I need help with my new "slave"

Dirty is often dude code for jizz.

Level one - his own.

Level two - someone you both know.

Level three - someone only you know and he has to speculate on.

Highly filthy - someone neither of you know.

Level four - dumpster diving for used rubbers (not advised, but sometimes running through all the levels gives you an idea where someone's idea of filth is)

If you can't get it off the ground because ANY jizz is "too dirty" this isn't worth the crazy making.
I'm keeping a copy of this in my "talking dude language for chicks" file.

Actually, can I quote you?
 
Originally Posted by Netzach
Dirty is often dude code for jizz.

Level one - his own.

Level two - someone you both know.

Level three - someone only you know and he has to speculate on.

Highly filthy - someone neither of you know.

Level four - dumpster diving for used rubbers (not advised, but sometimes running through all the levels gives you an idea where someone's idea of filth is)

If you can't get it off the ground because ANY jizz is "too dirty" this isn't worth the crazy making.
I'm keeping a copy of this in my "talking dude language for chicks" file.

Actually, can I quote you?

Haha I wish there was a "dude dictionary" I would never guess "dirty" = jizz

I think I've come across some in my online dating experience
"open minded" seems to equal "married, poly, or open relationship"
"natural woman" seems to equal "BBW"
"curvy" seems to mean "big bOObs"

And of course "looking for fun" means "I just want a fuck and I won't even bother asking your name, Hole"
 
If talking doesn't work, and he's unwilling to write his needs, you should have him fill out a BDSM list and give you the results.

I didn't know lists existed! I'm filling one out TONIGHT and handing it to my partner in crime. I'm going to make them fill one out too. GREAT ADVICE!
 
submissive troubles

Well if he wants to be dominated then dominate him and work another male into the picture,one who is dominant and will make both of you his little slaves.Once he gets it started then you and your Master can possibly introduce another Master to dominate your man to keep him from feeling left out.Another option is to find a dominant couple,and have the man and woman dominate both of you togather
 
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