How Many?

[Expertise]

Bruiser you peice of dick snot.

Jerry Springer has been my secret homosexual lover since I was fifteen, and if I could just rustle up enough money from the bestiality videos I been makin' with my sister, get my court dates settled, the plate outta' my head, the roof on my mobile home fixed and that nasty rash I got from that 550lb lap dancer cleared up I would drive over to Europe and whup your ass while making loud beeping noises in your ear (thats not a censors beep, its how we speak).

'Cause thats what all o' us colonials do you twit.

 

[Siren]

Expertise HAHHAHAHAA

 

[Endlessly]

*laughing hard at DCL*

I had a crush on Zach.





Oh God.. I'm a teenybopper, I knew it.. Someone put me out of my misery.. Either someone borrow a gun from Deborah or let Flagg suffocate me with his inflated (blow up date?) ego..

 

[Guest]

We've all been on Jerry Springer, and we're all married - to each other.

Damn! I drank too much moonshine at the reception and missed the honeymoon WWF cage match. How was it? And who's underwear is that on my 4x4's gun rack?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Endlessly, I did a guest shot on "Saved by the Bell", but it was after that Zach kid left. The studio audience was full of screaming 12 year old girls. Screech was a handfull, bit of a prima donna, and much uglier in real life. Ah showbiz.

 

[Endlessly]

Oh my gosh, that mean's I've probably seen you. *blushes to admit she probably saw every single episode of Saved By th bell between the ages of 10 and 12*

Uglier IRL? Is that possible?

 

[*Eve*]

I've missed Bruiser, now when things go wrong we have our scapegoat back.

 

[Skitten]

LMAO

 

[FlamingoBlue]

So, out with your dirty secrets.

Alright, I confess. Sometimes I stay home from work and watch Jerry Springer. I also like wrestling,

I feel so much better now that I've said it. Sorta like confessing that I like porno, which I do. Yeh, my wife knows, and she still loves me.

blue

 

[Expertise]

No way Blue...wrestling?

I think that by comparing it to porno you are insulting that art form. Porno that is.

 

[*Eve*]

FlamingoBlue, I love you!!! I too am one of the proud who is not ashamed to admit that I like wrestling.

 

[Dreamer1]

Yes, all Americans have been on Jerry Springer. We're all also racist and own guns and want desperately to police the world. We're all rich and we all live in either Washington DC, New York, Hollywood or Memphis, Tennessee.

Yep. There are 250 million of us in a continent sized nation of every temperrate zone in the world -- and we're all the fucking same.

Damn DCL, that was supposed to be our little national secret!

 

[Dreamer1]

LMAO Laurel! Yep, you sure are a great wife haha!!

You're just saying that because you're her favorite. Twice in one week! And poor me, I haven't seen her by my bedside in over a month. I've had to make do with the family dog.. earnestlover.
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Never, must you insult family dogs in this manner?
Question: Would family pets rather be eaten, screwed or compared to earnestlover? Sorry, that question quite possibly belongs in the taboo threads.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Well Dixon and Dreamer ... don't feel bad .. in Canada we're all animated ..

and Dreamer .. *even though that was so taboo of you yohoo* if i was the family pet and i had to pick .. well if i absolutely had to ... i guess i would pick the screwing ..

 

[Dreamer1]

Well Dixon and Dreamer ... don't feel bad .. in Canada we're all animated ..

and Dreamer .. *even though that was so taboo of you yohoo* if i was the family pet and i had to pick .. well if i absolutely had to ... i guess i would pick the screwing ..

As would I Isabella...as would I.