How to dispose off Kink toys?

[bdsmshade]

They would be great for Christmas presents wouldn't they and if your aunt don't like her mobile can take it apart and has the old use lol.

Did once see a crucifix glass dildo was tempted to get for a Christian friend kind of the same thing. Really wanted to see if she would take it to church. It was so pretty bet they would have loved it.

 

[BiTodd]

It would be great to sneak them into a yard sale and leave them here and there. Then watch the show.

 

[bdsmshade]

It would be great to sneak them into a yard sale and leave them here and there. Then watch the show.

He he he now have to find some old toys don't want any more just to try that one out. Or maybe go a church jumble sale or women's institute just to see some respectable little old lady trying to work out what it is.

Oh some of the metal vibrators if you paint little windows along the side and some fins on the end could pass for old style Buck Rogers rocket ship

 

[sweetsauze]

I gave away some of my old leather gear to a specialty shop a friend runs, and throw my used rubber goods away in the bin, fine here in the UK

 

[Cumference]

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Oh some of the metal vibrators if you paint little windows along the side and some fins on the end could pass for old style Buck Rogers rocket ship

Oh yes!
And stick a model rocket motor in the battery compartment, and fire them on a random trajectory into the neighborhood.
(I miss the "dancing banana-smiley")

 

[seela]

I miss the "dancing banana-smiley")

Worry not, banana's still here.

And on topic: I've recycled my very few discarded sex toys according to their material. I never even thought to do it differently, but then again I've never thought someone might be interested in my trash. And actually if someone is interested in trash and does dumpster diving, I'm sure they've seen far weirder things than sex toys.

 

[Cumference]

Worry not, banana's still here.

And on topic: I've recycled my very few discarded sex toys according to their material. I never even thought to do it differently, but then again I've never thought someone might be interested in my trash. And actually if someone is interested in trash and does dumpster diving, I'm sure they've seen far weirder things than sex toys.

Oh joy, you are right!




And yes, they do not care, and they do not have the time to see what's in the waste.

 

[shy slave]

.........And actually if someone is interested in trash and does dumpster diving, I'm sure they've seen far weirder things than sex toys.

Now that does make me curious, 'weirder than sex toys....' are there such things?

 

[Cumference]

Now that does make me curious, 'weirder than sex toys....' are there such things?

There was a guy a couple of years ago, who successfully disposed of most of his family that way.

No body parts were ever found.

Very charming fella!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Lundin

 

[Athalia]

Did once see a crucifix glass dildo was tempted to get for a Christian friend kind of the same thing.

Was that the Linda Blair model?

 

[Que]

Has no-one considered soaking in bleach to remove DNA trace, then "gifting" them to say a favored politician, cop, or homeowner's association crank?

 

[LWulf]

Maybe y'all thought I was joking, but, yes barring batteries and electronics (easily removed with a knife), deposit the sex toys in a woodchipper then place the debris in the appropriate recycle bin.

Its like a paper shredder.
I have three boxes of pornos I have to get rid of someday before I die. I don't want family and friends to have to sift through it all, and I definitely don't want the garbage man doing it either, and oh boy do they.

 

[Cumference]

Maybe y'all thought I was joking, but, yes barring batteries and electronics (easily removed with a knife), deposit the sex toys in a woodchipper then place the debris in the appropriate recycle bin.

Its like a paper shredder.
I have three boxes of pornos I have to get rid of someday before I die. I don't want family and friends to have to sift through it all, and I definitely don't want the garbage man doing it either, and oh boy do they.

But is you problem "item X being found" or "the possibility of making a connection between item X and you"?

I agree that batteries and electronics should be deposited correctly.

But the woodchipper part is a bit of overdoing it.
I have this fantastic mental image, of half a dong being ejected at high speed, hitting a passing car, an elderly lady walking by or just crashing through the neighbor's window.

Why not just split it in a couple of pieces (if you do not want anybody else re-using it for any of the listed purposes), stick it in a fast food bag with other trash and deposit it in a public waste bin?
Cut it 3cm slices and drenched in ketchup.... oh what a fate!
(Of course, some homeless guy might think, that it is an exotic sausage and attempt to consume it).


Likewise, the porn could be deposited a few magazines at a time in the same way.... or you could deposit them one at a time, stuck in a copy of Financial Times in the Metro.
(By the way, I think that vintage porn (if it is without DNA-samples) actually sells for a nice price on the black antiquarian market)

 

[LWulf]

But is you problem "item X being found" or "the possibility of making a connection between item X and you"?...

First, 'pornos', to me, usually is synonymous for 'videos' unless followed with the term 'magazine', second, why would I put a magazine in a wood chipper if I already mentioned a "paper shredder", third, and this is the most clinching concept that should answer your above question more thoroughly than the yards of text I could expand on the matter, I consider myself a responsible adult* and frown on the idea of disposing of my garbage, in whole (or even in part), in public spaces, fourth, perhaps you haven't ever handled a woodchipper, but nothing comes "flying" out it, except downwards.

