I can think is that they're fake, and well that's just a total turnoff. There's probably much more important details you could spend your time on rather than breast size. As one of my best friends always used to say on the subject, "can't make mountains out of molehills got to work with what you got."

 

[BlackSnake]

Reading the comments that fell into another demention. Back to reality.

Re-thinking this situation, I had to realize who most readers would be. Most would have to refer to the majority. I got it.

It make very good sense that the majority would see anything above 8 inches as too big, out of the norm, etc.

It's not necessary to put the measurements in the story to make the tool impressive.

And, HELL-YEAH! I'm very proud of my snake. It's without manipulation. Sorry that the majority wouldn't appreciate that.

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: Re: Re: Re: How big is too big?

BlackSnake,

...

Also, maybe the Playground or AmPics would be a better place to show your pride in what you have. ...

Pookie

My point was not to show off my pride here. I'm sure you as part of the strong majority would understand something as simple as that. That being said, the snake in full action is already freatured on Lit with outstanding viewership, 163,791 last I checked. More than a few people in this world enjoy what the majority don't.

 

[Pookie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: How big is too big?

My point was not to show off my pride here. I'm sure you as part of the strong majority would understand something as simple as that. That being said, the snake in full action is already freatured on Lit with outstanding viewership, 163,791 last I checked. More than a few people in this world enjoy what the majority don't.

Apparantly you didn't understand my hint. This is the Authors Hangout, not the personal ads. I never said someone wouldn't enjoy your "snake". It's obvious there is one woman that would, based on this thread alone.

If you want to discuss writing, etc., then cool. That's exactly what this forum is about. If you want to tout your "snake" and its popularity, I think another forum would be much more appropriate.

If the Authors Hangout is just going to become another personal ad forum, then it will lose its popularity with me very fast.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Perdita - you're 56???

I was like CONVINCED that you were in your mid-thirties.

 

[Guest]

56+

Perdita - you're 56???

I was like CONVINCED that you were in your mid-thirties.

Go to the Where is DurtGurl thread.

 

[oggbashan]

Perdita is a youngster.

Where did I put my pension book?

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

og - is that a cane, or are you taking Viagra?

 

[oggbashan]

Cane sometimes because of mis-spent youth.

Viagra was invented only a few miles from where I live.

I've never needed it.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

We spend more money on the developing of Viagra and silicone implants than we do on the research on Alzheimers. One day in the future, we'll stand there with hard-ons and huge tits and not remember what to do with them.

 

[BlackSnake]

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Apparantly you didn't understand my hint. This is the Authors Hangout, not the personal ads. I never said someone wouldn't enjoy your "snake". It's obvious there is one woman that would, based on this thread alone.

If you want to discuss writing, etc., then cool. That's exactly what this forum is about. If you want to tout your "snake" and its popularity, I think another forum would be much more appropriate.

If the Authors Hangout is just going to become another personal ad forum, then it will lose its popularity with me very fast.

I'm find that I must be talking to myself. Your misunderstanding is incredible. My posts are not an attempt at promotions.

My point:

I don't think that it is necessary to include measurements in stories. Is that not clear enough for you, or is it fear I smell.

 

[Quasimodem]

“As George cupped his hands under Angeline’s 38D cups . . . ”

“Tweet!” Marker on the play.

The Umpires come out to measure Angeline’s breasts. They are, in fact, 32 C cups. The author is penalized for exaggeration.

“Tweet!” Play continues . . .

“Excitedly, Angeline yanked on George’s belt, drawing down his trousers and shorts to release his thirteen-inch love-hammer . . . ”

“Tweet!” Marker on the play.

The Umpires come out to measure George’s dickage. It is, in fact, only 9 7/16ths inches. The author is retired, due to chronic exaggeration.

A new Author takes the field.

“As George cupped his hands under Angeline’s heavy breasts, Angeline excitedly yanks on George’s belt. His fingers knead her fleshy tits, while Angeline draws down George’s trousers and shorts to reveal his huge schlong.

The boy is hung like the pendulum on Big Ben!”


“Tweet!”

“Oh, Rats! Here come the Clarity Police to inform me that Big Ben doesn’t possess a pendulum!”

