I Fucking Hate Fags.

[flyguy69]

I had something of a relationship some time ago with a woman who was a Obersturmbannführer in the Gesundheit Korps.

Anal sex was impossible because she couldn't unclench her buttocks.

I think I'm having a psychological reaction to her.

I've got a cigarette! I've got a cigarette! I've got a cigarette!

LOL!


Anyone remember Steve Martin's comedy routine about giving up farting? "I quit for awhile, but I started putting on weight...."

 

[bogusbrig]

Oh. While I'm on a rant. If my lover does not allow me to have a regulation cigarette after I have brought her to her third multiple orgasm of the evening, I'll take my services elsewhere too.

'Get down woman!............Can't you see I'm smoking!'

I've got a cigarette! I've got a cigarette! I've got a cigarette!

 

[CharleyH]

LOL!


Anyone remember Steve Martin's comedy routine about giving up farting? "I quit for awhile, but I started putting on weight...."

No - just the blowjob from The Jerk. Still funny to this day.

 

[Brinnie]

Oh. While I'm on a rant. If my lover does not allow me to have a regulation cigarette after I have brought her to her third multiple orgasm of the evening, I'll take my services elsewhere too.

'Get down woman!............Can't you see I'm smoking!'

I've got a cigarette! I've got a cigarette! I've got a cigarette!

Step down man!........... You ain't lightin up in my bed!