I need motivation

[gauchecritic]

I'd like to smack you in the face with a snow shovel for that. Typical angry bastard.

Hmm. Bathos, hyperbole, satire, tropology, sarcasm and do I detect a hint of irony? All in 2 sentences.

Gauche

 

[NoJo]

No, she was just being unbelievably rude and offensive. I wouldn't stand for that,if I were you.

 

[gauchecritic]

Joe. Shush. You know what happened last time.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Joe and Gauche: she slapped me virtually t'other day. Still stings. Be careful (that green thing represents something evil).

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Gauche, are you sleeping?

Or, are those Mr. Rickman's eyes, gone sleeping?

So hard to tell the difference, babe.

Lou

 

[gauchecritic]

They are the infamous Alan. I was told they looked like mine so I'm finding pics of people I'm supposed to look like to use for AVs.

Mine are older and more laughter lined (wrinkled).

Gauche

Edited to add Beautiful South lyrics:

Line one, was the time
that you first stayed over at mine
and we drank our first bottle of wine
and we cried

Two; we're away
and we both, both have nowhere to stay
ah but a bus shelter's always ok
when you're young

Now you're older and I look at your face
every wrinkle is so easy to place
and I only write them down just in case
you should die

Take a look at these crow's feet, just look
sitting on the prettiest eyes
Sixty 25th of Decembers, 59 fourth of Julys
Not through the age of failure children
Not through the hate of despise
Take a good look at these crow's feet
sitting on the prettiest eyes.

Line 3, I forget
but I think it was the time we placed our first ever bet
and the horse we backed was short of a leg
never mind

4 in the park
and the things, the things that people do in the dark
I could hear the faintest beat of your hear
and we did.

Now you're older and I look at your face
every wrinkle is so easy to place
and I only write them down just in case
you should die

Take a look at these crow's feet, just look
sitting on the prettiest eyes
Sixty 25th of Decembers, 59 fourth of Julys
You can't have too many good times children
You can't have too many lines
Take a good look at these crow's feet
Sitting on the prettiest eyes.

 

[Guest]

They are the infamous Alan. I was told they looked like mine so I'm finding pics of people I'm supposed to look like to use for AVs.

Mine are older and more laughter lined (wrinkled).

Gauche

And that person was correct. Judging by the real life AV I have seen of you, there is definitely a strong resemblance.

Lou

 

[shereads]

Really, really laughing out loud here. Smooches to you, J.

You watch that trash mouth, Missy.

 

[shereads]

and do I detect a hint of irony?

Not likely. Not even if it shrieked, "I'm a hint of irony."

You people are really starting to tick me off.

 

[shereads]

No, she was just being unbelievably rude and offensive. I wouldn't stand for that,if I were you.

It wasn't believable?

Damn. I'll have to work on it.

 

[gauchecritic]

Only starting? You must be made of sterner stuff than I thought. I was sure that would at least provoke a few choice expletives.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

You watch that trash mouth, Missy.

¡Pinche pendeja, maldita puta! besa mi culo.

Perdita

 

[minsue]

¡Pinche pendeja, maldita puta! besa mi culo.

Perdita

Is it wrong that I'm oddly proud that I could read most of that?

 

[Guest]

Is it wrong that I'm oddly proud that I could read most of that?

Nyet, Minskaya.

Perdita

 

[shereads]

Is it wrong that I'm oddly proud that I could read most of that?

Is it wrong that I know the word for 'ho in languages I can't speak?