I guess Etoile doesn't love us any more.

[FungiUg]

This board could use more bumping and grinding.

Too much bumping in my life! My car still hasn't come back from the panel beaters.

 

[Etoile]

This board could use more bumping and grinding.

Are you volunteering, WD?

 

[FungiUg]

Okay, I hafta ask, because it's been bothering me...

Why am I stalking Etoile? Anyone know?

I've thought long and hard about this (oh, at least for several seconds), and I can't come up with a reason. Well, not a good one anyway.

And to be honest, I'm doing a pretty slack job of it too! So as a stalker goes, I'm not a very good one.

So why am I bothering?

All reasons, particularly those which offer fascinating insights into my perverted psyche, will be considered.

 

[Etoile]

I don't know why you started, but I hope you continued because you were enjoying it. I know I have been!

 

[FungiUg]

I don't know why you started, but I hope you continued because you were enjoying it. I know I have been!

"Hi, my name's Bruce, and I'll be your stalker for today."

 

[cellis]

Hmmm... does it count if you are bi and miss the girl?

 

[JupitersGirl]

"Hi, my name's Bruce, and I'll be your stalker for today."

Hmmm...how much should you tip your stalker, I wonder...

 

[FungiUg]

Hmmm...how much should you tip your stalker, I wonder...

...or should that be what you tip your stalker...

Hey stranger! How ya bean?

 

[JupitersGirl]

...or should that be what you tip your stalker...

Hey stranger! How ya bean?

Hi Fungi....good thinking! Which currency do the really good stalkers prefer?

 

[FungiUg]

Hi Fungi....good thinking! Which currency do the really good stalkers prefer?

Is sex a currency? How about submission?

 

[Etoile]

Is sex a currency? How about submission?

Let me know, because I think I owe you back pay.

 

[FungiUg]

Let me know, because I think I owe you back pay.

*sigh* Tempting Etoile! But even though I tried to become a lesbian, they wouldn't let me join... they're sexist!

Tell ya what though, how about I volunteer as the photographer for when you want some action shots? Woo hoo!

 

[Etoile]

Tell ya what though, how about I volunteer as the photographer for when you want some action shots? Woo hoo!

Now actually...that I would definitely go for.

 

[FungiUg]

Now actually...that I would definitely go for.

Of course, I should probably learn how to use a camera first. Otherwise you might end up with lots of shaky shots of my chest.

 

[D's mariposa]

Okay, I hafta ask, because it's been bothering me...

Why am I stalking Etoile? Anyone know?

I've thought long and hard about this (oh, at least for several seconds), and I can't come up with a reason. Well, not a good one anyway.

And to be honest, I'm doing a pretty slack job of it too! So as a stalker goes, I'm not a very good one.

So why am I bothering?

All reasons, particularly those which offer fascinating insights into my perverted psyche, will be considered.

Well, everybody's got to have a hobby. I just thought this one was yours!

 

[FungiUg]

Well, everybody's got to have a hobby. I just thought this one was yours!

Hmmm... you know, that could be it. Except it's really not perverted or psychologically disturbed enough. Damn.

 

[Etoile]

Hmmm... you know, that could be it. Except it's really not perverted or psychologically disturbed enough. Damn.

Hey! I'm pretty perverted and disturbed.

 

[FungiUg]

Hey! I'm pretty perverted and disturbed.

Okay, point out my deficiencies in contrast then. *waaah*

 

[midwestyankee]

In honor of Etoile's 16-year Litversary, I decided to bump this thread, which was last active in the week when I joined Lit.

 

[Betticus]

She loves me.. I don't know what you are talking about.. She is my Venus, My Persephone, my muse and my naughty little fantasy but she is also my mentor and she is a damn amazing human being...


Maybe just ask her for a hug and a cookie...

 

[cfuhrer]

Happy anniversary!