In praise of smaller cocks

Listen TJA, I'm sick of you obsessing about the size of my cock and my thick ropes of semen. I know you can't help having the smallest cock on Literotica. I know my eight-and-one-half-inch cock makes you goosebump, but that's no excuse. The milk bottle was the last straw. How careless. How irresponsible. You could have lost your fingers. Bath nights are over, just deal with the fact, I no longer want to bathe with you. You know why. Yes, you do. I warned you about bringing the blender into the bath. I told you how dangerous and stupid it was. And to ask me to turn it on? How selfish a request. You know I am a strict vegan. Did you accept this? No, you didn't. Your cock is a cock, even when it's so minute. And for me wanting to do 69 with you? I would be better sucking a Sultana and spit out its seeds. So, please stop obsessing about my cock. It no longer wants to, you know what. It has outgrown your silliness and wierd and winsome role plays. Goodbye.
Please pm me. I promise you, nothing but worship and devotion to your every need
 
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