How did you pick your user name??

[Blue]

I love your username. Not that it matters one goddamn what I think, but I do. It's certainly enjoyable when a litster's monicker matches his or her personality (the prevailing one seems to be HornyGuy4U75).

Do you have other contenders? Perhaps a lit poll is in order.

It only matches my personality because you don't really know me, in reality I'm dumber than a brick and have trouble doing consilience on gravity.

Not sure about a replacement, I was thinking 'Nom De Guerre' if it's available.

 

[Zionisacat]

Similar to Consilience, I was looking around the room trying to think up a good user name when my cat decided to help, and by help I mean jumping on the keyboard and meowing at me to be fed.
Zion got his name from the shelter that we picked him up from, or maybe his previous owners. Doesn't matter much because the little turd doesn't answer to it anyway.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

It only matches my personality because you don't really know me, in reality I'm dumber than a brick and have trouble doing consilience on gravity.

Not sure about a replacement, I was thinking 'Nom De Guerre' if it's available.

HornyNomDeGuerre4U is available.

 

[TransChick]

It's who I am, and it was just the first thing that came to me.

 

[Miles Long]

Back in the day (like 10 years ago) I spent far more time on Lit Chat than here on the boards, and there was a room called Playful Questions in which several of us hung out regularly enough that we all got to know each other. One night we came up with a game where we all had to sign out and register the grossest name we could think of and log in, and then everyone would try to guess who was who. This was back on the really old version of Chat, when you had to register a username and password to log on. And the game was actually even less mature than it sounds, but whatever. I think I came up with something like Crusty Cunt Scab Snacker, which still horrifies me to this day and makes it easier to see why I am clearly destined to die alone. Anyway, the best name anyone came up with was poopchutelicker2, created by a funny lady from Michigan. When we asked her why she put a 2 on the end, she said she had to because when she tried to register poopchutelicker she found it was already registered. And not by anyone who was playing the game, either. Somebody sat down at their computer one day and said "I can be anything I want to be on Lit Chat. I know - I'll be poopchutelicker!"

What a time to be alive.

 

[Blue]

Can anybody think of a username that would suit me? Gracious and wise overlord Laurel says they'll do it, but I can't think of anything suitable.

 

[tenderisthenight000]

The last book by F. Scott Fitzgerald

 

[Touch_Me_Daddy]

Apparently this is my wife's secret account. I caught her on it and now I took it over sadly I can't change the name

 

[Image13]

I like to watch and observe women and 13 is my lucky number

 

[LizVegas79]

Hmmm, let me think ....

 

[PurpleNurple101]

What do you think?

 

[lillianaZ]

.......

 

[absorb]

Absorb to me was a kind of a cliché but also, so true. I absorb everything, I read and see and it just fit for me for this site. Erotic stories, audios, forums etc.

 

[LizVegas79]

My nickname is lilli. My siblings used to call me Pollyanna because I'm too cheerful and often try to ignore the negatives and focus on positives.

Don't let anyone act like that's a bad thing Lilli! You go girl!

 

[Lily_Wight]

(Closed)

 

[JerseyJade]

My name is Jade and I live in New Jersey. JerseyJade

 

[Smoothshavendad]

It was given to me by a friend.

 

[HBergeron]

Harrison Bergeron is the title character of a Kurt Vonnegut short story. It's a world where 'equality' is forced upon the populace in such ways as making people that are strong carry weights to offset the weaker, and those that are beautiful or handsome must wear masks so that the ugly will not feel so bad. HB defied the system.

My user name is sort of a resistance to our current political/social correctness that has gotten just plain ridiculous: a school in New York just cancelled its annual Father/Daughter Dance because it violated new 'gender sensitive' guidelines. If you want to set BACK gender issues in the social consciousness, that's how you do it.

 

[Brattygoodgirl]

Because whispering good girl while fucking my ass makes me cum harder. Also I haven't had one partner that hasn't called me a brat at some point. I am bratty and love being "bad", which means I'm a good girl lol

 

[LizVegas79]

I can't remember

 

[DVS]

Actually, here a DVS is a type of ventilation system. (But no one would choose that as a screen name.)

LOL, I just saw this. I'm one who enjoys stuffing and filling up holes, not opening them up, as in ventilation.

I understand different countries will have different systems and those systems will then have initials to shorten the terminology. I've been called DMV and BVD, neither of which come even close to what DVS means.

If you didn't know, DMV is short for Division of Motor Vehicles here in the states, where driver's licenses are acquired and BVD, well, that's a brand of underwear.

DMZ (Demilitarized Zone) has been used, but since I don't consider myself a zone, or a military type, that doesn't fit, either. The military part is cool, but most military types work in groups. I work alone.

I'm just DVS and like I said before, just say it out loud. Now, what did you just say?

 

[DVS]

Me tooooo!!! I thought it was probably initials for some electrical thing!!!!

That would have been a good guess. You have a little bit of detective in you.

 

[Plane_Guy]

I try to be a fairly ordinary person. Seemed appropriate...

Bit of a play on words with regards to my job.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

There was a minor league baseball team in the 1990's called the Thunder Bay Whiskey Jacks. (Apparently, a whiskey jack is a small bird). I just thought that team had the coolest name ever.

 

[FantasywrittenonFlesh]

Too much billy idol

But also, the idea that some bdsm finds expression in the marking of a submissive - thus literally a fantasy written on flesh.