 

[Guest]

for Quasimodem

LOL-ing. Brilliant! Cheers, Perdita

 

[shereads]

If I exit the gate from acceptable reality to indulge in a rape fantasy, he might as well be huge. You can make his privates the size of the Hindenburg, if you promise not to have the thing burst into flames. As for her breasts, I tend to think they should be the size of mine. And don't knock science!
I'm new here and now I'm realizing this is fun. I'm going to search for your stories now so I can understand the scope of the discussion.

 

[Pookie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: How big is too big?

I'm find that I must be talking to myself. Your misunderstanding is incredible. My posts are not an attempt at promotions.

I'm not misunderstanding a thing. And I hear you clearly. I saw one sentence in your two direct replies to my post that had anything to do with the question. The rest of what you had to say was your arrogance about the size of your cock. I think we can do without that here. There are more appropriate forums for your telling the world about your size, how big it was when your were seventeen, etc.

My point:

I don't think that it is necessary to include measurements in stories. Is that not clear enough for you, or is it fear I smell.

No fear here, buster. If that was your point, then why didn't you say that? YOU replied to my post. My initial post was not directed at you in any way. Yet you singled me out for a reply filled with self-promotion.

My point is that this is the Authors Hangout. This is not the appropriate place to brag to me about what women say to you about your cock, how big you were when your were seventeen, how you aren't the biggest cock on your block, etc. All of that can go to a more appropriate forum. I tried to be "polite" in my first reply to you. You wanted to make it a bigger issue though. So be it.

I know that have to a woman in my favorite position (doggie style) and her pelvis must be tilted at just the right angle for me to get all the way in. Most of the time it's about a half to two-thirds way in.

One comment I heard was, "...cute and he was packing too."

I was lucky enough to be with a woman when I was going into high school. She raised her eyebows at the sight. That's a confidence builder.

I never had a woman to tell me that she's not going anywhere near my snake. I've had a few where it had become a challenge to get past the head, though.

I've had some one to tell me that nothing has gone deeper.

Realisticly, I'm over ten inches.

I wasn't 17 when passed that mark on my tape measure. Here's something else to think about. I'm still not the big boy on the block.

the snake in full action is already freatured on Lit with outstanding viewership, 163,791 last I checked. More than a few people in this world enjoy what the majority don't.

No self-promotion, huh?

If you want to continue this, post a thread in the General Board. I will be more than happy to debate and reply further on this issue there.

 

[Guest]

Where you been Gungadin?

“As George cupped his hands under Angeline’s 38D cups . . . ”

“Tweet!” Marker on the play.

The Umpires come out to measure Angeline’s breasts. They are, in fact, 32 C cups. The author is penalized for exaggeration.

“Tweet!” Play continues . . .

“Excitedly, Angeline yanked on George’s belt, drawing down his trousers and shorts to release his thirteen-inch love-hammer . . . ”

“Tweet!” Marker on the play.

The Umpires come out to measure George’s dickage. It is, in fact, only 9 7/16ths inches. The author is retired, due to chronic exaggeration.

A new Author takes the field.

“As George cupped his hands under Angeline’s heavy breasts, Angeline excitedly yanks on George’s belt. His fingers knead her fleshy tits, while Angeline draws down George’s trousers and shorts to reveal his huge schlong.

The boy is hung like the pendulum on Big Ben!”


“Tweet!”

“Oh, Rats! Here come the Clarity Police to inform me that Big Ben doesn’t possess a pendulum!”

LOL!

Nicely done, Quasi.

We have missed your brilliance.

b

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, as we're discussing penis sizes in stories, and digressed into the subject of penis sizes in RL, I think it's quite appropriate that BS describes his experiences as being the owner of a very large pet... We might get ideas from this. We might get discouraged from using that info in our stories. I think this is what us authors should discuss!

And I'll take a discussion about the wonders of huge schlongs anyday.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Great, Quasi! *applause*

 

[Pookie]

Well, as we're discussing penis sizes in stories, and digressed into the subject of penis sizes in RL, I think it's quite appropriate that BS describes his experiences as being the owner of a very large pet... We might get ideas from this. We might get discouraged from using that info in our stories. I think this is what us authors should discuss!

And I'll take a discussion about the wonders of huge schlongs anyday.

Then he should feel free to reply to you from now on.