*I found porn magazines thrown away in a public place when I was a youth and don't want the same to happen again.

I don't want to sell porn (read as "magazines, videos, dildos, paddles, etc").

The simple answer to your above question is "both"

 

[Cumference]

The type I've been using:
http://www.gronteknik.dk/assets/images/imagecache/613x303/article/75319_1.jpg

I do not consider "spreading shreaded PVC around you" to be responsible adult behavior.
(But the thought of pink sextoy granules spraying out the funnel is still enjoyable)



Video tapes?
Remove the labels to make them unrecognizable and whack them with an axe to make them unplayable.

I actually think, that for a person living in the free world, you are over-complicating things a bit.
It is embarrassing materials, not something (I hope! ) illegal you are trying to get rid of.

 

[LWulf]

The type I've been using:
(image removed for brevity)

I do not consider "spreading shreaded PVC around you" to be responsible adult behavior.
(But the thought of pink sextoy granules spraying out the funnel is still enjoyable)

Video tapes?
Remove the labels to make them unrecognizable and whack them with an axe to make them unplayable.

I actually think, that for a person living in the free world, you are over-complicating things a bit.
It is embarrassing materials, not something (I hope! ) illegal you are trying to get rid of.

You're not listening or contemptuously ignoring what I said.

I was talking about SOCIAL responsibilities, not ENVIRONMENTAL responsibility.

However, allow me to assuage your interests to derail my point by stating emphatically that environmental responsibility is also important to me, otherwise I wouldn't have said:

then place the debris in the appropriate recycle bin.

To give credence to your nonsense about "illegal", yes, it IS actually illegal to own sex toys in some states here (Texas, Alabama & Georgia come to mind).

In some states, it's illegal to go through someone's garbage. In some states, as soon as you put it on the curb, it is public domain. I've put out pornos (movies) once before and had a neighbor sifting through my garbage within an hour.

You know how easy it is to repair a video cassette that was whacked with a sledgehammer? Pathetically easy.

It really drains me having to reiterate what I said 2 comments ago, so excuse me if I don't pay attention further because apparently you aren't paying attention to begin with.

 

[Cumference]

Ok, I assumed that you lived in the free world, please let it be noted for the record, that I do not consider Texas, Alabama and Georgia part of the free world, and feel sorry for the poor sods living there.


If someone, that is not the NSA, is willing to start taping videotapes back together and put them in a new cassette after the tapes have had a jolly chop with an axe..... Peace be upon them, they really deserve that tape!
Or you can open the cassette, let the tape "fall off" the spools, step a little on it and put it in a bag. Then you can pour some cheap corn syrup in the bag.
If I really, really suspected that my neighbor would start fiddling with the bag, I'd deposit a "Turd, MK II, Man-made" in the bag along with the de-spooled tape.
Where I live, it would be considered most shameful to start messing with your neighbors waste container.
But I guess cultures differ around the world.

Or look in the yellow pages, and go to a company that "shred things". There is a thriving business for safe destruction of hard-drives, data-tapes and similar incriminating/sensitive storage media.
It will cost you, but it seems like you would consider it worth the expense.
(If it is you on the tapes, and you have entered politics, it might really be the case!)

 

[Cumference]

....and the other kinky stuff:
A good knife and a bread board. Cut everything in 10 mm cubes, and add half a cup of cubed kinkiness to each bag of normal garbage.
Only the NSA or a really deranged neighbor would sort all your garbage and put the toys back together.
("Turd, MK IV, Burrito enhanced" could be added as an extra deterrent)

 

[gluttonne]

I reckon fire is effective enough. Short of that, pyrolysis is a good second choice.

 

[Cumference]

Fire is fantastic, but burning leather, PVC and rubber has an unfortunate tendency to become a community activity. The foul smelling smoke will engage the neighborhood in no time.
Burning magazines is messy.
I've never burned VHS tapes, but I guess that "medium roast" will be enough to make them unreadable.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WsigvaSjN2g/TUcEhGunK3I/AAAAAAAABpg/4cG_uONpxKw/s1600/funeral-pyre-cremation-crestone_colorado-by-ivan_morleno-of-AP.jpg

 

[HardRein]

Tie them with some cheap rope and hang them from a tree in your favourite city councilman's tree in the middle of the night.

 

[Impact12345]

Spray them silver or gold, mount them on a wooden base and pass them off as awards and trophies from your ex lover that you wanted to get rid of? Surely awards can be thrown out?

 

[KlaytonFrost]

I just throw mine away if they're broken or beyond use - but there are, I think, recycling schemes available. Try Googling for them.

 

[Cumference]

An interesting page about re-purposing.
http://www.humo.be/fotospecials/294239/seksspeeltjes-in-het-huishouden
Beat your swords into plowshares!