How long has it been?

[Expertise]

Yea Creamylady! My faith is restored.

 

[~justin]

let's see... it seems to have been infinitely long, even though my life is finite...

how's that for a paradox?

 

[Nicole]

What the hell are you people complaining about???

My god People I wish it had only been three or four days for me but alas no.

This may explian my horniness on the board. It has been at least 1 year for me, and you know I don't miss it that much.

I'm a Virgo and most of the Virgo's I know are like me ... If it's there god help the man that their with (more than likey to kill him to death Fucking him) ... But if it's not we don't seem to miss it that much.

No biggy and don't feel sorry for me, I find other ways. But I am sort of at that stage where I'm ready to Rape the next good looking guy that walks past the house. But it will happen and I'll let you all know when it does.

 

[Bliss]

LMAO Poor Nicole!

I'm an Aquarius engaged to a Leo, so it's only been 2 days, with the flu no less.

But about a week since the really great stuff.

Sorry, Nic!

Somebody gimme some chicken soup, pweaze? (sniffle, cough)

 

[Sammyjo]

God Nicole...I thought you would keep our tryst a secret...ooops...LOL

 

[Thumper]

Gotta get the calculator out again!

I hereby Volunteer Patryn....and if that don't work I am booking a flight to Adelaide and walking down every street until I find Nicole's..

For me?

....a long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.

 

[Nicole]

Well Thumper babe could you do that today sometime please.

But seriously it doesn't bother me THAT much.

"I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex" "I need sex" "I need Sex".

But it REALLY doesn't bother me.

 

[Siren]

Thumpie honey....you arent really forgetting me are you?

 

[Rosebud]

a little over a week but that's only because it was a bad week

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Just curious, Nicole...

After all that time, do you ever feel like you just "need sex"?

 

[Patryn]

Hey Thumper...toss me a pic, and then maybe we'll talk. I know, I'm a shallow bitch. No, looks are NOT everything, but if this is going to be meaningless sex, that pretty much cancels out that last statement.

But finally, some brave soul stepped forward and volunteered.

 

[Nicole]

Re: Just curious, Nicole...

After all that time, do you ever feel like you just "need sex"?

Ummm ... YES!!!!!!

But it really doesn't bother me.

NO REALLY IT DOESN"T.

 

[Weinergirl]

ok I've officially stopped complaining

3 months since really good oh my Gosh we broke the bed sex. Four days since intercourse. We're both in the middle of projects at work and at home. It's true what they say your brain is your biggest sexual organ.
Any kind of stress really impacts your libido.
w-g

 

[Dreamer1]

18 hours. My wife made the mistake of telling friends of ours that we have sex just about every day and my friend got one mercy f**k from his wife after that revelation. He has been in a dry spell ever since! He said he felt better thinking all his married buddies were in the same predicament!

[Edited by Dreamer1 on 07-31-2000 at 05:49 PM]

 

[Sonora]

"How long has it been since you last had sex?"

You mean with another person?? I think that I've got to take the fifth on this one.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Good one, Sonora!

Your response has been my fave so far.

It reminds me of my favorite scene in Woody Allen's Love and Death when Woody is making love to a beautiful woman under the covers and they briefly pop their heads out and out of breath, she gasps, "Boris, you're the greatest lover in the world!"

"Well," he responds, "I practice a lot when I'm alone."

 

[SimplySouthern]

So we aren't counting masturbation here? What if you took yourself out to a nice dinner first and had some foreplay?

Exp ~ I'm voting for you as a cheap slut...heck, that's what I'm hoping for anyway...otherwise I have no chance of the Candian Holiday Rendezvous.

 

[Mensa]

Faith and begorrah

I went to Ireland with my friend and my daughter. One night, while in Dublin, I walked into a grove in a park with a stranger, took off my clothes, and had sex for about three hours.

See, that's all you really need...the fuck of the Irish!

 

[Bushido71XS]

Great Sex: 20 months
OK sex: 18months
With someone else in the room: 18 months

But, Sex really Sex, I'm Sex doing Sex alright about Sex it. Lack Sex of Sex it Sex really Sex doesn't Sex bother Sex me Sex at Sex all.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Was she a vowel girl though?

Three days. And, yes, I was full blown.

dammit all .. i thought you guys were going to tell me when it was time to blow Dixon!

... well at least i hope she was the bomb ...

 

[Guest]

OMG!!!

I had the BEST D/s sesion of my life last night! I learned many new things about my pain tolerence (and appearently I was a very good girl). I discovered that different candles leave different sensations! (FYI for ya, don't use dipped taper candles, OUCHIE!) Over all though, everything was awesome!


~Tiggs~

 

[SimplySouthern]

Bushi~

Can you distinguish between GREAT sex and OK sex for me? Just so I know which category I fall in.

Just for comparison...which category do silk scarves fall under?

 

[Handy-Andy]

New years eve 1999 what a night it was great good job i've got agood memory. But it should of been sunday night out with friends we pulled a couple of women all was going fine till an ex walked up and gave me a playful kiss and the women just left what a downer never mind thats life.
I think silk scarves would have to be classed as great sex if used right.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

And you are worried Patryn?

3 long and hard years... ever since I was legal to have sex (ie turned 18) I havent had it... now there is a twist!

Da chef

 

[Thor's Hammer]

about two days..but I'm a newlywed.....(5 good years)