If I had a fetish for stupid people...

[Boundlife]

A woman has never had sexual bliss until she has a preacher ram the fear of God into her beneath the pulpit. Elmer Gantry 101

I know a few ministers who would love that (seriously, United Church of Canada)

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

There are thousands of religious statements daily. The cumulative effect is quite grindingly depressing. And sometimes even stultifying to the sex drive. I HATE when that happens!

Generally I abstain from religious discussion because few can have such a discussion and remain friendly.

My position is if God did not want us to fuck he would not have made it feel so damn good.

I was told that when I die my life will flash before my eyes. I am trying to achieve the best porn movie of all time.

 

[Stella_Omega]

There is no fear of god to ram into me.

quoted for truth

Generally I abstain from religious discussion because few can have such a discussion and remain friendly.
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When they start to tell you what they believe in you say--

"I believe you should open your mouth a little wider."

Yeah that'll work...