How do i

[Oliver Clozoff]

Why do I get the feeling George Jefferson's about to show up?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

HOLY @%#%!!!

He did!!!

 

[Guest]

Ha.....who the fuck agrees with me ?

I would have to concur. Bless your heart.

 

[Guest]

Pretty fucking funny, Oliver.

 

[earnestlover]

BLESS THEE, FOR IT'S A MAN'S WORLD !

Yeah baby !
that's it...see how many people agree !
now.let me tell ya one thing,
if it aint for us men out there,
you would all be vomiting over each other's pussy !
so, lady....lift up that skirt
and be treated like a woman....in a man's way !

 

[Tressa]

Sorry ppl

sorry people! i didn't sleep for three days, and i get really bitchy! Man was i a bitch. anyways just forgive me okay?

Look! this message is so short! just like my bfs sexdrive lol!

 

[earnestlover]

Men, do v forgive her ?

That's okay with me so far......??????
hey, guys.....what do we say ?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Hey u guys!!! What do u say..? Iz
thiz earnest MAN the biggest
dingle-berry shit-wad you've ever
SEEN? Who agrees with me? Yah! Give
me some respect! fucking women are
all lesbbos cowz cause they wont fuck me.
Whos with me? yah! And not only that,
but with my new Amazo-Grill you can
cook a whole chicken dinner with only
half the fat!!! How about that
audience?! Yah! Whos with me? Yah!

__________________________________

EARNEST IS A PUSSY!

 

[Skibum]

Ditto.

 

[Lasher]

Re: Men, do v forgive her ?

That's okay with me so far......??????
hey, guys.....what do we say ?

Ummm... how about, "Just say 'NO' to crack"???

 

[Bob Waters]

meaning in an absurd thread

I'm just waiting for Godot.

 

[earnestlover]

FUCK YOU !

FUCK U MAN !
THIS DCL STANDS FOR DICK IN COLARADO'S LATRINES !

AND ALL OF U BLOKES OUT THERE, WELL, U KNOW THE ANSWER !

 

[Magic Merlin]

Re: FUCK YOU !

Finally, a complete sentence. Short, but at least one that I can comprehend.

Earnestlover, I believe that you have already "mastered" this topic. At least based on your earlier posts, bless your heart.

 

[earnestlover]

I'm gettin tired !

i am gettin really tired.
Maybe I'l just go somewhere
and lick pussy until something sensible
comes up !

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You mean something besides the gas that passes for your thoughts? That'll take a loooooong time. I'd wait, but I have to go take a piss.

In Colorado.

 

[Lasher]

Just how long is Eternity??

Maybe I'l just go somewhere
and lick pussy until something sensible
comes up !

The Guiness Book of Records people will be by tomorrow afternoon sometime...

 

[SimplySouthern]

If I can offer one little piece of advice for Earnestlover, God love him, without getting another one of his jumbled messages....

Step away from the crack pipe honey.

Lick pussy or whatever else it is you do with your so valuable time, but please...say no to drugs.

You are burnt out, man. (bless your heart)

 

[earnestlover]

I am in a shrink palace

No comprendo !
Wow, I am in a couch and i am surrounded
by shrinks like u !
Dcl, back from Colarado yet !
I heard that if you piss there, you
would be blessed with the anomalies of
celibacy for the rest of your pissin life.

 

[Tressa]

hmmmmm

earnest quit being so petty. what do you expect for a reply, this is a OPINION board. ppl state their opinions. isnt it great? so get on get up and quit biatching cause some said something you didn't like!!

 

[earnestlover]

here's my opinion !

Have you tried being a lesbian yet. Now, how's that for a opinion. I don't care if you love me or hate me....just as long as you don't know me ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anyway, tanks for da tip.

Quote :
"I come to site, i lije very much, so i gaff !"

 

[Gingersnap]

You guys, I think this is from Breakfast of Champions. I swear I remember reading this chapter.
I thought it might have been translated by Double Day into pig latin but wasn't sure until this minute.
Earnest dear it really is time to get on the bus and honk your rubber nose and wave bye bye to the other boys and girls. Repeat after me "We are all Bozos on this bus". Come on honey inflate those rubber shoes and drop a hit of window pane...

BLESS YOUR HEART YOU'ALL!!!


Lasher get your face out of that pussy. You sure don't want to be gay or vomit now do you?

[Edited by Gingersnap on 07-09-2000 at 10:40 PM]

 

[earnestlover]

We are all Bozos on this bus

HONK HONK !

We are all Bozos on this bus

We are all Bozos on this bus

We are all Bozos on this bus

We are all Bozos on this bus

We are all Bozos on this bus

We are all Bozos on this bus

IS THAT ENOUGH ALREADY !

 

[Gingersnap]

Honey only three more ECT treatments and you should be okay.

 

[gatherer]

WoW! if a person is selfish in bed s/he is probably going to be selfish in in other facets of the relationship. Sex is something you do after the lights are out, (OR)
(in the cadillac zooming down the freeway),(in the bathroom of the convience store), {at the movies), (in the motor room at work), (on the hood of the car, on the ground beside the car), (in the water), (outta the water)(on the ferry), (the graveyard)___WHOA! you get the drift. Besides the obvious, I get horny when I travel, there are some times when your not having sex and personally I want a person who will listen and take my wants into account at all times, prior to, during and afterwards.

 

[Guest]

You showme a guy who don't eat pussy, and I'll show you a woman that I will take from him!!!!