In the mood for...

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In the mood for the kinda sex where you have to say this afterward: "Oh, hello officer. No, no, we're fine, fine. No need to call for backup. We're very sorry about the noise complaints. Tell old lady Corruthers next door there's no murdering my lover here...just...(looks at her)...an Canasta tournament...yeah a canasta tournament that got a little out of hand. If you don't mind we'd like to get back to...(looks at her again)...our canasta tournament again now. Yes, we'll try and keep it down this time. Good bye and thank you, officer for protecting and serving and all that...bye bye."
Door slams shut and I turn to her.
"Now where were we..."
 
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