How many times have you masturbated in your life?

[Handeguy]

I'm just going to have to file my answer under "a lot".

 

[white65]

OK well I'm just turned 58. So its slowed down compared to say when I was 20. So um, 1000s of times.

The most times I actually came while masturbating in 12 hours I can tell you exactly. It was 9. So my balls were running on empty by the finish. My mates called me '9 wanks' after that. I was about 25 at the time.

 

[StrongMaster7]

I did some quick math and got 17,885 days, but then I have to figure in the days when I've done it more than once. Not that rare. 20,440.

Finally, there are a few days in the many, many years when I have not masturbated. 0.01% = 20437 = 20,400 times

Isn't that how any women Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have fucked? Wow.

 

[Crownvic]

As much as needed or demand..

 

[scposteel]

I started jacking off 50ish years ago, and while I do have a wife and son it hasn't slowed me down much. Gotta love internet porn. I'm roughly estimating 12,000 times. And I think that's a low estimate. Cum on, tell the truth here.

I lost count lol

 

[shinybikiniwife]

Approaching Avogadro's number probably....

 

[tristantrotsky]

16,000+

How many stars are there in the galaxy...?

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

Approaching Avogadro's number probably....

Love those on toast with poached eggs

As this is wood related can we go for a Planck constant of wanks (without the negative)

 

[MaxwellSmart86]

In the 30 years since I first learned how to masturbate, I've jerked off on average of 2 times a day. Sometimes I don't at all and sometimes up to 5-6 times a day. Going on a low average of twice a day, for 30 years it would be somewhere in the range of 21,000 to 22,000 times.

 

[Swuchmann]

I started jacking off 50ish years ago, and while I do have a wife and son it hasn't slowed me down much. Gotta love internet porn. I'm roughly estimating 12,000 times. And I think that's a low estimate. Cum on, tell the truth here.

50 plus years ago. Averaged once per day. Gets me to about 18,000 times.

 

[gin53man]

more than once

 

[PMarky2]

Let's think, age minus age at puberty times days in the year...

So, at the very least 15,330 times.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

Unscientifically I would say around 25,000. There were a lot of days with multiple rounds, especially in my teens and twenties.

 

[HornyUK90]

I started rubbing my cock on my mattress when I was like 7. Didn't realise what I was doing until I was 11 when I cummed for the first time. I've been addicted ever since. Even now I'm married, I average 5-7 times a day and I'm mid 30s now. My record is 12 in one day.

 

[Blueeyes4u100]

Lol, absolutely no idea .. Almost daily for 40+years

 

[Hardguy6]

A rough guess… between 18 and 20 thousand

 

[MidKnight1378]

If I had a dollar for every time I’d be Elon Musk.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

25,345.

I mean … 25346.

 

[trinething1ns]

Since I was 12, 13, conservatively twice a day on average.

The means about 27K times.

Holy. Shit. Never thought about it that way.

 

[GoodGirlsDeserveFun]

It must be several hundred!!

 

[Icekiller56]

Definitely in the thousands

 

[Zephreck]

Its like the national debt.... count always goes up and too vast a number to be able to comprehend....

 

[LeaHaven]

Until about a year ago, only 4 times in my entire life, but in the last 6 months or so, it has increased to about once a week.

 

[HornyUK90]

Until about a year ago, only 4 times in my entire life, but in the last 6 months or so, it has increased to about once a week.

How old are you? Why had you only masturbated 4 times in your life? I don't remember the last time I did less than 4 in one day

 

[LittleTitLover]

Thousands.