Stella_Omega
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Your reticence has been much appreciated.
i need o pick my punishment
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Loverskitten
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Does anyone else read the thread title with an Irish accent, or is it just me?
Miles Long
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Reading all of our smartass posts is probably punishment enough. 
IrisAlthea
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Given the OP's posting history, I wouldn't count on it. I'm with Bunny on this:Reading all of our smartass posts is probably punishment enough.
Loverskitten
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Ohhhh, she's one of the sinpain hoard
DeepGreenEyes
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You bounce them at the door, and then we don't get a chance to liquor them up with repartee. Also, the "drowning in own vomit" part is completely omitted, and that's my personal favorite.
If I had to pick my punishment I would pick a massage for myself, a couple of bourbon and cokes followed by a long hot bath
Where are the butterflies, rainbows and subbie unicorns?
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graceanne
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If I had to pick my punishment I would pick a massage for myself, a couple of bourbon and cokes followed by a long hot bath
I'd give myself an entire day to sleep, bathe, and read.
*spew*
kiwi_submissive
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Remind me never to annoy you. That sounds like a truely horrible punishment.
I'd give myself an entire day to sleep, bathe, and read.
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I like that punishment as well I think I might have to punish myself tomorrow
It's obvious that she already picked her punishment by posting precisely what she did.
Perhaps her daddy likes the way she writes, that of a child. Maybe it is her role. Hopefully it is not because she truely is a child...
Cattypuss
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It's "truly", not "truely".
Yeah, if only spellcheck could be stamped into my brain, dear Cattypuss. Talk to me like that some more, and I will sure-ly, true-ly desire to show you precise-ly how I came tame wild pussies with my tongue.
Please, take no offense. I just had a tickle to fancy your demanding need of purr-fection. Truly...how demanding are you?
IrisAlthea
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BellaSirena
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Holy grammar police, Batman!
This thread reminds me of when I was perusing Craigslist “men seeking women” ads. My baseline was the use of too, two and to -- and they’re, their and there. If they passed that test, and the ad was interesting enough, I might possibly reply. Fun times.
This thread reminds me of when I was perusing Craigslist “men seeking women” ads. My baseline was the use of too, two and to -- and they’re, their and there. If they passed that test, and the ad was interesting enough, I might possibly reply. Fun times.
Evil_Geoff
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You need to come mow my yard and pull all the poison ivy... 
I like this. I think.By the way, it struck me this morning that it's possible that written English is not getting worse. It's possible that people who 25 years ago would never have written anything other than semi-literate scrawls in Christmas cards and birthday cards are now, thanks to the internet and mobile phones, writing every day.
There's a lot of fuckin snobbery on this board and it pisses me off a bit. Mind you, grown women asking for online punishments for having a wank pisses me off too, but as that's none of my business I'll stick to the grammar bullshit.
Stella_Omega
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yeah, we are snobs about grammar. The site is a literature site, after all-- even if the literature in question is a bit beyond the pale...
But you'll notice that we aren't any more snobbish about newbies than any other site in the web is. Less so, IMO. Especially considering the topic.
But you'll notice that we aren't any more snobbish about newbies than any other site in the web is. Less so, IMO. Especially considering the topic.
franktickles
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vicious
wow, you people are vicious!~
wow, you people are vicious!~
Stella_Omega
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missgiter
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BDSM is not a Hallmark card.
Oh, but it would produce some delicious images... very selective market, though. I'd find it quite funny to whip out a BDSM birthday card at an entirely vanilla party.
Loverskitten
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There are a bunch, at least at the sex shop I recently visited.
missgiter
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I need to check that out. I haven't been to a sex shop in awhile. The last time I went into the local one, I heard the gal behind the counter talking to her co-worker about "the fat bitch in the back of the store" (And... I was the only one in there. I've got curves, but geesh!) Anyways, yeah. *hugs the anonymity of the internet*
Stella_Omega
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You know the losers behind the counter have moved on to other dead end jobs by now, right?
