If They Were NAKED Right Now....

[SirConradPeckereye]

I wouldn't treat her any differently than normal.

Put on some pants you dirty scoundrel and come get beat at mario kart.

 

[hopeful_wife]

Put on some pants you dirty scoundrel and come get beat at mario kart.

Come up with a witty pun based on his anatomy.

 

[Coyote100]

Come up with a witty pun based on his anatomy.

Quietly fulfill all your hopes and mine too.

 

[NC_Coastal]

If he's the mangey one prowling our neighborhood, I'd shoot him.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

If he's the mangey one prowling our neighborhood, I'd shoot him.

Ask him to turn around and walk back into the ocean, there are kids around man.

 

[SixShooter14]

Ask him to turn around and walk back into the ocean, there are kids around man.

I'd probably strip down too because it's hot out here and I need the sun.

 

[Cat]

I'd probably strip down too because it's hot out here and I need the sun.

Hand him some sun lotion and a parasol ~ getting some vitamin D is fine, but in moderation..

 

[Taegul]

Hand him some sun lotion and a parasol ~ getting some vitamin D is fine, but in moderation..

Give her some vitamin D.

LOL, sorry.

 

[Cat]

Give her some vitamin D.

LOL, sorry.

But.. Taegul... I have severe sun intolerance... No vitamin D for me...

Oh that was kinda... Silly!

 

[Mr_bogey]

But.. Taegul... I have severe sun intolerance... No vitamin D for me...

Oh that was kinda... Silly!

I'd wrap my arms around her and carry her away from prying eyes (besides mine, of course)

 

[Taegul]

I'd probably scream in terror and run for my life. Or run for my sanity at least.

 

[Photog1rl]

I'd probably scream in terror and run for my life. Or run for my sanity at least.

Ask if he has any grilled pineapple.

 

[DirtyMarine]

Maybe live out a fantasy.

 

[Trubbycat]

Inspect his bed and footlocker.

 

[Photog1rl]

Inspect his bed and footlocker.

Tell him to put his underwear on. Give him a big hug and a back massage. Some contact and connection. Hugs Trubby.

 

[Seadog777]

Tell him to put his underwear on. Give him a big hug and a back massage. Some contact and connection. Hugs Trubby.

Ask if they want a slice of pizza.

 

[Photog1rl]

Ask him if he wanted a shower robe and some JD or CR

Ask if he wanted to join my under the fan.

 

[Photog1rl]

She doesn’t have to ask me twice What shall I bring for your drink?

Gin and tonic sounds perfect tonight.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Show appreciation

 

[hopeful_wife]

Tell him a joke to help him with the disappointment of posting at the same time as someone else, who he was not anticipating seeing naked.

 

[base10]

Tell him a joke to help him with the disappointment of posting at the same time as someone else, who he was not anticipating seeing naked.

Smile, because someone both naked and hopeful leads to fun

 

[scposteel]

Smile, because someone both naked and hopeful leads to fun

I'd chill naked as well, because why not it's fun

 

[seetheartinme]

I'd chill naked as well, because why not it's fun

I'd ask if you would want to participate in some mutual masterbation.

 

[v_indigo]

I'd ask if you would want to participate in some mutual masterbation.

It’s been quite the day so I’d say yea

 

[scposteel]

I'd ask if you would want to participate in some mutual masterbation.

And I would say yes