I hate it when . . .

I hate it when it takes the fucking idiots in the front office over a month to file an order for maintenance to fix my gate and when they do they fuck it up. SO glad I make sure my rent is paid on time every month. So happy about that.

*Sigh...* I need to move.
 
I Hate It When....

A Lit friend of mine is dissed by others here behind their back :mad:
 
I hate it when my fucking neighbor upstairs sounds like he's bowling. What the fuck is he doing up there?!
 
I hate it when people just ignore questions. It's so disrespectful. If you don't want to answer just fucking say that. Why is that so hard? Now I don't know whether you're trying to duck the question or you just forgot to answer. So now I have to ask again. And this time I have to say "If you don't want to answer just say that." And now I sound like an asshole because you don't have the fucking balls to say what you fucking mean. Drives me nuts. Please, no one do that to me if you're going to PM me. Be straight up with me and I'll do the same. It's basic courtesy.
 
I hate it when people get impatient when an obviously disabled person with a cane doesn't walk across the fucking crosswalk quite as quickly as they'd like.

I'm sorry I'm not running across to accommodate your busy schedule. The extra 20 seconds will totally ruin your day and I know that. That's why I do it. I'm trying to fuck your day up so I LOVE when you honk and throw your hands up. And I'm also very, very sorry I was born with fucked up bones. I'll try not to make that happen next time. Next time I'm born I'll make damn sure I can walk very quickly for your convenience. Because you matter to me. Really. You're the center of my world and I actually have a desire to please you.

I'm actually going to start walking even slower now just to piss those people off. I swear I am. I'll get some measure of satisfaction because any reasonable person would not think twice about it and the only ones I'll be upsetting are the fucking morons. So I'm seriously going to do it. I'll let you know how it goes.
 
I hate it when people get impatient when an obviously disabled person with a cane doesn't walk across the fucking crosswalk quite as quickly as they'd like.

I'm sorry I'm not running across to accommodate your busy schedule. The extra 20 seconds will totally ruin your day and I know that. That's why I do it. I'm trying to fuck your day up so I LOVE when you honk and throw your hands up. And I'm also very, very sorry I was born with fucked up bones. I'll try not to make that happen next time. Next time I'm born I'll make damn sure I can walk very quickly for your convenience. Because you matter to me. Really. You're the center of my world and I actually have a desire to please you.

I'm actually going to start walking even slower now just to piss those people off. I swear I am. I'll get some measure of satisfaction because any reasonable person would not think twice about it and the only ones I'll be upsetting are the fucking morons. So I'm seriously going to do it. I'll let you know how it goes.

100 Points to whoever hits him
 
IHIW people ask something right away instead of first making even the slightest attempt to find the answer out for themselves. Google exists for a reason :rolleyes:
 
People cry and whine about their lives in public. If you don't like yourself, why should anyone else like you?
 
I hate it when I go grocery shopping and I see meat or any dairy/frozen item just sitting on a shelf rotting. If you don't want it, put it back where you got it. Quit being a lazy asshole. There are people out there that would love to have it. The same pricks who leave the food to rot are usually the same ones who complain when food costs rise part of the reason because of this.
 
I hate it when I go grocery shopping and I see meat or any dairy/frozen item just sitting on a shelf rotting. If you don't want it, put it back where you got it. Quit being a lazy asshole. There are people out there that would love to have it. The same pricks who leave the food to rot are usually the same ones who complain when food costs rise part of the reason because of this.

I hate this too. I also really hate it when I see a Starbucks cups on the shelf :mad: usually either half full or completely empty.
 
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