In the mood for...

[DarkWarrioress]

I want...

I know, right? *sighs softly*

 

[DarkWarrioress]

 

[Britwitch]

 

[raiguy]

an amazing full body massage

 

[Sasha25]

 

[Mephistophelily]

... Someone else to make me dinner, because I have no idea what to do.
I have half a rotisserie chicken. Thinking lazy route and a couple sandwiches for me and the duo.

 

[fr33ks33k]

... Someone else to make me dinner, because I have no idea what to do.
I have half a rotisserie chicken. Thinking lazy route and a couple sandwiches for me and the duo.

D'you have lettuce or rice? Could totally make chicken salads or chicken and seasoned rice...

 

[Mephistophelily]

D'you have lettuce or rice? Could totally make chicken salads or chicken and seasoned rice...

... He tells me as I finished it off making sammiches.

 

[fr33ks33k]

... He tells me as I finished it off making sammiches.

Listen here! I was busy saving the American people from their own dimwitted attempts to use a simple freakin cell phone. And when I say simple I mean "push the numbers and talk" simple.

*grumbles and wanders off to sulk for the remainder of his shift*

 

[Mephistophelily]

Listen here! I was busy saving the American people from their own dimwitted attempts to use a simple freakin cell phone. And when I say simple I mean "push the numbers and talk" simple.

*grumbles and wanders off to sulk for the remainder of his shift*

MINE THINKS EVERYONE IS MY DAD AND HOLDS AN HOUR CHARGE!
*throws it at him*
Make it smurt again, phoneman!!

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Listen here! I was busy saving the American people from their own dimwitted attempts to use a simple freakin cell phone. And when I say simple I mean "push the numbers and talk" simple.

*grumbles and wanders off to sulk for the remainder of his shift*

*snags him into the ether and hugs the stuffins out of him*

Boobie Hugs!

 

[fr33ks33k]

*Stumbles out of the ether, rubbing his head and holding Lily's phone*

I was accosted in the ether! *chuckles and fiddles with the phone a bit*

I'd need to sit down and ask you serious questions to figure out what's wrong.

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

....Daymn.

 

[choklatekoneko]

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*Stolen from O-dad's kissing thread*

This

or this

 

[Vail_Indigo]

This

Want? Can haz? Pleeeze?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Want? Can haz? Pleeeze?

yes...right now.

PLEASE...

whole bunches...

 

[chronicle_tenko]

This

Happily given, if the Alpha wants.

 

[Mephistophelily]

Going to the beach with Lady.
Even if curiously quick to vanish crabs keep pinching my booty.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

 

[Mav Unlimited]

 

[Britwitch]

wonders if Mav needs someone to scrub his back

 

[Mav Unlimited]

wonders if Mav needs someone to scrub his back

He wouldn't mind at all if a pretty witch wants to help him out.

 

[yeishia]

Honesty ...and ice cream

 

[Last_Rider]

Honesty ...and ice cream

I only have honesty, I am sadly out of ice cream at the moment my Angel.