I love men!!

[A Desert Rose]

Platypus turn you on?
Or is it kangaroos?

Kangaroos. It sounds more domly than platypus does.

 

[James G 5]

Kangaroos. It sounds more domly than platypus does.

As long as it's not wombats

 

[A Desert Rose]

As long as it's not wombats

Yuck. They look kind of like big ol' guinea pigs, don't they?

 

[James G 5]

Yuck. They look kind of like big ol' guinea pigs, don't they?

It's kinda cute, in a weird sort of way

 

[niteshade]

I love men, but there seems to be a shortage of decent ones lately. I don't want to love someone else's man, damn it. Maybe I should go back to women.

 

[Krinaia]

.... or you could just ask that someone else if you could join in .... it could end up making some man very happy

 

[yessmiss]

I love men, but there seems to be a shortage of decent ones lately. I don't want to love someone else's man, damn it. Maybe I should go back to women.

i can be decent, if asked to, politely.

~eyes fixed on niteshade's attachments~

...but if this is your point, i don't blame you...

 

[niteshade]

i can be decent, if asked to, politely.

~eyes fixed on niteshade's attachments~

...but if this is your point, i don't blame you...

Ah, but are you in a relationship with someone else?


and that is a very good point

 

[niteshade]

.... or you could just ask that someone else if you could join in .... it could end up making some man very happy

well, there is joining, and then there is having someone to go to the movies with. Ya know?

 

[SilkVelvet]

I lurve men..well not every man on the planet, a gal has to be a teeny bit selective.. so Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and George Bush are excepted.

Why do I love men ? I get off on all that warm male skin, the smell of an aroused cock, the snuggly jumpers and their bums in jeans, just for starters. The sense of power and strength, the muscles (as long as not overpumped up exaggerated). Exposed forearms when they have their shirtsleeves rolled up turns me on. 99% of em are taller than me, which comes in useful.
I like watching men shave,which is very ritualistic. I like watching porn with a man, especially when he starts to wriggle in his seat cos the boxers are beginning to feel the strain I like to watch a man BBQ cos it is amuzing to watch him frazzle the steak. I like to watch a man drive, because if he is a good driver he is usually good in bed too. I like hanging out with male friends cos they are usually more laid back than women and don't yawn on about makeup (well most don't). I like the lusty gleam in their eyes when I wear a tight tshirt and/or jeans.

sigh... goes off thinking about male skin, mmm..

 

[FungiUg]

I love men, but there seems to be a shortage of decent ones lately. I don't want to love someone else's man, damn it. Maybe I should go back to women.

I do my best to be indecent. *sigh* Missed out again! Sorry niteshade, guess we just weren't meant to be.

Goes back to pining for the fiords.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Kangaroos. It sounds more domly than platypus does.

This is so true, though there are those few who like human males are just plain persistent in the face of disinterest. Must say I admire the female kanga highly for her biological ability to suspend a pregnancy mid term to continue later when better conditions exist, and their ability to feed 2 joeys of different ages on age appropriate milk....remarkable animals. Then again most Australian animals are remarkable in that they have such unusual variations and abilities to the rest of the planet. Have to love those lizards which no longer require males to pro-create.....they just have a non surgical sex change of sorts and do the business themselves, then go back to their female form to produce the offspring.

Catalina

 

[catalina_francisco]

I lurve men..well not every man on the planet, a gal has to be a teeny bit selective.. so Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and George Bush are excepted.

Why do I love men ? I get off on all that warm male skin, the smell of an aroused cock, the snuggly jumpers and their bums in jeans, just for starters. The sense of power and strength, the muscles (as long as not overpumped up exaggerated). Exposed forearms when they have their shirtsleeves rolled up turns me on. 99% of em are taller than me, which comes in useful.
I like watching men shave,which is very ritualistic. I like watching porn with a man, especially when he starts to wriggle in his seat cos the boxers are beginning to feel the strain I like to watch a man BBQ cos it is amuzing to watch him frazzle the steak. I like to watch a man drive, because if he is a good driver he is usually good in bed too. I like hanging out with male friends cos they are usually more laid back than women and don't yawn on about makeup (well most don't). I like the lusty gleam in their eyes when I wear a tight tshirt and/or jeans.

sigh... goes off thinking about male skin, mmm..

Sounds like you are having fun!!! Have finally found what I need to catch up with you soon, promise....lots to catch up on. Take care.

Cat

 

[FungiUg]

Have to love those lizards which no longer require males to pro-create.....they just have a non surgical sex change of sorts and do the business themselves, then go back to their female form to produce the offspring.

I thought this was an "I love men" thread, not a "who needs them" thread...

 

[yessmiss]

Ah, but are you in a relationship with someone else?


and that is a very good point

Ah, but no *such* attachments, neither OL nor RL.

So this is a standing ovation, eh invitation...
just don't forget to ask, politely...

good point indeed, although perhaps those wings are too dark for you?

 

[Krinaia]

Okay ... here's a toast to my dad. I was feeling depressed and alone and knew I should return my mom's call but luckily dad picked up the phone. Mom would have yelled at me. Dad chatted and gossiped and told me how he made himself and her saxophone costumes for halloween and they got second prize in the costume contest

That and he said how'd he drop this scrumptous grad student/med student Buckley my phone number since I'll be new in town (Louisville, not my hometown of Lexington) and won't know anyone. He's funny, he's my version of adorable, and he's just oh so ... sigh... new crush!!! If he's kinky, I'm set.


Hooray for Dad's. Perhaps not the same as a hooray for men but close enough