Hump Bar (Sens Lounge)

Houston like the payment system in Sen's bar. Perhaps he should up the prices to 2 smooches?
 
Well, this isn't a problem. Its when I try and make it less like a walk I screw it up. My wife says I can't keep a beat to save my life.

*You see my lips counting 1 2 3 4, 1 2 3 4....*

-Burns



" stop counting close your eyes and feel it , just follow."
 
*I can't help but hear Houston's comment and laugh.*

If your gona raise the price Houston, why not make it something interesting. One smooch on the body part you roll on a sex dice. Could make things interesting.

-Burns
 
2 it is. *Leans back over the bar and gives him a second, slightly longer smooch*
 
" Or how about 4 A's high ." when it comes to that you know what better yet."

*Sens grabs a basket letting go Of Burns, then a bag of rice from the back , a thing a baby small safty pins.*

" However many of these they pull will amount to the kisses they get and where, ie: one kiss on the cheek, two on the lips, 3 on the nipple, 4 the belly, 5 right above thier private area below the belly button, 6 on the clit."
 
*Seeing that our dance is done, I plug my MP3 player to the jukebox and let one of my play lists run. Flyleaf begins to fill the air.*

Flyleaf, Rob Zombie, ACDC, Disturbed, Rammstien, Stone Temple Pilots. Some of the good stuff.

-Burns
 
Ahhhh...Disturbed. One of my favorites, personally.
 
*stays in his corner*

*Sens became insiting that mage remove from his corner lifestyle and eat, she goes over grabs his ear gives it this simple little twist watching rise from his corner*

" Now we shall eat , as it looks like as if you and Oreo had a long night you might need the boost and food will do it."
 
Don't worry about it, Yum.

*blinks and stares a little bit after being pulled up* not as long as you might think, well, at least I didn't have a long night.
 
*Angry face* Apparently my dog ate the last piece of pie. *Takes an angry bite of a Nutragrain bar*
 
Why would you leave pie where your dog could get to it?

-Burns

Well, ya see, the thing is, that he's learned to break into the fridge. So literally the only place in the house that he can't get to is the oven itself.
 
*I bust out laughing.*

Have you tried a child lock for the fridge? I'm about ready to have to buy one to keep my 2 year old from taking the yoghurt.

-Burns
 
*As Sense hear the words childlock escape from Burns lips she thinks shit thats what i need to do yikes.*

' Thanks for the reminder I need to put that on my to do list .
 
Yeah, its a good idea. But we'll be moving soon, and then, he's going to be an OUTSIDE dog. It'll be great
 
" I have no pets, two boys age 16 and 2 and my husband is a handful enough then cry babies for wives on top of that."
 
Outside is good. I like the feel of grass and dirt on my paws....*drifts off into a daze.*

Hu, what was I saying?

-Burns
 
*Scrathes Lobo's ears* Yeah, our pup loves to be outside, but we don't have a fence here, and the dog next door is... well, quite ferocious.
 
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