I'm Pissed! How Many Are You?

[DeeZire]

While accidentally surfing for porn, I have seen the Literotica link on some pretty raunchy websites, which could explain the abundance of riff raff visiting the site.

I think LIT should give authors the option to post emoticons at the top of their stories, but they would be in the shape of a hand flipping the bird. A story with 3 birds would indicate an abundance of sex, plus it would be flipping off the readers at the same time.

My stories would have maybe one bird. Sometimes I actually skim past the sex scenes to get to the next section of character development or plot. I think, for some people, sex includes an emotional attachment. For others, it's just a pleasurable physical experience. It would be unrealistic to expect to please both groups with the same story, which is why we need a more sophisticated ratings system.

If I discover, through a nasty comment, that I have pissed off a troll with my story, I feel vindicated. I mean, what better way to punish a troll than to ruin his mood with a story that challenges his sensibilities, (or lack thereof.) That would be the one drawback to the self-regulated 'bird' emoticon ratings system - people like me posting a non-sex story with three 'birds', just to piss off the trolls.

 

[sr71plt]

While accidentally surfing for porn, I have seen the Literotica link on some pretty raunchy websites, which could explain the abundance of riff raff visiting the site.

I think LIT should give authors the option to post emoticons at the top of their stories, but they would be in the shape of a hand flipping the bird. A story with 3 birds would indicate an abundance of sex, plus it would be flipping off the readers at the same time.

My stories would have maybe one bird. Sometimes I actually skim past the sex scenes to get to the next section of character development or plot. I think, for some people, sex includes an emotional attachment. For others, it's just a pleasurable physical experience. It would be unrealistic to expect to please both groups with the same story, which is why we need a more sophisticated ratings system.

If I discover, through a nasty comment, that I have pissed off a troll with my story, I feel vindicated. I mean, what better way to punish a troll than to ruin his mood with a story that challenges his sensibilities, (or lack thereof.) That would be the one drawback to the self-regulated 'bird' emoticon ratings system - people like me posting a non-sex story with three 'birds', just to piss off the trolls.

Neither here nor there--but I liked your 50-words story. Not sure how many birds I'd give it, though.

 

[DeeZire]

Neither here nor there--but I liked your 50-words story. Not sure how many birds I'd give it, though.

That one was dedicated to my second ex-wife.

Your 50 words were quite captivating. I love an open-ended, open-bloused story.

 

[sr71plt]

That one was dedicated to my second ex-wife.

Your 50 words were quite captivating. I love an open-ended, open-bloused story.

Yours reminded me of a sign outside the front gate of the American Embassy in Bangkok, Thailand. It said "Look the Other Way." They drive on the opposite side in Thailand from the States, and too many tourists leaving the consulate were being wiped out by city buses when they stepped out of the compound onto a busy Sukumvit Road.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

This is the latest reponse to my story:

Far too many non-sexual words in the way of an otherwise sexy story! Remember, with erotica, less is MORE!

Non-sexual words are called a plot! They give a story depth, not the minimum length of some imaginary cock!

Why do I waste my life writing for these self-deprecating dicks? Maybe I shouldn't be at all.

Count me as yet another voice on your side, AsylumSeeker.

Some stories can legitimately have wall to wall sex, others hold it off until the end. I agree with Darkniclad too - maybe you could put some tension in there to build things up a little.

I just had to post this so you would feel even less discouraged to write..

 

[Quesla]

No!: I'm Stellar Zephyrian! We're an over sexed telepathic race living on Enchorcia Wait until I get my storys set up & posted! Quesla

 

[Quesla]

Quesla here: I'm the one who left a comment in the Feedback forum concerning the phiiscs of sorry spelling! of a quadraplegic being able to know or feel an erection and warn a whore girlfriend when he's cumming! You did such a good job of "To dry the tears of a clown" Good plot and tie off of the villans and a good moral reasoning in the loveable innocense of children. Maybe do a little medical reseach on spinal injuries and or invent your disabled male character to have a different condition that won't have so much interference with brain sex verses genital sexual sensory reaction! Otherwise, ... I Love tit!!! Quesla