SwtSassyNrse26
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" Cold or HOT, Spam hits the spot".....LOL
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SwtSassyNrse26
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I have heard of a banana, lollipop or popsicle being used as a food phallus. But Spam?....never 
troubledone
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I have heard of a banana, lollipop or popsicle being used as a food phallus. But Spam?....never
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SBroadB9
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I have heard of a banana, lollipop or popsicle being used as a food phallus. But Spam?....never
Just carve it into the proper shape. Then, when you're finished with it, it can be eaten. That's about the only way to make Spam taste better.
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Woo hoo it's Friday!
What better way to end the week then hit the club or lounge on the arm of your nights sugar daddy and let him see you shake your stuff on the floor!
How many younger ladies here love to tease older guys with their bodies in public, and know exactly what they are doing?
What better way to end the week then hit the club or lounge on the arm of your nights sugar daddy and let him see you shake your stuff on the floor!
How many younger ladies here love to tease older guys with their bodies in public, and know exactly what they are doing?
TheOlderGuy
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Good morning, lovers
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Good morning Ann and all the other little darlings. Hope your weekend is fabulous.
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All this rain messing up my bikini and pool time I am beginning to dislike our meterologist
Damn.. this sounds like needing of Federal Disaster Aid... better yet, I will make you a cozy spot next my pool.... so you can use that bikini.. or no bikini if the desire strikes...
SwtSassyNrse26
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Woo hoo it's Friday!
What better way to end the week then hit the club or lounge on the arm of your nights sugar daddy and let him see you shake your stuff on the floor!
How many younger ladies here love to tease older guys with their bodies in public, and know exactly what they are doing?
* Raises her hand and smiles with glee*
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I'll bet you do. Would love to see that tease
SwtSassyNrse26
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Damn.. this sounds like needing of Federal Disaster Aid... better yet, I will make you a cozy spot next my pool.... so you can use that bikini.. or no bikini if the desire strikes...
Well if it is a private pool why risk tan lines
SBroadB9
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Well if it is a private pool why risk tan lines
Why, indeed?
Of course, you might get some tender bits sunburned a little. If that happens, gentle kisses on the affected parts will make you feel better.
It certainly would make ME feel better, lol.
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Well if it is a private pool why risk tan lines
Always remember...there are many of us here who are eager to lotion-up those hard to get places....no one wants you to get a burn!
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SwtSassyNrse26
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I sunburned my breast and nipples once. Note I said once !! Talk about pain for weeks. I was bathing on the beach. Fell asleep on my tummy with my top untied. Woke up on my back when a passerby nudged me to wake me up. Ranks right up there with one of my most embarassing moments. Then to have to suffer sore peeling boobs. I can LOL about it now. That is one time panama city beach went nude !!
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I would have volunteered to spread cooling lotion all over your breasts for days until they were healed!
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Happy Friday all! Have a great weekend and stay safe!
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Not normally. We get them occasionally, like this person. I catch them when I see them, and really do appreciate it when posters report them, because then I can either erase or completely remove the post from the thread until Laurel can ban the poster (she is a busy gal!)
Brett is right: only Laurel can ban ip addresses - hopefully she bans this one! - we mods can only edit posts, completely remove (delete) posts from threads, move threads to other forums, and merge threads with other existing threads.
Again, thanks to all who report these annoying spammers! Keep it up!
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englishgent73
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Well, despite being in complete denial, now I've turned 40 I guess that I'm now officially classed as an older man.
But, I'm young at heart and generally prefer younger (or similarly younger-minded) female company.
Inbox always ready and waiting for offers
But, I'm young at heart and generally prefer younger (or similarly younger-minded) female company.
Inbox always ready and waiting for offers
SBroadB9
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Wow! A lot of guys got a good show, I'm sure.
When I used to travel in Europe, I always tried to hit the local pools at lunch, eat lunch sitting by the pool, watching the local ladies. None wore tops, and all were tanned all over. Guess they went about it slowly.
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