In Local News (and it's all good!)

[JoePepsiCo]

I like that!

In other news, The Big Muddy is down an inch.
In related news, it rained six inches in two hours in Des Moine!

 

[JoePepsiCo]

AJ YOU FUCKING LIAR!!!


It hasn't rained in Iowa in WEEKS!!!​

 

[JoePepsiCo]

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I'm not doing a second show tonight and this time, it's not Der Hhhh-h-h-o-o-o-OCK!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My back yard isn't drying up.


If it ever does, I'll have to put the Last Grass Cuttin' on its ass.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

The ridge is dry.

Good thing roots are deep.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The ridge/top o' the hill is Out West.


Soon, but not yet. Not yet . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

You'll love Beverly Hill living'!

She's just the best at catering.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

In local news, the local council, dominated by Republicans announced that over 1900 illegal voters have been purged from the voting rolls thanks to their efforts backed recent laws written by the Republican-dominated State Legislature and signed by the Republican Governor.

In related news, the Democrats, who dominate the polling committees, venues, booths, ballot counting and recount processes and procedures in the greater urban core, have proudly announced that their latest registration efforts have produced a surge of nearly 2000 newly registered (Democrat) voters.



It's a lot like when the Party in Power touts job creation numbers, where jobs that were always going to come back (once Democrat governors had the power to prevent the return to normalcy pried involuntarily from their cold, calculating, living hands) are counted as "created."

Shell Games

Keep crying, trumptard.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

We have increased the chocolate ration from 8.27 grams to 7.98 grams...


... and they love Big Brother especially noe that he's a black woman, but for Democrats, the local and National news are good:

Estimates according to recent polling show an incredible disparity. Among married men, Trump leads 59-39 percent, among married women, Trump is up 56-42 percent, and among unmarried men, Trump leads 52-45 percent. But among unmarried women, Harris is out front by a whopping 68-31 percent. And the most important issue for single women in this election? Abortion.

The election is already over. Reason cannot close that gap and the demo (as in demographic and Democratic) is as unreasonable a group as you will ever encounter, driven entirely by emotion (evolution and the innate desire to perpetuate) and abortion is their HOLY SACRAMENT.

Until the Red Team can figure out how to stop jumping that shark, the election is over.

Say, I like that. I may triple-post it. I'll be a regular Johnny Bench, who got banned for life...

 

[Lazaran]

Quite the tell.

JoeSodaPop is STILL butthurt about Laurel’s GB purge of toxic right wing political bullshit.

Good.



JoeSodaPop

Here it is!

I tell you, when they know they are going to win, they drop the masks!
It was like this here when Hillary was inevitable,
and President Obama was selected.

but here it is

open

honest

and in your face

While Laz and all of those who troll and act just like him shout to the high heavens (and the nonexistent Gods and Buddhas) about FREE SPPECH, EQUALITY, TOLOIRANCE, and INCLUSION, actually celebrate the censorship of people, and most importantly, ideas that conflict with and challenge their own.

This is why they spend so little time on the topics and so much time attacking: The Kamala Harris Nation.

It's not Idiocracy, it's Vacuoucracy...

JoeSodaPop

 

[JoePepsiCo]

In local news, some say Trump is winning the electoral college and some say Harris is winning the popular vote.

She's so popular.

She sez, Trump is POP-you-l'iar!

He could be a daddy-baby. Irishman in the woodpile?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Papi? Is dat you???

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Ahm cummin' Liz-beth!


Chute 'em Liz'beth! Chute 'em!


Lizzy, take off the fucking war bonnet! You ain't no fawkin' Injun!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

G'night, Liz'beff . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

'Nite John Boy.

John Boy...,

Stop tickling' me wid your finger!

That's not my finger...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

His toe! His toe!


Get your mind out of the gutter!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I knew Red for a bit.


Red hated JohnBoy.


Red drank copiously to assuage his hate.


There may have been a tumor built as a monument to his hate, if his liver held out.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Human livers should be made of sterner stuff.

And served with a nice chianti...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Fava beans...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I prefer pinto(e)s . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

In local news, we just recounted the votes
and now the total has been decreased from 4987 (D) to 5003 (D).